I, the Barbarian King, Fear Nothing! Dog Group Owner!
"Barbarian King Tryndamere joined the Chat Group."
"Angel Yan joined the Chat Group."
"Ip Man joined the Chat Group."
"Goddess Leona joined the Chat Group."
Little Yan Lingji: "Wow, so many newcomers."
Invincible Urchin Gu Santong: "@Omniscient Li, Group Owner, come out and greet the guests."
Li Xunhuan: "Welcome, newcomers. I am Li Xunhuan."
Little Dragon Maiden: "Welcome, newcomers."
Barbarian King Tryndamere: "Heh, you think this petty magic can interfere with the greatest barbarian warrior? Tell that Dog Group Owner to come out and face death. My blade is already thirsting for blood."
Silence!
The Chat Group instantly fell silent.
Invincible Urchin Gu Santong: "Impressive, impressive. You're the first person who dared to openly curse the Dog Group Owner. Pah, I, Invincible Urchin Gu Santong, absolutely did not mean to curse the Group Owner. My admiration for the Group Owner flows on endlessly like a surging river.
"You barbarian whose name was something-or-other, how dare you call the Group Owner a dog? May you rest in peace. We will remember your foolishly heroic figure and use it as a warning to future generations."
Barbarian King Tryndamere: "Ahhh, my name is Tryndamere, not something-or-other."
Invincible Urchin Gu Santong: "Same thing, same thing. You're dead either way."
Little Yan Lingji: "Hmph, you ignorant fool. Is Brother Li someone you can curse? Believe it or not, I'll burn you to death."
Barbarian King Tryndamere: "@Little Yan Lingji, hmph, the greatest warrior of the barbarians disdains arguing with women. You are only fit to be tools for reproduction and bargaining chips in trade."
After examining the profiles of the four of them, Li Hao had roughly understood their origins.
Barbarian King Tryndamere came from Freljord in Valoran. He was that five-second true man people loved to talk about.
Angel Yan and Goddess Leona came from the Chinese animated series Super Seminary, and both possessed remarkably formidable strength.
Goddess Leona in particular, as the Sun God of Super Seminary, could unleash terrifying power capable of destroying an entire star system when she went all out!
As for Ip Man, he was the protagonist from the film Ip Man—an ordinary man who knew a little traditional martial arts.
Among these newcomers, Angel Yan and Goddess Leona surprised Li Hao the most. The two of them actually came from the same world.
Having learned their information, Li Hao looked at the bustling Chat Group and could not help shaking his head slightly.
This five-second true man had really drawn himself a whole lot of hatred.
Back when there were no powerful women in the group, he could still indulge in a little verbal bravado.
But now? Angel Yan might not bother with trash like the Barbarian King, but with Goddess Leona's personality... heh heh.
And besides, you were the first one to dare call me the Dog Group Owner. Pretty brave, kid.
Li Hao silently noted the matter down in his little notebook, planning to have a heart-to-heart with Tryndamere when he had the chance. While he was at it, he would also chat with his wife about life and ideals, and discuss the philosophical question of creating people.
Goddess Leona: "Damn barbarian, do you want Goddess Leona to teach you how to behave? You're the first person who has dared to be this arrogant in front of me."
Barbarian King Tryndamere: "Bitch, don't think I won't hit you just because you're a woman. If you have the guts, come to your Grandpa Barbarian King's place."
Goddess Leona: "Aaaah, you're pissing me off! You... you! Fine, you've got guts. Don't let me find out where you live. Even if you're at the end of the stars, I'll find you and wipe you out! No, I'll burn your disgusting entire tribe to death, burn them to death! Aaaah!"
Barbarian King Tryndamere: "Hahaha, what a ridiculous woman. Your grandpa is right here on the Freljord Plateau. If you have the guts, come on over. Stupid little magic tricks—do you think that can scare the greatest barbarian warrior?"
Goddess Leona: "Hehe, fine. Freljord Plateau, right? I'll remember that."
Li Hao shook his head slightly, expressing his highest admiration for the Barbarian King's suicidal behavior.
A mere mortal dared provoke a goddess capable of destroying a star system. Not bad. He really knew how to court death.
Omniscient Li muted Barbarian King Tryndamere for three days.
Little Yan Lingji: "Hehe, Brother Li is amazing! That barbarian is so annoying."
Invincible Urchin Gu Santong: "The Group Owner is mighty! Bowing to the big shot.JPG"
Li Xunhuan: "The Group Owner is mighty! Bowing to the big shot.JPG"
Little Dragon Maiden: "The Group Owner is mighty! Bowing to the big shot.JPG"
City of Angels.
Within the solemn and majestic palace, Holy Keisha, King of the Gods and King of Angels, sat high upon a magnificent and extravagant throne.
At her left and right stood the Holy Guards.
The instant she joined the Chat Group, Angel Yan reacted like a cat whose tail had been stepped on. Her expression changed drastically as she suddenly cried out, "Who is it?"
Her cry instantly shattered the silence in the palace, drawing everyone's attention.
Keisha did not mind Angel Yan's breach of etiquette. Instead, she chuckled softly. "Yan, since when did you learn to make jokes?"
Angel Yan froze at her words.
Then her heart suddenly leaped into her throat, and she said nervously, "My Queen, someone invaded my mind. I... I..."
As she spoke, her face was filled with panic, and she seemed completely at a loss.
Angel Yan was already seven thousand years old and had experienced countless wars, great and small. Yet she had never felt as terrified or helpless as she did today.
Because someone had actually invaded her mind right in front of Holy Keisha.
Most terrifying of all, Keisha had not noticed in the slightest!
Keisha's crescent-thin brows drew together as she turned to study Angel Yan's frightened expression. The smile on her face gradually faded.
She could tell that Angel Yan was not lying!
Someone had invaded Angel Yan's mind right in front of her.
Keisha's expression grew grave. "Come with me."
Inner hall.
Keisha said, "Tell me. What happened?"
Angel Yan's face was tense. "I don't know either. Just now, a voice suddenly entered my mind, saying that I had joined some Heavens Chat Group. Then I saw—"
Angel Yan recounted everything she had seen and heard.
Keisha's expression remained calm, her eyes lowered, making it impossible to guess what she was thinking.
Reclining on a chaise lounge, she said, "I cannot sense any abnormalities in your mind, but your emotions and physiological functions tell me that you are not lying."
At that, Keisha suddenly opened her eyes and stared intently at Angel Yan. In a deep voice, she said, "Nor do I believe that anyone in this universe could tamper with you right in front of me."
Angel Yan froze for a moment, then hurriedly dropped to one knee. "My Queen, I... I truly was not lying. That chat group—"
Keisha raised a hand, signaling Angel Yan to be silent. "If someone could tamper with you right in front of me, their strength may have already surpassed the scope of my understanding. But such an opponent would have no reason to toy with you.
If you were hallucinating, there is no way I would fail to detect it. So the most likely possibility is that you truly encountered something extremely, extremely strange. This so-called Heavens Chat Group possesses abilities beyond the scope of my understanding."
As she spoke, Keisha stared fixedly at Angel Yan.
Though she also found it somewhat unbelievable, she was, after all, an Angel Queen who had lived for tens of thousands of years. Her ability to accept such things far surpassed Angel Yan's.
Even if the existence of the chat group was exceptionally bizarre, Keisha did not believe it to be impossible.
The more Angel Yan listened, the more nervous she became. Even the Queen could not detect it—just how strange and powerful must it be?
She carefully asked, "My Queen, what should I do now?"
"Go in and learn more about the chat group. Heavens Chat Group... heh, an interesting thing." Keisha reclined lazily in her chair and spoke calmly.
Angel Yan said firmly, "Yes. Yan understands."