Douluo: Ning Rongrong? Even Dogs Won't Chase Her!
Chapter 1

Transmigrated into the Ultimate Simp

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"Gu Yi! Can you stay away from me?"

"Why are you so annoying? You're always hanging around me. Don't you have anything better to do?"

"I'm telling you, Ning Rongrong will never like you."

"Can you stop appearing in front of me?"

"You disgust me!"

"I never thought I'd transmigrate into the body of such an ultimate simp, and the person he was simping for was actually twelve-year-old Ning Rongrong."

Scenes kept flashing through his mind, and Gu Yi's face was full of contempt.

This original owner really had been an absolute top-tier simp.

Was he a turtle reincarnated from a boiling pot or something?

In truth, Gu Yi was still somewhat dazed.

One moment, he had been soaking in the bathtub at home on Earth. The next, he had suddenly transmigrated into the world of Douluo Continent, into the body of a depressed twelve-year-old boy who could not win over the girl he loved.

And this boy's identity was actually the biological grandson of Gu Rong, the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect's Bone Douluo—a character who had never appeared in the original work.

According to the original owner's memories, this boy with the same name as him had been Ning Rongrong's devoted simp since childhood.

He had clearly inherited Bone Douluo's number-one defensive martial soul, the Bone Dragon, and had already become a level thirty-five Soul Elder at the age of twelve.

With such talent and status, what kind of woman could he not pursue? Why did he have to chase after Ning Rongrong, that arrogant little princess?

In his memories, the original owner's simping was practically common knowledge.

Ning Rongrong said she hated weaklings who let others walk all over them, so the original owner trained like crazy.

Ning Rongrong said she hated people who made her angry, so the original owner obeyed her every word, acting like a butler or guard at her side, without a shred of dignity.

Ning Rongrong said she wanted the prettiest jewelry in Heaven Dou City, so the original owner spent all his savings to buy her the Heart of the Ocean.

But when the original owner presented the Heart of the Ocean to Ning Rongrong, what he saw was not a surprised smile, but an expression of annoyance, disgust, and even contempt!

With those hurtful words, she trampled the original owner into the dust.

With that gaze filled with utter loathing, she brutally pierced his heart.

All his persistence and effort had been nothing more than a joke, while the original owner had been the clown performing desperately within it.

Simps never died well.

The forest was so vast. It was not like there was only one tree.

Gu Yi had understood that principle long ago, but the original owner refused to turn back until he hit a wall.

"Since I've transmigrated here now, there's no way I'll keep being a simp. There are so many beauties on Douluo Continent—do I really have to keep simping for you, Ning Rongrong?"

The moment that thought crossed Gu Yi's mind, a mechanical voice suddenly rang out in his head.

"Ding! The Goddess Conquest System is binding..."

The Goddess Conquest System?

Gu Yi was startled by the sudden voice.

"Ding! Host successfully bound. Current Goddess Favorability is as follows: Xiao Wu Favorability, 0%; Zhu Zhuqing Favorability, 0%; Hu Liena Favorability, 0%; Qian Renxue Favorability, 0%; Ning Rongrong Favorability, -80%..."

A screen suddenly appeared before Gu Yi, displaying every beauty from the original work and their favorability toward him.

It even included Meng Yiran and Shui Binger, who had relatively few appearances. However, since they had never met him, their favorability toward the protagonist remained at 0%.

As for Ning Rongrong, Gu Yi let out a cold laugh when he saw that -80%.

The original owner had come whenever she called and left whenever she dismissed him. He had been her simp for a full five years, only to receive this result.

Now that I've transmigrated, don't even think about making me keep simping for you.

I'm going to be a warrior wolf!

"But what does this system do?"

As a loyal webnovel reader, Gu Yi naturally knew what a system represented.

Other people got invincible systems or face-slapping systems, but his system seemed a little strange.

Could it actually help him conquer girls?

Heh, I'm a warrior wolf. What's the point if someone else has to help me?

"Ding! This system can monitor the goddesses' favorability toward the host in real time. Once favorability reaches certain requirements, the host may obtain random rewards. The higher the favorability, the better the rewards obtained."

Upon hearing that, a smile appeared on Gu Yi's face.

So it was a reward-giving system.

Wasn't this forcing him to build a harem? This system was really annoying!

"But forget Ning Rongrong. I'm not going to put up with that young lady's temper."

"In that case, I'll go take a look at Shrek Academy. At this point in time, they should have started recruiting students."

As Gu Yi thought about it, he quietly made up his mind.

He knew the original work extremely well. If he wanted to come into contact with these goddesses, Shrek Academy was undoubtedly the best place for him to go.

Moreover, according to the original work, Spirit Hall would destroy the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect six years later. When the time came, four Titled Douluo would attack together—how could the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect resist them?

Gu Yi had to find a way to increase his strength now, otherwise...

"I should tell Grandpa first. That way, I can get tuition money too."

With that, Gu Yi dusted himself off and quickly headed toward the main hall of the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect.

Gu Yi did not even have half a Gold Soul Coin on him right now. The original owner, that simp, had squandered all his savings. If he wanted to enroll, he first needed his grandfather Gu Rong's support.

And Gu Rong spent most of his time guarding Ning Fengzhi's side, so the main hall was the most likely place to find him.

On the way to the main hall, the disciples of the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect wore strange expressions the moment they saw Gu Yi.

"I heard Gu Yi was so angry after being scolded by the eldest young lady today that he fainted. How miserable! If I embarrassed myself like that, I definitely wouldn't dare show my face."

"Ha! What's so surprising about that? Has he done any fewer embarrassing things for the eldest young lady?"

"That's true. Since they were children, whenever the eldest young lady got into trouble, Gu Yi always volunteered to take the blame. The worst time, Bone Douluo even hung him up and beat him in public. To pursue the eldest young lady, he really threw away all his pride."

"And there's more! When the eldest young lady was obtaining a soul ring, something went wrong. She was about to be attacked by a soul beast, but Gu Yi jumped out and stood in front of it."

"In the end, the disciples killed the soul beast, while he was seriously injured because he wasn't strong enough. Even afterward, the eldest young lady didn't change her attitude toward him at all."

"Isn't that just pathetic?"

"Keep your voice down. He's Elder Gu's grandson, after all. If he decides to cause trouble, we can't afford to provoke him."

"Fine! What else? What else? Let me tell you..."

Listening to the words around him, Gu Yi felt too ashamed to show his face. This original owner... was truly ridiculous!

He had the same status as Ning Rongrong, yet he had degraded himself like this. Why?

He quickened his pace.

He had just reached the corridor beside the main hall when, unexpectedly, he ran into Ning Rongrong as she stepped out.

What bad luck. Gu Yi raised his brows and thought to himself.

When Ning Rongrong saw Gu Yi, she likewise frowned in annoyance. "Didn't I already tell you everything I had to say today? I don't want to see you again, so stop wandering around in front of me!"

"Seriously, I see you everywhere. You're disgusting."

Looking at that pretty face, Gu Yi felt a surge of anger.

This was what simping got you!

Five years of devotion, and the attitude he received was worse than what she would give a stranger.

Ning Rongrong would even smile at a dog by the roadside, yet all she felt upon seeing the original owner was disgust.

Right now, Gu Yi was less angry at Ning Rongrong than he was at the original owner.

He was furious at how the original owner had refused to stand up for himself!

People needed pride just as trees needed bark. Even if one did not fight for face, one had to fight for dignity!

Enraged, Gu Yi naturally did not give her a pleasant expression. He said coldly, "What a coincidence! I don't want to see you either!"

"Eldest young lady, I won't bother you again from now on. Take care of yourself."

After saying that, Gu Yi strode away without the slightest hesitation.

But Ning Rongrong was stunned. This was the first time she had ever seen Gu Yi treat her this way.

Disbelief flickered in her eyes, but it was quickly swallowed by rage.

Since she was young, she had always been the one refusing to show others a pleasant face. When had anyone ever dared to do the same to her?

"Gu Yi! Stop right there!"

Ning Rongrong angrily shouted at Gu Yi's retreating back.

But Gu Yi ignored her. He had already made himself clear, and he could not be bothered to stay behind just to be scolded. Did she think he was still that simp?

"Hmph!"

Seeing Gu Yi pretend not to hear her, Ning Rongrong stomped hard on the ground in fury, and the anger in her heart intensified.

With a haughty snort, she quickly ran in front of Gu Yi, spread her arms, and blocked his path.

"I told you to stop!"

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