Hearing that there was work to be done, Oscar excitedly rushed forward.
With a lecherous soul incantation spilling from his lips, he pulled out a large sausage amidst the disgusted gazes of the three women nearby.
Yet, after gesturing for a long while, Oscar suddenly felt he couldn't find a place to start.
"Boss Dai, come take a look and see where this guy's mouth went."
Dai Mubai stepped forward to examine the scene, but he was just as clueless when faced with the pig-headed face before him.
"Tsk tsk tsk, how miserable. His face is so swollen you can't even find his mouth."
"You said you were mixed in with the group earlier, why didn't you just pass the test then?"
"You just had to act all high and mighty and take the assessment alone."
Oscar, standing to the side, was getting anxious and hurriedly urged:
"Boss Dai, stop roasting him and hurry up and help me find his mouth, otherwise I can't feed him this sausage."
"That's simple."
Dai Mubai snapped his fingers, then kicked his right leg fiercely three inches below Tang San's abdomen.
"Awoo-hooooo!"
Still in a state of unconsciousness, Tang San was stimulated by the sudden pain and let out an instinctive, miserable shriek.
His mouth successfully emerged from his swollen cheeks.
Seizing the opportunity, Oscar shoved the sausage right in.
At the same time, he gave Dai Mubai a thumbs-up.
"Boss Dai, you really have a way with things."
"Alright, stop with the flattery and give me a hand getting him into the dormitory."
"You got it."
Leading everyone to the dilapidated wooden cabins, Dai Mubai went in first and tossed Tang San into one of the rooms.
When he came back out, he saw the three women gathered around the dormitory, complaining.
"Is this a place for humans to live?"
"Sister Xiao Wu doesn't think so."
"Alright, you'll just have to make do. If you really can't get used to living here, you can go find a place in the city."
"It's just that you'd inevitably miss the Dean's summons."
Dai Mubai's words immediately drew agreement from Ning Rongrong, who asked:
"Then which hotel in Suotuo City has the best environment?"
"Heh heh, let me tell you, the one with the best environment in Suotuo City has to be the Rose Hotel."
"That's a place I carefully selected after staying in every single hotel in Suotuo City to experience them."
"It's absolutely..."
Talking about his area of expertise, Dai Mubai felt a bit carried away for a moment, only to realize after a long while that a gaze beside him was looking at him as if he were a dead man.
"Uh... well, you see, I'm not really used to the academy either, so..."
Dai Mubai's explanation sounded pale and weak, and the Little Rabbit beside him covered her mouth and chuckled:
"So you couldn't help but go find those twins, right? Your Sister Xiao Wu understands!"
"Hmph!"
With a cold snort, Zhu Qing turned and walked toward the dormitory.
Only Dai Mubai was left, glaring fiercely at the Little Rabbit.
"What are you looking at, you Lecherous Tiger? Sister Xiao Wu will beat you flat!"
"Tsk tsk tsk, how miserable!"
Inside the Broom Shop, Lu Xian expressed deep sympathy for Tang San's plight.
At the same time, he felt overjoyed by the fresh wish-fulfillment rewards.
[Wish Rank D, Executor Tang San, completion rate 100%.]
[Reward: 500 days of cultivation, 250 years of spirit ring age.]
[Luck Domain intensity increased by 20%.]
Seeing the diligent worker Tang San beaten into such a state, Lu Xian felt a bit of pity.
But that bit of pity quickly vanished into thin air under the weight of the generous rewards.
"I can only let Little San suffer a bit more."
After distributing the rewards, Lu Xian began to look forward to the sparks that the four examinees would create.
On the other side, inside Shrek Academy.
After a long, busy session, the three girls finally made the dormitory look somewhat habitable.
Little Rabbit wiped the sweat from her forehead and flopped onto the bed, completely abandoning any semblance of grace.
"Busy all day, it's exhausted Sister Xiao Wu to death."
"It's all that Tang San's fault for insisting on coming to this dump of an academy."
Ning Rongrong, who was also sprawled out nearby, felt a surge of curiosity upon hearing Xiao Wu's words.
"Hey, isn't that Tang San with you?"
"He got beaten up like that; aren't you going to go check on him?"
Hearing this, Xiao Wu couldn't even be bothered to lift her eyelids.
"He won't die. After a while, you'll see just how tough that thing's life is."
Ning Rongrong nodded thoughtfully, then shifted her attention to Zhu Zhuqing, who was nearby.
"This sister, you must be from the Zhu Family of Star Luo, right?"
"Does that mean that Lecherous Tiger is your betrothed?"
Zhu Zhuqing's hands paused as she packed her luggage, then she gave a slight nod.
"Tsk tsk tsk, you really are miserable."
"A while back, I heard my father say that the eldest prince of Star Luo is already a high-level Soul Ancestor. You don't really have any chance of winning, do you?"
Little Kitten sighed, then collapsed onto her bed as if all the air had left her.
"It seems that way for now."
"He doesn't look like he wants to resist either. The best outcome for me will probably be having my cultivation crippled and being tossed into some unknown corner."
Little Rabbit listened to all this, completely lost in the fog, and only understood the twisted rules of the Star Luo Empire after Ning Rongrong explained them.
When she looked at Little Kitten again, her eyes were filled with sympathy.
But soon, her pair of rabbit ears drooped.
How could she have the heart to pity others right now? She had a Title Douluo tailing her own backside! Perhaps at any moment, she might end up becoming someone else's spirit bone.
The atmosphere fell into a sudden silence.
Perhaps driven by an unwillingness to accept her fate, Zhu Zhuqing pursed her lips and asked Ning Rongrong:
"The techniques you used earlier, they weren't from the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect, were they?"
"That's right, they're my own unique force-generating techniques."
"What's wrong? Do you want to learn?"
"If possible."
"In that case, how about you teach me how to improve my figure, and I'll teach you the training method for Super Strength?"
Zhu Zhuqing sat up in confusion and looked down, following Ning Rongrong's gaze.
Her pretty face flushed red, and she turned her head away.
"This is a matter of natural talent; how am I supposed to teach you that?"
"What? This thing depends on talent too?"
Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong, who had perked up their ears, were instantly dumbfounded by Zhu Zhuqing's response. They had been hoping to hear about some unique secret method!
"Forget it then. It's not impossible for you to learn Super Strength, but your body is still a bit too weak."
"I'm afraid you'll end up injuring yourself before you even master the strength."
Ning Rongrong's words made Zhu Zhuqing perk up instantly, and she stood up as if she had grabbed onto a life-saving straw.
"I'm not afraid. As long as I can become stronger, I can endure any hardship."
"Fine, then starting tomorrow, you can follow my training regimen."
Perhaps out of sympathy, Ning Rongrong truly intended to take Little Kitten along to cultivate.
Of course, she had her own considerations as well.
Her father had Sword and Bone by his side, but as the heir, she lacked such a foundation.
Since Zhu Zhuqing's odds of winning the struggle for the throne were slim, it wouldn't be a bad idea to recruit her into the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect when the time came, making her a right-hand woman.
Little Rabbit, seeing the two new sisters hitting it off so quickly, felt quite envious.
So, she put on a fawning smile and came over to sit beside Ning Rongrong.
"Rongrong, bring me along too."
"No problem, but I'll say this first: if you can't handle the physical training, don't blame me for not teaching you Super Strength."
Little Rabbit patted her own flat chest and said disdainfully:
"Pah, bring on whatever training you have. Sister Xiao Wu isn't afraid of anything."
Ning Rongrong smiled and didn't say anything more; this girl was in for a rough time soon enough.
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