Tsunade helped Uchiha Kō to the bed and then undressed him to prevent him from feeling uncomfortable.
She sighed and looked at Uchiha Kō. "Sigh, really, you nemesis, I've completely lost to you!" With that, she stood up.
She began preparing warm honey grapefruit water, placed it on the table in front of Uchiha Kō's bed, and then helped Uchiha Kō sit up.
Uchiha Kō's mouth was smirking, clearly still drunk. Tsunade raised an eyebrow. "Open your mouth!"
"I don't want to! I won't!" Uchiha Kō whined, then chuckled.
It took Tsunade a long time to coax him into opening his mouth, and then she fed him the honey grapefruit juice little by little.
After doing all this, they placed Uchiha Kō on the bed and made him sleep on his side.
Tsunade stretched, feeling exhausted. She realized that even this short time felt more tiring than traveling to Kumogakure. Looking at Uchiha Kō's current state, she suddenly felt annoyed.
"I've only been gone a few days and you're already dead drunk! Humph!" Tsunade patted Uchiha Kō on the back, but perhaps she wasn't paying attention to the pressure, as Uchiha Kō coughed repeatedly.
Uchiha Kō sobered up considerably and thought to himself, "Holy crap? An assassin? Damn it!" But just as he was about to open his eyes, he heard Tsunade's voice.
"Do you know how dangerous your situation is right now? What if some woman takes advantage of you and does that to you? Are you going to find me a girlfriend?"
"Let me tell you, don't even think about it. If you dare to betray me, I'll divorce you!" Tsunade's voice was filled with anger.
Uchiha Kō swallowed hard, not daring to speak. "Yes, yes, yes, I'm drunk right now. I don't know anything. I'm going to sleep!"
"Hey! I'm talking to you! Did you hear me!" Tsunade snorted coldly, Uchiha Kō. Although the movement was small, it still caught Tsunade's attention.
She tentatively asked, "Honey? Are you sober now?"
Uchiha Kō "..."
Tsunade sensed something was wrong. Just a moment ago, Uchiha Kō "uh-huh" sounds and even snoring, but why was it so quiet now?
A drunk person shouldn't be this quiet, so there's only one possibility... this jerk is faking it!
Thinking of this, Tsunade curled up. "Ah, right! I need to try on the new black stockings and black bodycon skirt I bought today!"
After saying that, Tsunade took out a box from her Storage Scroll and began to tear off the plastic cover, making a rustling sound.
Uchiha Kō imagined the scene in his mind; it was too beautiful to look at directly, and his mouth watered! Then he squinted and looked over, intending to peek, but for a moment he couldn't help but widen his eyes!
Tsunade curled into a smile as she looked at Uchiha Kō. "Yo, the drunkard's awake! How was it? Pretty, wasn't it?" Her smile was radiant, her beautiful eyes sparkling. She licked her lips...
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After a long while, Uchiha Kō swallowed hard, his right hand encircling Tsunade's alluring waist. Good heavens, this one night had completely exhausted his reserves from the past few days. Tsunade's slightly flushed cheeks pressed against his chest, her fingers circling around his heart.
"If you dare to get drunk alone again, you're finished! Getting drunk is fine, but you have to call me and I'm coming to pick you up! Do you understand?!" Tsunade's tone left no room for argument.
As the strongest Hokage of Konoha and a prodigy of the Uchiha Clan, Uchiha Kō nodded repeatedly, like a chicken pecking at rice, "Understood, understood! I'll keep my wife's words in mind and carry them out resolutely!"
"Hmm, very good. Let's continue." Tsunade nodded in satisfaction, stood up, and looked at Uchiha Kō with a dreamy expression in her eyes.
"Continue...?" Uchiha Kō was stunned.
Then darkness fell, lasting for two or three hours, before finally returning to silence.
Noon on the second day
Uchiha Kō got up, supporting his lower back as he got out of bed. Something was wrong, nine-tenths wrong. Wasn't he supposed to have Sage Body? What was going on? That's it! He must have been drinking. How could someone as Uchiha Kō have his body ruined by alcohol and women!
Uchiha Kō gritted his teeth and finally made up his mind, saying, "From today onwards, I will quit drinking!" His gaze was firm, much like someone joining the Party. At this moment, he decided that he would quit drinking from now on! He could no longer continue to sink into such a state.
Tsunade opened her eyes, feeling completely refreshed. It wasn't just Uchiha Kō missed her these past four days; she had missed Uchiha Kō go last night, but upon discovering he was awake and leering at her, she decided to indulge him and not let him go!
"Good morning, honey~" Tsunade seemed to have returned to her virtuous wife and loving mother mode, completely different from the female general last night. She looked at Uchiha Kō with tenderness in her eyes.
"Ahem, good morning, wife. Are you thirsty after waking up?" Uchiha Kō said with a slightly ingratiating tone.
"Hmm~ a little!" Tsunade thought for a moment and nodded. "Yes! I'm thirsty!" She then looked at Uchiha Kō expectantly. Uchiha Kō understood immediately and went to the kitchen to make a glass of juice.
Then he handed the glass of juice to Tsunade took it and gulped it down. "Mmm~ Delicious, watermelon flavor!"
Uchiha Kō smiled and said, "If you like it, that's good." Then he picked up a bottle of water, opened the cap, and gulped it down. He had sweated a lot last night, and he didn't know if it was the alcohol evaporating or the water evaporating, so staying hydrated was very important at this moment!
After Tsunade saw that Uchiha Kō had finished drinking water, she also got dressed and sat down in front of him with a serious expression. "Tell me, why did you drink so much last night?"
Uchiha Kō didn't bother to hide anything. He sat up straight, gently touching Tsunade's soft hands, and smiled, "A lot has happened in the last four days..."
He recounted how he taught the six little ones Ninjutsu and led them on missions. He also told Tsunade the story of the girls in that village and the woman who died protecting Namikaze Minato.
Tsunade. "Damn it! The Land of Fire is in such chaos! I don't even know what my uncle does! I'm going out to wipe out the bandits!"
As a woman herself, Tsunade naturally knew how important chastity was to girls. Even if those girls had parents and relatives, after going through such a thing, their lives were ruined, and they might even have to live their whole lives in the contempt and ridicule of others!
Uchiha Kō was silent for a moment, then said, "Wife, don't worry, I'll handle this. There's a meeting in a couple of days, you should come and listen in. The main purpose is to resolve this matter!"
Tsunade looked at Uchiha Kō and saw his serious expression. A thought struck her, and she pouted, "Okay~ honey, you have to solve this. I believe in you, my dear honey, kiss~"
After saying that, Tsunade kissed Uchiha Kō, and the two were lost in a sweet moment.
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