Yu Xiaogang Becomes a Master Connoisseur

Along the way, because Yu Xiaogang, a prisoner, was crawling behind him, Dai Mubai deliberately chose the most remote and deserted places to go.

"Mu Bai, have we arrived yet? This Grandmaster is dying of thirst!"

"Soon."

"Why haven't we arrived yet?"

"That's fast."

What do you mean by taking a detour again?

"Immediately..."

Finally, after who knows how long.

Outside a deserted public toilet, Dai Mubai roughly threw Yu Xiaogang, who was almost unconscious, off his back.

"Master, we've arrived at your favorite toilet! Why don't you hurry up and get in for some serious fun?"

"Toilet... are we home yet?"

Yu Xiaogang was so confused and disoriented, coupled with extreme thirst, that he seemed to be hallucinating.

"It smells so good... it smells amazing!"

"Did Sanpao make lunch for me?"

As soon as he got close, Yu Xiaogang smelled a fragrance that whetted his appetite... The fragrance was complex and layered, and it was very intoxicating.

"No... that's not right!"

Sanpao is dead, how could he possibly be cooking?

"Never mind, I'm thirsty and hungry, this Grandmaster is about to begin this Taotie feast..."

After saying that, Yu Xiaogang shakily got up, his legs trembling, but his eyes held a chilling fanaticism.

He licked his chapped lips, his Adam's apple bobbing, and with all his might, he lunged towards the toilet door...

"Pfft... Hahaha... My plan has succeeded!!!"

As soon as Yu Xiaogang entered, Dai Mubai's tense expression immediately relaxed.

God knows how long he searched for a public toilet full of hard, smelly, black excrement.

Generally speaking, once one becomes a god, there is no longer any need to eat or excrete.

But the Divine Realm is so vast, and some immortal deities have some peculiar preferences.

The pleasure of delicious food, the relief of using the toilet... these are all sources of great enjoyment!

To get revenge on Gangzi.

Dai Mubai went all out, navigating countless sharp turns and secretly using his divine power to tamper with his body...

Gangzi, if you're heartless, don't blame your brother Mubai for being inhuman.

The first stall in the public restroom.

"Don't be afraid, Xiao Ao..."

Oscar, breathing heavily, squatted on it, looking down at the long, thick, black pile of excrement that emitted a foul stench. He took a deep breath, and his eyes gradually hardened.

To obey Ning Rongrong's orders, Oscar searched the Divine Realm and finally found a public toilet that had supplies.

"Even though it's our first time, we'll do it, brothers, for Rongrong!"

Without hesitation, Oscar reached out his right hand and grabbed at the lump of paper.

Just as I was about to touch that lump of paper, a furious roar, like that of someone protecting their food, suddenly came from behind:

"Don't touch Grandmaster delicious food!"

With this thunderous roar, Yu Xiaogang appeared out of nowhere, his eyes wide open, his expression beyond mere rage.

Oscar was startled by the shout. He was about to argue when a hand reached out from behind him with lightning speed...

Yu Xiaogang grabbed him by the back of his collar and dragged him out of the pit.

Immediately, Yu Xiaogang scrambled and rolled towards the pit.

He stared at the dark, thick, hard object, and felt his mouth water. In an instant, his mouth became moist and slippery, and the dryness was swept away.

"This is the authentic taste! This Grandmaster is digging in!"

After saying that, Yu Xiaogang's face got closer and closer to that lump...

Seeing this, Oscar panicked. He was the one who first discovered this lump of food, and now someone had snatched it from his jaws.

"I found that lump first!"

Oscar scrambled to his feet and said urgently, "There's another one in Pit No. 2, about the same quality, though it's a bit more watery, but there's plenty of it..."

He tried to stop him, but it was too late.

Yu Xiaogang had already started eating, burying his entire face in that thick, hard, black thing, and making a long, satisfied slurping sound.

Oscar's outstretched hand froze in mid-air, a tidal wave of emotions surging within him.

This mysterious man in black actually went straight to the original flavor, without even adding any seasoning. What a level of connoisseurship this is!

Even he, the God of Food, felt somewhat inferior.

"Oh well, never mind." Oscar sighed.

"Since you've already made your move, I'll go to Pit No. 2..."

Oscar shook his head and walked towards Pit No. 2. These days, there are actually people who like Red Stone.

He was only doing what Rongrong had assigned him; he himself was extremely resistant to the matter of Red Stone.

Oscar squatted down again, encouraging himself. "Xiao Ao! You can do it for Rongrong!"

Meanwhile, the slurping sounds from next door grew faster and faster, until finally, the faint sound of chewing could be heard...

"Eating so fast, are you going to try and steal mine again later?"

Oscar decided to speed things up and quickly sprinkled a handful of his carefully prepared seasoning onto the lump in front of him.

Just as he was about to take a bite, the chewing sound from next door stopped...

"Release this Grandmaster's delicious food!!!"

Yu Xiaogang leaped over the cubicle and descended from above, kicking Oscar flying into the corridor.

Holy crap!

Oscar landed heavily in the corridor, finally recognizing the man in black.

Yu Xiaogang, the Fart God!

"Let Grandmaster tell you, this lump also belongs to Grandmaster!"

"How dare you secretly sprinkle seasonings on Grandmaster Pit No. 2 while I was appreciating the Grandmaster? You think that just because you sprinkled the seasonings, they're yours?"

Oscar staggered to his feet, utterly bewildered.

Wasn't Gangzi imprisoned in the God Forbidden Land for illegally crossing over to the mortal realm? How come he's out here stealing his excrement?

Damn it!

This is the last one!

We absolutely cannot let Rongrong down because of Gangzi!

Thinking of this, Oscar took a drop of golden divine blood from Dai Mubai's personal space, circulated his divine power, and exclaimed, "I have an Image Sausage!"

Just as Oscar's divine power was about to be injected into that drop of golden divine blood, Dai Mubai leaned against the toilet door frame.

"Xiao Ao? What are you doing?"

Just now, Dai Mubai sensed his presence in the restroom, so out of curiosity, he went in.

"Wear a tight belt?"

Oscar stopped what he was doing and scratched the back of his head sheepishly.

"Everyone needs to use the restroom sometimes, I'm just coming in to relieve myself..."

He was too embarrassed to admit that he had come to the toilet in Red Stone on Ning Rongrong's orders.

That would be incredibly embarrassing.

"Would it be convenient for you to come in?"

Dai Mubai's eyes gradually sharpened, and it was unclear what he was thinking.

"Xiao Ao, come out first. Make sure you wear your big mask on. I have something to talk to you about."

Oscar glanced at Yu Xiaogang, who was feasting in Pit No. 2, and then at Dai Mubai was leaning against the door frame with a sharp look in his eyes.

His Adam's apple bobbed once.

Then, with lightning speed, he stuffed the Image Sausage along with the drop of golden divine Blood One back into his personal space, forcing a bright smile onto his face.

"Dai Laoda, I'm here."