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Chapter 13

I, Angel Yan, Future King of Gods?

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Angel Yan received Keisha's orders. With a somewhat resigned, all-or-nothing mindset, she entered the Chat Group once more.

At that moment, the Barbarian King's pitiful child had just been sealed by Li Hao.

Immortal Li: "@Everyone, let me formally introduce two goddesses to you all."

Invincible Urchin Gu Santong: "Wow, goddesses? Really?"

Little Yan Lingji: "Wuwuwu, does Brother Li not like me anymore? o(╥﹏╥)o"

Immortal Li: "@Goddess Leona, this one is the chief god and queen of the Sun Star system. Well, you can think of her as the Celestial Emperor of Heaven—the female version of the Jade Emperor. Anyway, the difference doesn't really matter to you."

Celestial Emperor!

A female Jade Emperor!

Invincible Urchin Gu Santong and the others were utterly dumbfounded, frozen in shock by Li Hao's words.

What did he mean by "more or less"? What did he mean by "the female version of the Jade Emperor"?

Holy shit, didn't that make her an actual god?

And Immortal Li, how could you possibly stay so calm?

Wait, let me sort this out.

First, four newcomers had joined the group today. Two of them were goddesses, and one was a female Jade Emperor!

There was no way to stay calm!

Little Yan Lingji: "Big Brother Group Leader, what is the Jade Emperor?"

Li Hao paused, then quickly understood.

The Jade Emperor was part of Daoist teachings, but Daoism had not yet emerged in Yan Lingji's Warring States era. Naturally, she would not understand who the Jade Emperor was.

Immortal Li: "You can think of him as the Haotian Emperor or Donghuang Taiyi."

Little Yan Lingji: "Wow, then doesn't that mean this pretty big sister is a heavenly god? And the most powerful kind, too."

Goddess Leona: "You do have some knowledge, knowing this goddess's great name. Hahaha. Are you from the Super Seminary? Also, you dragged this goddess into this weird, nonsensical place and let that damned idiot humiliate me. How are you going to compensate me?"

Goddess Leona: "@Little Yan Lingji, not bad, little one. You've got potential. If anyone bullies you in the future, just say that Di Leona is backing you."

Little Yan Lingji: "@Goddess Leona, hello, Sister Leona."

Angel Yan's willow-leaf brows knitted tightly together, her face full of confusion and disbelief. The chief god of the Sun Star system?

Could it be that little girl?

Immortal Li: "@Angel Yan, this is an elite Angel Race warrior who has lived for thousands of years. She is a goddess of war from the same world as Leona and bears the title Thunder God of War. Of course, the title merely sounds impressive. In reality, she's just a useless salted-fish scrub from the Angel Race."

The corner of Angel Yan's lips twitched slightly. She wanted nothing more than to grab Li Hao and beat him senseless.

Useless salted-fish scrub!

You damned bastard, don't let me see you, or I'll make sure you learn how formidable a salted fish can be.

Pah, you're the useless salted-fish scrub.

Immortal Li: "But even if she's a salted fish, she's a super salted fish that can turn herself over. In the future, she will become the King of Angels—the new King of the Gods!"

Immortal Li: "You can think of her as a ruler of Heaven like Leona, the Jade Emperor, or Donghuang Taiyi. The meaning is about the same."

Everyone had long since been completely dumbfounded.

A goddess!

A goddess who had lived for thousands of years!

Another ruler of Heaven, another Jade Emperor, another Donghuang Taiyi!

To hell with 'the meaning is about the same'!

My god, what kind of day was this? Two such incredible figures had actually joined!?

Angel Yan had no mood to complain either. Li Hao's words had completely stunned her.

King of Angels... herself?

Angel Yan's thoughts were in turmoil. Her first thought was that this was a demon trap, that the other side wanted to beguile her. But then she remembered Holy Keisha's words and abandoned that idea.

If the demons possessed such power, they would not need to play petty tricks, nor would they be hunted by the angels and forced to hide throughout the universe.

Angel Yan: "Nonsense. How could I possibly become the King of Angels? You—"

Immortal Li: "Once Keisha dies, you'll succeed her, won't you?"

Angel Yan's heart jolted violently. Queen Keisha would die? How was that possible?!

No, it had to be fake. He was deliberately spreading lies to confuse people!

Angel Yan: "Absurd. Queen Keisha is in the prime of her life. Even after another hundred thousand years, or five hundred thousand years, she will still endure in this world."

Invincible Urchin Gu Santong and the others watched Li Hao and Angel Yan's conversation, not daring to interrupt at all.

Damn, conversations between god-tier figures were truly intense!

They measured everything in tens of thousands or even hundreds of thousands of years.

Waaah, Mom, so many big shots joined the group today. How are we supposed to borrow a thick leg hair from one of them to cling to?

Pah, they're two goddesses. They probably don't even have leg hair, right?

Then how do we become ornaments hanging from a goddess's leg? Waiting online, pretty urgent.

Immortal Li: "Heh heh, you think too highly of Keisha. She'll die because of her pride and rigidity, die because of her contempt and disdain for her enemies. Besides, even your so-called God of Time isn't impossible to kill. Where did you get the confidence that Holy Keisha is immortal and indestructible?"

Angel Yan fell silent.

Discussing whether the queen could be killed was not something she could do, nor was it something she should consider.

If Li Hao had been standing before her, Angel Yan would not have minded sacrificing herself to perish together with this bastard who dared insult the queen. Even if she could not take him down with her, she would still make him understand the might of angels.

But the other party was nowhere to be found. She could hear him but not see him, leaving Angel Yan with nowhere to vent her anger. Proud as she was, Angel Yan was not some shrew who cursed in the streets, nor did she have any interest in trading insults.

Goddess Leona: "@Angel Yan, you're from the Angel Race?"

The moment Angel Yan saw Leona, she suddenly snapped out of her thoughts.

If she wanted to determine whether this Chat Group was real, wasn't Leona the best person to ask? If Leona had also encountered the Chat Group, then this bizarre Chat Group might truly exist—and it might extend beyond her world, possessing unfathomable and limitless power.

Angel Yan: "Holy Keisha's Holy Guard, Left Wing Angel Yan, hopes to visit Her Majesty Di Leona on Sun Star."

Goddess Leona: "All right, I'll wait for you on Sun Star."

Li Hao narrowed his eyes and smiled.

Did this count as online friends meeting offline?

That was good too. Once they confirmed the Chat Group's existence, he could squeeze even more benefits out of them.

Immortal Li uploaded the time-limited free manual Artifact Control Art. This skill will be automatically deleted after twenty-four hours. All group members may retrieve it from the Group Library. Unbeatable Mischief retrieved it. Little Yan Lingji

In just a few seconds, everyone had retrieved the Artifact Control Art manual Li Hao had uploaded.

Immortal Li: "To celebrate the arrival of two beautiful goddesses in the group, here's a small gift for everyone. Oh, right, I just posted a long-term private task. I'm purchasing divine arts manuals, cultivation secret tomes, and other cultivation knowledge from the Heavens and Myriad Worlds at high prices. Anyone interested can take a look."

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