Are You the Ugly Monster's Lackey?

Lan Yingjun is the student council president; if they were the ones to provoke and strike first, he would definitely step in to stop them.

Yu Xiaochun hesitated, "Wenrou, we went through so much trouble to stall Ao Xinghao just to find this opportunity. Are we really going to let the ugly freak go just like that? I'm not reconciled!"

The scars on her face and arms from where the caterpillars had crawled hadn't even faded yet.

Qin Wenrou blinked her almond-shaped eyes, "Perhaps we could 'beat the grass to startle the snake' first. Doesn't she have a little sidekick..."

Yu Xiaochun's eyes lit up, "Right! We'll go deal with that village girl who serves the food! When the time comes, the ugly freak will either be so furious she can only glare, or if she comes out to stop us, we'll have an excuse to lay hands on her! It won't be us picking a fight; it will be her asking for a beating. Even if Student Council President Lan sees it, he'll have no reason to stop us."

As if she had stumbled upon a brilliant plan, Yu Xiaochun couldn't wait to hang up the phone and go grab Huangfu Qian.

Qin Wenrou put away her phone, her lips moving slightly, "That was your own idea; I never said any such thing..."

Student Council, Sports Department.

Ao Xinghao looked at the few clumsy ducks in the swimming pool and rolled his eyes in annoyance, "You're all idiots. You still want to participate in the school Winter Games? What a waste of my time!"

He picked up his phone, intending to tag Lan Qingxin in the class group chat to go to the cafeteria for a meal with him.

Sigh, that little kid actually still hadn't accepted his WeChat friend request; she was quite arrogant.

He had no choice but to tag her publicly.

Who would have thought.

Before he could even tap the tag symbol, those clumsy ducks in the pool who had been temporarily summoned to stall him crowded around his feet, looking incredibly nervous:

"God Ao, I don't get this breaststroke movement!"

"God Ao, please guide us!"

"God Ao, no one is talking in the group chat, don't look at it..."

Ao Xinghao shot them a sidelong glance, "Shut up--!"

It was one thing to be stupid, but why were they so full of nonsense?

Just as he was about to reprimand them, a thought suddenly flashed through his mind.

"How did you know I was going to check the group chat?"

His gaze deepened as he scrolled up through the chat history, "Is there something shameful in there?"

A collective gasp echoed through the pool.

It was over.

They couldn't stop God Ao.

Sure enough.

When Ao Xinghao saw the photo in the group chat of Lan Qingxin eating all alone by the window, followed by a barrage of mockery and sarcasm.

He stood up with a "Whoosh--"

He strode away, heading straight for the Second Cafeteria!

"Damn it, you dare play the 'lure the tiger away from the mountain' trick on me? You must be tired of living!"

As he walked, he grabbed the stainless steel tissue dispensers from the tables one by one and hurled them backward.

Only wails and screams could be heard from the pool!

Ao Xinghao didn't even look back, yet the stainless steel tissue dispensers struck the heads of that group of guys from the Sports Department with pinpoint accuracy, one by one!

In the Second Cafeteria.

Huangfu Qian, Yu Xiaochun, and their group each got a serving of rice in soup, walked around, and returned to the serving window.

"Hey, village girl!"

"What are you looking at? I'm talking to you!"

"Get out here!"

Xiangxiang was bewildered. She walked blankly to the outside of the serving window, nervously wiping her hands on her apron, "Classmates, is something the matter?"

"You're asking if something is the matter?"

"What kind of food are you serving?"

"There are cockroaches and rat droppings in here. What kind of malicious intent do you have?"

Xiangxiang shook her head, "That's impossible, the cafeteria is very hygienic..."

Huangfu Qian sneered, "The cafeteria is hygienic, but you are filthy! Unless you eat this rice filled with cockroaches and rat droppings mouthful by mouthful for me today, don't even think about walking out of this door!"

Xiangxiang thought she had misheard.

How could there be such unreasonable people?

The next second.

Yu Xiaochun and the others dumped the rice in soup from their lunch boxes, one by one, with a "Clang, clang, clang" onto Xiangxiang's window, right in front of her eyes.

Soup splattered all over the floor!

After Huangfu Qian and the others finished dumping their trays, leaving the window and the ground piled high with filthy food scraps, she stepped forward.

"I heard you're the lapdog of that ugly freak Lan Qingxin, so why don't you lick up this food just like a dog!"

She sneered, then violently slammed the lunchbox upside down onto Xiangxiang's head!

[--Mini Theater--]

Lord Qing: I heard you wanted to cut in line to have me test the robot you developed?

Young Master Jue: Mm, you want to fork me?

Lord Qing: I'm busy now, maybe in a few days.

Young Master Jue: I want to tonight.

Lord Qing: ...

(Suddenly realizing)

No!

You stinking man!

With how good you are at driving, why don't you just fly to the sky!