Douluo Dalu: Martial Soul Ice Snow Maiden, Calling Snow Emperor Mom
Chapter 39

Tang San: Luo Sanpao... is it related to Heaven-Shattering Earth-Splitting?

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"Chen'er..."

The melodious voice of the Snow Empress resonated within Xue Bingchen's mind, her tone brimming with disbelief and disdain:

"In this world... there actually exists a human spirit master who would awaken a martial soul that looks like this? This... this is simply too ugly."

This was the most sincere and unadorned evaluation from the Lord of the Far North, the peerless Snow Empress!

"Hahaha, Mother, you are right; it is indeed uniquely ugly." Xue Bingchen agreed, laughing wildly in his heart.

At this moment, Tang San was completely petrified.

He widened his clear eyes, staring fixedly at the little purple pig rubbing against Yu Xiaogang's trouser leg, his brain momentarily crashing.

"What... what kind of martial soul is this?!"

"Is this the martial soul that this buzz-cut uncle claimed could shake the continent if he were to mediate its power?"

"Is this the so-called... Earth-Shattering Luo Sanpao?!"

Tang San felt his worldview suffering a severe impact.

He looked left and right, up and down, but no matter how he looked at this fat pig, he couldn't connect it to the words "Earth-Shattering" by even a fraction!

This was nothing short of an insult to the very phrase "Earth-Shattering"!

However, Yu Xiaogang did not feel the slightest bit ashamed of his martial soul.

On the contrary, having revealed his martial soul and two century-level spirit rings, Yu Xiaogang suddenly felt full of confidence.

He held his head high, looked at Xue Bingchen with a gaze of condescension, and snorted coldly:

"Kid, do you know fear now? Unfortunately, it is too late! Today, I will let you witness the consequences of insulting a Master!"

As he spoke, Yu Xiaogang's gaze sharpened, preparing to unleash his first spirit skill directly to show this ignorant brat, as well as Tang San who dared to doubt him, the majesty of a "Master"!

Facing Yu Xiaogang's provocation, Xue Bingchen couldn't even be bothered to release his own martial soul.

He simply stood there with his hands behind his back, as relaxed as if he were strolling through a garden, then tilted his head slightly and said to Tang San beside him in an extremely flat tone:

"Watch closely. Open your eyes wide and see if this trash, who isn't even as good as a clown, is truly qualified to be your teacher."

Hearing Xue Bingchen's words, Tang San subconsciously swallowed a mouthful of saliva, his gaze locked tightly onto Yu Xiaogang and that Luo Sanpao.

The next moment!

Yu Xiaogang waved his hand violently, and the first yellow spirit ring at his feet suddenly burst into brilliant light!

Immediately following, that Luo Sanpao, which had been rubbing against his leg, suddenly acted as if it had been injected with adrenaline. Its front paws kicked off the ground, and its round, chubby body actually leaped into mid-air!

In mid-air, Luo Sanpao abruptly changed direction, aiming its fat, rounded rear end directly at the position where Xue Bingchen and Tang San stood!

At the same time, Yu Xiaogang placed his hands on his hips, focused his energy into his dantian, and erupted with a bizarre line that was so jarring it would be impossible for Tang San to forget for the rest of his life:

"Fart like thunder—Earth-Shattering Luo Sanpao!!!"

"What the hell?!"

Hearing this line, Tang San was so shocked he nearly blurted out a curse from his past life.

He widened his eyes, looking at Luo Sanpao in mid-air in utter disbelief.

He saw that Luo Sanpao's already round belly, the moment Yu Xiaogang chanted the spirit incantation, began to inflate crazily at a speed visible to the naked eye, just like a balloon being filled with air, becoming bloated and taut!

Its miserable expression, its rear end aimed right at them...

"This... is this actually going to..."

An extremely disgusting and absurd thought flashed through Tang San's mind.

Before he could react.

"Bang—!!!"

A deafening sound, like a muffled thunderclap, suddenly exploded at the entrance of Notting Academy!

The next moment, a visible, intensely concentrated yellow gas erupted from Luo Sanpao's rear like a burst dam!

That yellow poison gas bomb, carrying immense kinetic force, swept toward Xue Bingchen and Tang San like a tidal wave!

"It's a fart! It's actually a fart!!!"

Tang San completely broke down!

In his past life, he was an assassin of the Tang Sect who had played with poison his entire life; he feared neither Crane-Top Red nor the Peacock Plume.

But he never dreamed that after coming to this world, the first spirit master attack he would face would be a damn fart!

This was the ultimate insult to him, a master of hidden weapons and a genius of poisons!

"Ugh..."

Out of an instinctive fear of the unknown toxic gas and the sheer level of disgust, Tang San reflexively raised his hands to cover his nose and mouth tightly, while simultaneously exerting force through his feet, preparing to execute the Ghost Shadow Perplexing Track to escape this nauseating area.

However.

One second passed.

Two seconds passed.

That overwhelming yellow gas had clearly already enveloped them, yet Tang San was astonished to discover...

It seemed to have no scent?

Tang San cautiously loosened his fingers slightly and took a tentative, careful sniff.

There was truly nothing!

Not the slightest stench, nor any sign of being poisoned!

"What is going on?"

Tang San lowered his hands, his face full of confusion, and fixed his gaze on his surroundings.

At this look, he froze in place, his eyes filled with profound shock.

He saw that, at some unknown moment, a deep, crystalline blue ice barrier radiating an aura of extreme cold had appeared around him and Xue Bingchen!

This ice barrier was like an inverted glass bowl, perfectly encasing the two of them.

That seemingly aggressive yellow gas, upon touching this layer of ice that looked as thin as a cicada's wing, did not even cause a ripple; it was instantly frozen into yellow ice shards by the extreme low temperature and fell to the ground with a "patter, patter" sound!

Forget about the poisonous gas—not even a hint of the smell could penetrate inside!

And what Tang San found most inconceivable was that, from start to finish, he had not seen the white-haired youth beside him release his Martial Soul, nor had a single Spirit Ring even lit up!

With just a thought, or perhaps a mere overflow of spirit power, he had nonchalantly neutralized the full-force strike of a Soul Grand Master!

Just how terrifying must this strength be?!

Outside the barrier.

Yu Xiaogang, who had just finished releasing his first spirit skill and was preparing to enjoy the show, was now completely dumbfounded.

He stared blankly at the ice barrier that had appeared out of thin air, watching his pride and joy, the Heaven-Shattering Earth-Splitting poisonous gas, get instantly frozen into ice shards; his eyes nearly popped out of their sockets.

"This... how is this possible?!"

Yu Xiaogang's body trembled violently, and an unprecedented fear and chill shot straight from the soles of his feet to his crown!

His first spirit skill had been neutralized so easily, like child's play, without the opponent even needing to use a Martial Soul?!

This white-haired youth... what kind of monster is he?!

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