Feng Yan: Releasing the Golden Dragon King Is Your Only Chance of Survival

"... Xiao Ao, that's how it is."

Dai Mubai made some minor embellishments and then recounted his experiences in one go.

However, he changed his reason for entering the God Forbidden Land from a woman to wanting to see Yu Xiaogang one last time.

After all, even a dignified Casanova like Dai Mubai has his pride...

"What! Because of this good-for-nothing Gangzi, Dai Laoda, you've been captured by the Golden Dragon King!"

Oscar looked surprised; this was unlike Dai Mubai's usual behavior.

Where is Dai Laoda, the one who suggested Gangzi go pick up the soap?

He actually put himself in danger for that good-for-nothing.

Oscar may be a sycophant, but he's not brainless, and naturally he became suspicious.

"Dai Laoda, tell your brother the truth. You can lie to me, but can you really lie to yourself?"

Dai Mubai realized the flaw in his statement and quickly tried to salvage the situation, saying, "Alright, to be honest, I wanted to see Gangzi's miserable state inside and teach him a lesson, that's why..."

Upon hearing this, Oscar was no longer puzzled. That made sense; it suited Dai Mubai's personality.

"Dai Laoda, I'm not trying to be mean, but Gangzi was so hungry he had to go to the toilet in Red Stone, and you still want to mess with him?"

Oscar felt a surge of resentment when Red Stone was mentioned.

If it weren't for that good-for-nothing Gangzi, he would have already completed Ning Rongrong's task and might already be pushing Feng Yan away...

Dai Mubai sighed, "The problem now is that I can't, and dare not, release the Golden Dragon King, but unfortunately, half of my soul is controlled by the Golden Dragon King..."

"If I release the Golden Dragon King, the God Realm Committee won't let me off the hook; if I don't release him, the Golden Dragon King won't let me off the hook either."

"I'm going to die either way... Xiao Ao, what should I do?"

Oscar fell silent. This situation was truly difficult to resolve, and he was powerless to change it.

"How about... we go find the God of Destruction and the Goddess of Life? Or, if all else fails, we go find Third Brother?"

Dai Mubai said self-deprecatingly, "Go find Tang San? After what happened last time, I'm afraid this pure and innocent Sea God will hold me accountable first..."

"And that just God of Destruction and the unfamiliar Goddess of Life need no further explanation."

"I guess I'll just close my eyes and wait to die... but there's one thing I'm extremely unwilling to accept..."

Dai Mubai thought of that stunningly beautiful "Sister Sanpao" who had captivated his heart.

If he could have a passionate encounter with her, he would die content.

"Dai Laoda, you can't just give up like this!" Oscar suddenly remembered something as soon as he finished speaking.

He had once heard Ning Rongrong say that Feng Yan and the Goddess of Life were friends, and that Feng Yan was currently staying at Ning Rongrong's house...

After all, they were both members of the Shrek Seven Devils; Feng Yan wouldn't just stand by and watch someone die.

"Go find Brother Feng, he'll definitely save you!"

Dai Mubai was stunned. Could Feng Yan really save him?

How is that possible?

There's a deep-seated grudge between him Feng Yan— a grudge over someone stealing his wife!

Besides, isn't Feng Yan currently breaking through to the God King realm in the lower realms? He doesn't even know which lower realm he's in.

"Dai Laoda, I know you're still upset with Brother Feng because of Zhu Zhuqing."

"But Brother Feng was never with Zhu Zhuqing from beginning to end; it was just wishful thinking on her part."

Oscar felt immense regret when he spoke of Zhu Zhuqing. He didn't care what would happen to Dai Mubai if Feng Yan and Zhu Zhuqing had been together.

At least his chances of getting close to Ning Rongrong would be much greater.

Upon hearing this, Dai Mubai was clearly tempted. To be honest, it was that bitch Zhu Zhuqing who wanted to cheat, so it couldn't really be blamed on Feng Yan.

Seeing this, Oscar pressed his advantage, "Brother Feng and the Goddess of Life are close friends. Although his physical body is in the mortal realm, he still has a divine soul in the Divine Realm, and he's currently with Rongrong..."

"Let's go! Let's find Feng Yan!"

Upon hearing this, Dai Mubai finally stopped hesitating.

Compared to Oscar's miserable state, he has let go of many of his inner conflicts.

At least he doesn't have to watch the woman he likes being ridden by someone else, and then cry as he helps that person.

Oscar asked, "What about Gangzi, who's still in Red Stone?"

Dai Mubai replied, "Pack them up... knock them out and take them away!"

Inside a public restroom.

"It smells delicious!"

"How can it smell so good!"

Yu Xiaogang was so moved that he shed tears.

Hao Chi!

So extravagant!!!

"I never imagined that the thesis defense would taste so good! What kind of miserable life have I been living before?!"

Having said that, Yu Xiaogang felt that eating it with his mouth alone wasn't enough, so he simply used both hands to shove a large handful of the black, hard, and foul-smelling food into his mouth.

Suddenly, his mouth bulged out, and a mysterious blackish-green liquid slowly dribbled from the corner of his mouth.

In no time at all, Yu Xiaogang had devoured all the defenses presented in that public restroom.

Yu Xiaogang wiped the delicious juice from the corner of his mouth with his fingers, then licked his fingers clean.

"Gone? How could it be gone already? This Grandmaster hasn't had enough yet!!!"

Yu Xiaogang launched another large-scale raid, but ultimately found nothing.

"No!"

"If this is the ending, then this Grandmaster will not accept it!!!"

This outcome is unacceptable to Yu Xiaogang, who is currently mentally unstable.

"Wait a minute! I haven't finished eating yet! Can't this Grandmaster still poop?"

"Eat after you poop, then poop again after you eat!"

"So, does this mean I'll have an endless stream of defenses to Grandmaster?!"

"As expected of this Grandmaster, you are simply a genius!"

Yu Xiaogang suddenly stood up, stumbled to Pit No. 3, pulled down his trouser leg, and squatted down.

He was, after all, a scholar, and he understood the principle that a good horse doesn't turn back to eat the grass it already grazed.

"That's so extravagant!"

"It turns out that the freshest meat you make yourself tastes the best."

"Finished eating again?"

"I'll poop again!"

Gradually.

Yu Xiaogang gradually regained his senses.

First, a bitter taste came into my mouth, along with an over-fermented sour smell, sticky and clinging to my tongue, which I couldn't wash away no matter how much I swallowed.

Then, between my fingers was a foul-smelling, indescribable semi-solid substance, and under my fingernails were a few hard, crumbly bits.

Then came the stomach, stuffed full, with sour, foul-smelling liquid gurgling up in the throat...

"No! What have Grandmaster done?!"

Yu Xiaogang broke down.

What did he do?

Red Stone!

Not satisfied with just eating, I also need to poop...

Eat after you poop, eat after you eat...

What happened? Didn't he just want to drink water?

As a result, all the excrement and urine in a public toilet were dried up!

"Master, are you full? If you're full, you can set off on your journey." Dai Mubai's voice rang out behind Yu Xiaogang.

Yu Xiaogang turned around abruptly, glaring at the other person with a look of resentment.

"Dai Mubai, what did you do to me?!"

Dai Mubai smiled and said to the person behind him, "Xiao Ao, make your move!"

"Alright, wear it securely."

Yu Xiaogang then realized that there were people in front of him and behind him.

However, before he could even speak, Oscar swung a stick at his head...

Yu Xiaogang collapsed to the ground, his breathing becoming more labored than exhaled.

This time, Oscar, in order to vent his anger, held nothing back except for not using his divine power.

"He's on the verge of death?"

"I Have a Big Sausage!"

On the other side.

"Rongrong, you should know what to do now, right?" Feng Yan said to the beautiful woman beside him.

"Brother Feng, is this really okay?"

Ning Rongrong suppressed a smile and said, "This... is too bizarre... but I love it so much."

"I'll spare a wisp of my divine sense for you right now. I'm really looking forward to the Valley of Love and Destiny."

"But... you can't bully my divine sense. When you come back, I'll agree to whatever you want to do with me."

As she spoke, Ning Rongrong's fingertips reached towards Feng Yan's chest, her eyes flashing with a hint of flirtation...

Feng Yan raised his hand and gently grasped Ning Rongrong's delicate hand, pushing it aside, then clasped his hands together.

"Amitabha."

"Witch, stop at once! With my cultivation, how could I bewitch you?"

Feng Yan said that if he wouldn't let this "Little Witch" succeed, then he would absolutely not let her succeed...

"Rongrong! Look who I brought!" Oscar's voice came from afar.

Ning Rongrong was trembling with anger. She was finally about to succeed again, but Oscar had interrupted her once more.

"Oscar, did you eat shit? You're back so fast!"

Eat shit?

Didn't Xiao Ao say he was going to use the restroom?

Dai Mubai, standing to the side, looked completely bewildered and then gazed at Oscar with a puzzled expression.

Oscar froze on the spot, knowing he had completely lost face...

But what he found most unacceptable was failing to complete the task Ning Rongrong had given him: to eat excrement.

"Dai Mubai? What are you doing here? Who are you carrying? They look so familiar."

Ning Rongrong finally saw clearly, "It's Gangzi!"

Dai Mubai rudely threw Yu Xiaogang aside and knelt down before Feng Yan, pleading, "Lord God of Fire, please save my life!"

Feng Yan was not surprised at all and replied, "I can't save you. Only by releasing that Golden Dragon King will you have a chance to survive."