Douluo: I, the God of Fire! Flash Strike on God King Tang at the Start
Chapter 71

Yu Xiaogang Becomes a Master Appraiser

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Along the way, because he had the prisoner Yu Xiaogang strapped to his back, Dai Mubai specifically chose the most remote paths where no one else could be found.

"Mubai, are we there yet? This Master is dying of thirst."

"Almost there."

"Why aren't we there yet?"

"We're really almost there."

"What is the meaning of you taking another detour?"

"Right away..."

Finally, after who knows how long, they arrived.

Outside a desolate public restroom, Dai Mubai roughly dumped the nearly unconscious Yu Xiaogang from his back.

"Great Master, your favorite restroom has arrived. Why don't you hurry inside and have a feast?"

"Rest... room... have I arrived home?"

Yu Xiaogang was so disoriented from the winding path and his consciousness so blurred, combined with extreme thirst, that he seemed to be hallucinating.

"Fragrant... it smells so good!"

"Did San Pao make lunch for me?"

As he drew closer, Yu Xiaogang caught a scent that made his appetite soar... the aroma was complex and layered, incredibly intoxicating to him.

"No... that's not right!"

San Pao was already dead, so how could it be cooking?

"Forget it, I'm so thirsty and hungry, this Master must begin this gluttonous feast immediately..."

With that, Yu Xiaogang climbed up shakily, his legs trembling, yet his eyes burned with a chilling fanaticism.

He licked his cracked lips, his Adam's apple bobbing, and with every ounce of his remaining strength, he lunged toward the restroom entrance...

"Pfft... Hahaha... My plan is finally complete!!!"

Once Yu Xiaogang entered, the tense expression on Dai Mubai's face immediately relaxed.

Heaven knows how long he had spent searching for a public restroom filled with hard, black, foul-smelling excrement.

Generally speaking, once one becomes a god, there is no longer any need to eat or excrete.

But the God

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