One Piece: The Immortal Rocks Pirates
Chapter 3

Kaido: I'm Invincible!

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"Are we fighting?"

Kaido fell silent for a moment at the bar owner's words, then grinned.

"I, Kaido, would never do something so tasteless. Pirates have their own code too. Since I drank your wine, of course I won't smash up your bar."

After a pause, he added, "Uh, consider it that I owe you two Devil Fruits. Another glass!"

You were never planning to pay it back, were you?

Dimon shook his head. A pirate's code? That was something to fool themselves with.

It was like how the Marines shouted about justice all day long and even embroidered the word "Justice" on the backs of their capes.

That did not stop them from helping the Celestial Dragons massacre the ordinary civilians of an island.

"Looks like you didn't listen to what I said." Dimon took a dagger from beneath the counter and tossed it in front of Kaido. "You can try it yourself. You've already gained the power of eternal youth and immortality."

He really wasn't joking?

Kaido froze for a moment. Refusing to believe it, he picked up the dagger and sliced his palm.

Bright red blood seeped from the cut skin, but soon, as if time had reversed, the spilled blood flowed back into his body, and the wound healed at a visible speed.

In just a few seconds, the cut in his palm vanished without a trace, as though it had never existed.

"Impossible...!"

Kaido shot to his feet, his face filled with shock. "It's actually real!"

As he spoke, he looked up at Dimon.

"Who exactly are you?"

"Just a bar owner. You can call me Dimon. Do you believe me now?"

With the facts right before him, he had no choice but to believe.

Kaido viciously drove the dagger through his own palm. When he pulled it out, blood sprayed everywhere, splattering across the floor.

But immediately afterward, all the blood flowed back, and the wound healed once more.

"It's a little slower... but not by much." Drawing conclusions from the test, Kaido said in surprise, "The more serious the injury, the slower the recovery?"

"That's right. Even if your heart is pierced or your head is cut off, you'll still come back to life."

Dimon nodded, thinking, As expected of a ruthless guy. He dared to stab through his own hand just to test it.

The Elixir of Immortality did not grant immunity to pain. It would still hurt when it was supposed to hurt.

"Wororororo... This is practically invincible power!"

Kaido could not help bursting into laughter, but then he suddenly remembered something and stared straight at Dimon.

"Drinking your wine won't turn me into a landlubber, will it?"

"No."

"I haven't eaten a Devil Fruit yet. Will I still have the chance to later?"

"It doesn't conflict."

"Wororororo... Thanks, Boss! I'll go find Devil Fruits for you right now. Wait for me to come back!"

In high spirits, Kaido turned and strode out the door with a laugh.

He wanted to properly test whether the new power he had gained was really as miraculous as the boss had claimed!

Dimon watched the guy leave, quite satisfied with his first visitor.

He had initially only wanted to attract a few ordinary pirates, but Kaido had been lured over by the scent of the wine.

"Kaido should only be in his twenties right now, shouldn't he?"

Kaido in his twenties was still a little monster. Devouring him would not be easy.

Dimon thought to himself, Forget it. He's an excellent fruit. Plant the seed now, then harvest it once it ripens.

Given Kaido's character, he would probably really bring back a Devil Fruit to pay for the wine.

As long as Dimon devoured Devil Fruits, he could obtain Demon Points.

Therefore, to him, the Elixir of Immortality was something that could be mass-produced.

After leaving the Elixir of Immortality Bar, Kaido could no longer suppress the agitation in his heart.

He wanted to fight!

He wanted to find someone to fight!

He wanted a world-shaking battle!

Ordinary people were no match for him. It had to be fellow Rocks Pirates members—only those monsters could let him truly cut loose.

Releasing his Observation Haki, Kaido quickly locked onto a target.

With a powerful leap, Kaido landed on a rooftop, then sprang forward several times toward his target.

Elsewhere.

Whitebeard had been wandering the streets when, suddenly, he sensed an intense killing intent bearing down on him.

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"Newgate!!"

Whitebeard spun around sharply.

Kaido descended from the sky, his raised Kanabo wrapped in Armament Haki as he mercilessly brought it down on Whitebeard's head.

"Thunder Bagua!"

"What are you doing?" Whitebeard frowned and met the attack with a punch. "Quake Punch!"

Boom!!

The immense quake unleashed by the Tremor-Tremor Fruit blocked Kaido's strike from afar, and its violent vibrations broke through Kaido's defenses.

The next instant, Kaido was sent flying, blood spraying from his mouth.

Struck by the aftermath of their clash, buildings within a hundred-meter radius collapsed in an instant, turning into ruins.

The pirates cried out and fled.

"This is bad! Kaido and Whitebeard are fighting!"

"Run! If you don't want to die, stay at least five kilometers away!"

"Quick, someone notify Captain Rocks! Only he can stop them!"

The pirates scattered like startled birds, fleeing for their lives while watching from far away.

Kaido crawled out of the rubble, and the blood he had spat out flowed back into his mouth.

"Worororo... That was satisfying! Again, Newgate!"

Whitebeard looked disgusted. "What kind of madness are you on? Kaido, how could you possibly be a match for me?"

"Hmph, today is different. I am invincible now!"

The sky had cleared, the rain had stopped, and little Kaido thought he was tough again!

Kaido burst into laughter and charged at Whitebeard again, black lightning erupting from his Kanabo.

"Yare yare... What a troublesome brat!"

Whitebeard curled his lip and raised his Naginata to meet him.

Before their weapons collided, their powerful Haki clashed first.

Boom!!

It was as though a tiny sun had been born between them, and the terrifying shockwave flattened every building nearby.

Suddenly, Kaido's Kanabo flew from his grasp. Seizing the opportunity, Whitebeard thrust out his left hand and grabbed Kaido by the face.

"Grah!"

With a roar, he slammed Kaido hard into the ground. A visible sphere of vibration formed in his palm.

In an instant, the ground cracked around Kaido, forming a massive crater.

It looked as though it had been struck by a meteor.

Just then, several figures rapidly appeared at the edge of the crater, all of them looking toward Kaido at its center.

Like a dead dog, he had been effortlessly defeated by Whitebeard.

Kaido lay there with his eyes rolled back, blood pouring from all seven orifices.

"Hey, hey, hey, Newgate, what are you doing?" Charlotte Linlin said with an irritated expression. "What did you do to my little brother? Are you trying to kill him?"

"Jihahahaha, Kaido lost again, huh? He really never learns." Golden Lion floated in midair, his tone full of mockery.

"So why did they start fighting again?" Stussy asked helplessly, resting her cheek in one hand.

"Hot-blooded men." Gloriosa shook her head.

"Are you hungry? Want me to prepare some food for you? So you can regain your strength and keep fighting?" Streusen teased.

Seeing the group gathered around to watch, Whitebeard withdrew the hand pressing down on Kaido's face and snorted.

"He was the one who insisted on fighting me. You still alive, Kaido?"

"Cough... cough cough..."

Kaido, who had been lying there like a corpse, coughed lightly. At the same time, the blood was flowing back and his injuries were vanishing.

Everyone was startled by the sight.

"What's going on?"

"He recovered... Did this brat eat a Devil Fruit?"

"No wonder he challenged Whitebeard again."

Kaido staggered before slowly straightening up. In that brief moment, all his injuries had completely healed.

He grinned broadly. "Worororo... It's useless. I have an immortal body!"

After a pause, Haki blazed around him like fire, soaring into the sky.

"Come on, Newgate!"

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