Dai Mubai: Sister Sanpao? What a Nice Name
Sister Sanpao immediately released the blond man's arm and turned to leave.
"Woman, stop right there."
The blond man's voice carried an undeniable air of authority.
Sister Sanpao seemed not to hear, or perhaps she simply didn't want to pay attention to the latter.
She ran straight to the northwest, her purple curly hair swaying behind her, and her graceful figure made the blond man momentarily stunned.
He stood there, his eyes fixed on the departing purple figure, unable to look away for Jiujiu.
He was First-Level God; who in the entire Divine Realm would dare to disregard him like this?
Even his superior, the God of Destruction, wouldn't dare to deny him any screen time like this...
How dare this woman ignore his words?
They didn't even turn their heads; they just ran away!
Logically, he should be furious right now, but that's not the case at all.
The blond man felt a strange, inexplicable feeling welling up inside him.
Why is that?
He muttered to himself, "I am the God of Pride, shouldn't I be angry to be ignored?"
"No, I'll go ask Lust later, she'll definitely be able to tell me why!"
The Divine Realm is vast.
Generally speaking, more powerful gods travel by tearing through space, covering thousands of miles in a single step.
Those who are slightly weaker can also go to the teleportation channel for long-distance teleportation.
But...
The Sister Sanpao is clearly different. Although she can now be considered a god, she is not familiar with the Divine Realm and doesn't even know the way around.
Previously, as Luo Sanpao, she relied almost entirely on Yu Xiaogang for transportation; wherever he went, she followed.
But things changed after Yu Xiaogang was guided to the Divine Realm.
Yu Xiaogang became the Fart God, and she, nourished by the divine energy of the Divine Realm, completely evolved from Martial Soul into a living divine beast.
Of course, their connection wasn't severed; she could even merge with Yu Xiaogang, transforming into the Fart God Divine Armor to fight alongside him...
"I ran so far, I'm so tired!"
Sister Sanpao sped along and arrived at a dark red lava lake.
Although it's called a lake, it's actually more like a lava pool.
Dark red lava churned in the lake, steaming and emitting a sulfurous smell that made people cough.
Sister Sanpao frowned, and was about to go around when she suddenly heard two voices, one crying and one laughing, coming from the lake.
"Waaaaah, Xiangxiang, I miss you so much..."
"Hey! Fatty, it's been so many years, how come you still haven't gotten over it?"
Following the sound, Sister Sanpao saw two men leaning against each other on a large rock in the middle of the lava lake, each holding a jar of wine and drinking it in large gulps.
"Waaaaah... Dai Laoda, stop talking about me. I'd like to ask you, why are you also feeling so sad with me?"
The one who spoke was a fat, red-haired man on the left, who was naked and had a worried expression on his face.
Upon hearing this, a handsome, blond, middle-aged man with double pupils on the right seemed to lose his composure, picked up a jar of wine, and drank it all in one gulp.
"Fatty... you've really had a tough time with me these past few years!"
"So many years have passed, and that woman Zhu Zhuqing is still wary of me; she's never let me touch her even once..."
With that, the blond man with the double pupils slammed the wine jar in his hand to the ground. Instantly, the sound of shattering porcelain rang out.
"Feng Yan already has Rongrong, but that damned woman still can't forget him, and she even calls out Feng Yan's name in her dreams!"
The red-haired fat man also threw down the wine jar in his hand and asked uncertainly, "Dai Laoda, does that mean you also dislike that Feng Yan?"
The blond man with the double eyelids looked up and instinctively said, "I wish I could just kill him right here and now..."
Before he could finish speaking, he felt a violent jolt in his heart, cold sweat poured down his forehead, and he immediately began to use his divine power to dispel the effects of his drunkenness.
Then, the blond man with double pupils roared, "Fatty, how dare you trick me into telling you this! If what I said gets back to Feng Yan, you won't get away with it either!"
"Dai Laoda? How could that be? Actually, I don't like him either."
"That brat Feng Yan, after becoming First-Level God, didn't bring my Xiangxiang to the Divine Realm, but instead brought that useless Gangzi!"
"He clearly had one more spot... but he just let Xiangxiang live out her days alone on the mainland..." As he spoke, tears streamed down the red-haired fat man's face.
"My Xiangxiang... I miss you so much!!!"
God of War Dai Mubai?
God of Phoenix Ma Hongjun?
What are those two idiots doing together again? And... those two idiots are actually talking badly about God of Fire!
From a distance, Sister Sanpao looked on with resentment; she had naturally recognized the two of them.
Especially that fat guy, Ma Hongjun!
And they even dared to say Gangzi was useless!
This truly is a path to certain death!
If we were to name the Sister Sanpao is most grateful to, first would be her master Yu Xiaogang; second would be the God of Fire, Feng Yan; and lastly, the Goddess of Life...
"You two!"
Sister Sanpao was trembling with rage, her eyes filled with fury. She immediately rushed over, pointed at Ma Hongjun and Dai Mubai, and roared:
"How dare you call him Gangzi? Besides, Gangzi is far more useful than any of you!"
"You two good-for-nothings do nothing but drink and cry about your wives all day long!"
"And what about Gangzi? Gangzi dared to smuggle himself down to the mortal realm, risking his life to save his lover!"
"What right do you have to say he's useless!"
Yu Xiaogang once dictated this to Sister Sanpao, who was still Luo Sanpao at the time.
It wasn't that Feng Yan was unwilling to bring Bai Chenxiang to the Divine Realm back then, but rather that the Sea God Tang San absolutely refused.
The Sea God even said this:
"God of Fire, you can only choose one to take to the Divine Realm: my teacher or my cousin. You decide..."
Sister Sanpao couldn't understand it.
Gangzi was the Sea God's mentor, and Bai Chenxiang was the Sea God's cousin. They were clearly related, so why was only one of them able to ascend to the Divine Realm?
Just as Dai Mubai was about to get angry, he saw that the person who came was actually a beautiful woman, and his anger vanished instantly.
"Miss, my name is Dai Mubai, and I am Second-Level God — the God of War. Would you be interested in getting to know me?"
"Snort!"
Sister Sanpao snorted coldly and replied, "You can call me Sister Sanpao. I don't have a divine position; I'd say I'm Divine Official..."
Compared to Ma Hongjun, who spoke ill of Yu Xiaogang, her impression of Dai Mubai was noticeably better, though not by much.
Seeing this, Dai Mubai felt there was hope and was overjoyed.
So he took a step forward, a self-proclaimed charming smile playing on his lips, and blurted out, "Sister Sanpao? What a nice name. It doesn't matter if you don't have a divine position, I can help you."
Sister Sanpao frowned and said, "No need."
Dai Mubai, a seasoned player in the game of love, immediately realized that although this "Sister Sanpao" had verbally refused, she hadn't shown any signs of annoyance. So he continued his offensive...
"With your beauty and strong personality, it would be such a shame if you didn't have a divine position in the Divine Realm."