Sister Sanpao Wants to Save Gangzi

The passing deities all stopped in their tracks, their gazes falling unanimously on the purple-haired girl.

"This is... a newly crowned goddess? How come I've never seen her before?"

A Celestial Hunter clad in silver armor whispered a question to his companion, his eyes fixed on the Sister Sanpao.

His companion shook his head and said, "I don't know. But this is just too beautiful! When did the Divine Realm acquire such a person?"

"Her aura is so strange... she doesn't seem like a born deity, but rather like a newly reconstructed physical body."

Another unknown Second-Level God narrowed his eyes, carefully examining Sister Sanpao. "But no matter what, her appearance and aura are among the best in the entire Divine Realm."

The smile on Sister Sanpao's face was undisguised; this was the first time she had ever felt this kind of gaze from others.

Was Bibi Dong like this before?

The thought of Bibi Dong filled her with uncontrollable jealousy and hatred.

Certainly.

As a newcomer to life, Sister Sanpao didn't understand what these emotions were; she only knew that they made her feel very uncomfortable.

The Divine Official who had led the way respectfully said, "Sister Sanpao... We've arrived at the Fart God Temple. I'll return to report to Lady Sea God now..."

Sister Sanpao nodded slightly, then slowly walked into the public restroom and looked around.

Contrary to expectations of a scene filled with excrement and urine, the interior of the Fart God Temple is not spacious, only about ten square meters.

There was a bed, a table, and a chair inside, making it a bit cramped to move around.

A calligraphy scroll hung on the wall, bearing the four large characters "Fart God Temple," written in crooked and messy handwriting, clearly drawn casually by Yu Xiaogang.

"This is way too small..." Sister Sanpao pouted, her eyes full of dissatisfaction.

Back when she was still Luo Sanpao, she thought this place was quite spacious.

But now that she is in human form, even turning around is difficult, let alone anything else.

"So this is the kind of life Gangzi lives."

"Waaaah... Gangzi has really had it so tough." Sister Sanpao's eyes immediately welled up with tears.

She recalled those years, those events, and the time when she was still a carefree and happy little pig.

"Gangzi, you must live a good life with Bibi Dong on the Douluo Continent!"

Sister Sanpao burst into tears, which flowed out as if they were free.

"Don't try to avenge me; you can't beat that Golden-Eyed Black Dragon King."

"But... if you insist on avenging me, I won't object."

Sister Sanpao wiped away her tears again, but the more she wiped, the more tears flowed, and she couldn't stop them no matter what she did.

"And... when you're having a blast flying through the sky with Bibi Dong, don't forget about me."

"Waaaaah... Gangzi!"

Suddenly, it seemed that Sister Sanpao's tears had dried up, and at that moment she seemed to have realized something.

So she threw a punch in front of her:

"Thinking-of-Gang Fist! Sigang has gone mad... Waaaaah!"

She then closed her fist and opened it into a palm:

"Longing-for-Gang Palm! Nian Gang has become ill... Waaaaah!"

Then, she transformed her palm into fingers:

"Pao-Gang Finger! My resolve remains unchanged... Waaah..."

After it was performed.

Sister Sanpao finished her attack, tears still streaming down her face. "Gangzi! Gangzi! Gangzi!!!"

"Thinking-of-Gang Fist, Longing-for-Gang Palm, Pao-Gang Finger... collectively known as the Three Absolute Arts of Thinking-of-Gang."

"I hope that the Three Absolute Arts of Thinking-of-Gang that I created can transcend the Divine Realm and reach Gangzi's ears, so that he knows that I, Sister Sanpao, am still waiting for him."

Just then, a series of disordered footsteps came from outside the Fart God Temple.

Not just one or two, but a whole group of people.

The footsteps were hurried. Sister Sanpao frowned, walked to the door, and looked outside.

A group of Divine Official in uniform were walking towards them, led by a burly middle-aged man.

He was followed by a dozen or so Divine Official, each carrying various tools...

Hammers, chisels, shovels, and several people carrying large plaques that read "The First Public Toilet in the Divine Realm."

"Young lady, please leave immediately. We are acting on the orders of the Evil God King to renovate the Fart God Temple into a public toilet."

The previous Fart God was the manager of public toilets in the Divine Realm, and Yu Xiaogang, who succeeded him as God of Fart God, naturally inherited the responsibilities of the previous Fart God.

Later, Yu Xiaogang, using the name of the God King, secretly converted the largest public toilet in the Divine Realm into the Fart God Temple.

They didn't dare say anything to him and could only turn a blind eye.

"Public toilets? You dare!"

Sister Sanpao immediately objected. This was her and Gangzi's home; if it were gone, where would she live?

"Hmph! What's there to be afraid of?"

"The Fart God smuggled himself to the mortal realm and committed a heinous crime. He was captured by the Celestial Hunter and is now imprisoned in the God Forbidden Land, where he will be executed soon."

"It's time to renovate this public toilet that he's occupied."

Hearing what the middle-aged man said, Sister Sanpao immediately panicked, forgetting all about the Fart God Temple and public toilets.

She had only one thought in her mind right now...

Gangzi is about to be executed; she has to save him, she absolutely must save him!

"Get out of the way! All of you, get out of the way!"

Sister Sanpao shoved aside the middle-aged man blocking the doorway and rushed out of the Fart God Temple.

Hey! Stop right there!

The middle-aged man stumbled after being pushed by her, and only regained his balance by grabbing the door frame. He shouted at her retreating figure, "Why are you running away! We haven't finished talking about this public restroom issue yet!"

Without looking back, Sister Sanpao ran even faster.

But she didn't know where the God Forbidden Land was; she had never been there, nor had she ever asked.

She ran for an unknown amount of time before stopping and looking around.

All around me were unfamiliar buildings, unfamiliar streets, and unfamiliar faces.

"No, it's too late." Sister Sanpao gritted her teeth.

She saw a blond, golden-eyed man standing by the roadside, handsome as a sculpture, with an arrogant air.

Sister Sanpao immediately rushed over and grabbed the blond man's arm.

"Hey! Tell me, where is the God Forbidden Land!" Sister Sanpao practically shouted these words.

The blond man's golden eyebrows furrowed slightly as he scrutinized Sister Sanpao from head to toe with a critical look.

His posture was incredibly arrogant, and every movement seemed to exude an innate sense of superiority.

"The God Forbidden Land? What would a Divine Official like you, who doesn't even have a divine position, do in such a place?"

Sister Sanpao stamped her feet in frustration and continued to yell, "Don't worry about what I'm going to do! Just tell me where I am!"

The blond man raised his eyebrows slightly, and a half-smile curled at the corner of his mouth.

He had seen countless people seek his advice, but no one had ever dared to speak to him in such a tone.

Oh dear?

Ah! Woman, you have successfully caught the attention of the God of Pride.

"Head northwest from here, pass through that sea of clouds, cross three mountains, and then traverse a wasteland, and you'll arrive."