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Chapter 234

On the Night of the Full Moon, Atop the Forbidden City. The King of Pretending Appears; All Beings Flee!

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Omniscient Li: "We've been here for over a month, and lately it's been quite boring. I've been thinking about it, and I feel like this can't go on forever."

Angel Yan: "You stinky group admin, what kind of wicked idea are you up to now?"

Invincible Urchin Gu Santong: "I don't know why, but seeing the group admin's words gives me the feeling that something big is about to happen."

Li Xunhuan: "Does the group owner already have a plan?"

Tushan Yaya: "I'm not bored at all, it's quite fun!"

These little foxes are so funny, though a little silly. But that's okay, the clever Yaya is teaching them the right outlook on life, values, and the world."

Little Fairy Yan Lingji: "Hehe, you stinky Yaya, do you even have a proper set of values?"

Tushan Yaya: "Hmm, who said I don't have the right values?"

As a super powerful Nine-Tails Tushan Yaya fox, shouldn't my correct values as a fox be to bully humans, to bully them to death, to bully them until they are afraid of foxes?

Li Hao narrowed his eyes slightly and chuckled.

Yaya, you've been showing off lately, haven't you?

Omniscient Li: "Yaya, keep going! You can do it! Believe in yourself, you're the most powerful fox. By the way, do you need our door-to-door service, or should we wait for you to come over?"

Tushan Yaya's expression was somewhat stiff.

Haha, it seems I've blown that much of a claim.

Oh no! The Dog Group Owner is bullying the poor fox! I need help! What should I do?

Invincible Urchin Gu Santong: "I strongly suggest door-to-door service. This is the only way to show the group owner's care and concern for the members, and to demonstrate the Chat Group's thoughtful service standards."

Omniscient Li: "That makes sense."

Tushan Yaya pouted, on the verge of tears.

It's one thing to ignore someone showing off, but to bully a poor, weak little fox like this? Have you no rights over foxes? Don't you care about cherishing and protecting rare animals?

I'm a fox demon, Nine-Tails celestial fox, which is very rare!

Little Yan Lingji pouted and gave a soft hum.

Pshaw, they also want the Big Brother Group Leader come to their door for service.

It'll be soon; once they complete this task, they can go play with the Big Brother Group Leader.

Yan Lingji's charming face was filled with anticipation for the future as she directed her people to load the newly brewed distilled liquor, paper, and other items onto the cart.

The rising sun shone on everyone's faces, adding a touch of hope to their lives.

Zhurong's expression was a mixture of joy and slight melancholy.

She glanced at the convoy about to depart, and at Yan Lingji not far away, whose face practically screamed that she couldn't wait to go out and play. She couldn't help but pout.

That brat, she's really getting excited now.

Zhurong stroked Yan Lingji's little head, his heart filled with complex emotions, and instructed her, "On your journey this time, you must avoid causing trouble and try not to get into arguments with anyone. The situation in the Central Plains is complicated, unlike our Baiyue."

Yan Lingji shook her little head, trying to avoid Zhurong's caress.

Ugh, you ruined my carefully styled hair! I was supposed to video chat with the Big Brother Group Leader later.

Yan Lingji glared at Zhurong with displeasure, completely unmoved by Zhurong words.

Ever since she decided to go to the Central Plains to play—no, to expand the market and spread the supreme fame of Yan Lingji — Zhurong has been nagging her like an old monk chanting sutras, repeating it dozens of times every day.

Even the most beautiful words will eventually become tiresome if heard dozens of times a day.

Sensing Yan Lingji's displeasure, Zhurong said aggrievedly, "Does Yan'er no longer like Master?"

"Waaah, Master is so pitiful. Even Yan'er doesn't like Master anymore. After you left, Master is so lonely at home all by himself."

Zhurong wiped away her tears, looking heartbroken.

Yan Lingji's lips twitched slightly, and she rolled her eyes at Zhurong, scoffing, "Should I call the Big Brother Group Leader over and have him keep you company?"

Upon hearing this, Zhurong's tears vanished instantly, and her mournful, charming face transformed into a shy, girlish expression.

She said expectantly, "Oh dear, it's not right to have the Big Brother Group Leader come and keep me company. When will Yan'er invite the Big Brother Group Leader over? Should Master go and get ready first?"

Yan Lingji sneered, "Tonight."

Zhurong's eyes shone brightly, and her already charming and delicate face now appeared as radiant as a blooming peach blossom.

She feigned shyness. "Isn't this a bit too fast? I'm not mentally prepared yet."

However, for Yan'er's happiness, no matter how difficult the future may be, Master will definitely persevere.

Don't worry, Yan'er, Master will definitely work hard to learn the techniques from the Big Brother Group Leader, and you won't feel embarrassed anymore."

Yan Lingji took a deep breath, barely suppressing the urge to slap Zhurong away.

( ̄ε(# ̄)☆╰╮o( ̄皿 ̄///) Go to hell.

Yan Lingji sneered, "Heh, you've really gone to a lot of trouble, Master. By the way, if you want the Big Brother Group Leader to come and keep you company, you'll have to dream about it tonight."

Zhurong seemed to have known this outcome all along, sighed in disappointment, and said with a troubled expression, "Master dreams of the Big Brother Group Leader every day, when will we finally see the real Big Brother Group Leader?"

Yan Lingji's alluring fox-like eyes narrowed involuntarily.

Master, I dream about the Big Brother Group Leader every day!

Heh, don't be angry, she's not angry. Yan Lingji is a lady, she won't get angry.

Children with intellectual disabilities experience a lot of joy.

Yes, I, Yan Lingji, don't argue with mentally challenged children.

Little Fairy Yan Lingji: "Big Brother Group Leader, I'm going to do a quest. I'll come play with Big Brother Group Leader after I finish this quest."

Also, if anyone needs a servant, I'll give you a big red envelope."

Omniscient Li: "Be careful. When it comes to red envelopes, you can consider sending one to your favorite Big Brother Group Leader, especially if you want to send one to your master."

Yan Lingji pouted.

Oh, how annoying! The Big Brother Group Leader is still thinking about that person's master.

Hmph, this kind of thing is intolerable!

I, Yan Lingji, even if I'm beaten and humiliated by the Big Brother Group Leader Big Brother Group Leader, I will never give my master to him, absolutely not.

Little Fairy Yan Lingji: "(*^▽^*), I'm really powerful now. Also, Master doesn't deserve the title of Big Brother Group Leader."

Li Hao chuckled softly.

This little thing.

Omniscient Li: "After much thought, I, the group leader, have come up with a great way to find the mastermind. These players are all people who love a good show, so I've decided to play a fun game with them."

Qiao Feng: "Please, group owner, show some mercy. This world can't withstand your antics, group owner."

Li Hao's lips twitched slightly.

Damn, how much do you underestimate my skill level?

Little Dragon Maiden: "Group owner, stop messing around. I don't want to be without a home."

By the way, they caught someone a few days ago who claimed to be Murong Bo, the father of Murong Fu, who was killed last time.

Omniscient Li: "Huh? Murong Bo was actually captured by you? When did this happen!? Boss is awesome! Boss is amazing!. jpg"

Little Dragon Maiden's lips curled slightly, revealing a smile.

Hmm, even the group admin has moments of surprise.

Little Dragon Maiden: "Murong Bo is a piece of trash. He was pinned to the ground in one move."

Li Hao rolled his eyes.

Okay, you're awesome, you're amazing.

Murong Bo was a top expert in the world of Tianlong, so he wouldn't be weak in this combined world either.

In an era before many great dramas began, even if Murong Bo couldn't be ranked among the top ten in the world, placing him in the top twenty would be perfectly reasonable.

Such a character was actually utterly crushed by Little Dragon Maiden in a single move!?

Omniscient Li: "Very good, did you kill him or not? If not, keep this person for now; he'll be useful later."

Little Dragon Maiden was somewhat surprised.

She had initially thought that Li Hao was just joking and trying to tease her.

As for whether a certain group leader could actually do such a thing, Little Dragon Maiden felt it was entirely possible. But seeing Li Hao's words now, Little Dragon Maiden realized that things might not be so simple.

Even though she had long since stopped practicing the Jade Maiden Heart Sutra, Little Dragon Maiden's personality was only slightly better.

Li Hao didn't explain why, Little Dragon Maiden naturally wouldn't ask. All she needed to know was that the group leader was interested in Murong Bo.

Little Dragon Maiden: "I didn't kill him, I just crippled his martial arts and temporarily imprisoned him."

The Omniscient Li: "Very good, keep this person for now. Now that Murong Bo has been captured, when will you head to Zhongnan Mountain?"

Upon hearing this, Little Dragon Maiden's beautiful face was filled with conflict.

Let's go to Zhongnan Mountain.

Although Little Dragon Maiden had long wanted to go to Zhongnan Mountain, she couldn't help but hesitate at crucial moments.

The thought that there was another version of herself, another master, another patriarch in this world made Little Dragon Maiden's feelings complicated.

Omniscient Li: "Never mind, if you haven't thought it through, let's talk about it later."

Upon hearing this, Little Dragon Maiden bit her red lips lightly, her expression becoming increasingly conflicted.

Little Dragon Maiden: "Three days later, I'll tell Sister Wang, and then we'll go to Zhongnan Mountain."

Angel Yan: "Tsk tsk, Little Dragon Maiden has finally figured it out, hehe, the stinky group admin's evil goal has been achieved, congratulations."

Li Hao rolled his eyes.

What do you mean by evil intentions? This group admin is perfectly innocent, okay? I simply want to see two Little Dragon Maiden. That's right, isn't that intention pure enough?

The Invincible Urchin Gu Santong: "Goddess Yan won't say much more. How could the group owner possibly have any evil intentions? I feel that the group owner's purpose is actually very simple: she simply wants to raise two Little Dragon Maiden. Look how innocent that is!"

The Invincible Urchin Gu Santong was banned from speaking for one hour by the group owner.

Goddess Leona: "Hehe, may the Gu Santong rest in peace."

Also, the person is just a naive child who didn't understand anything. They had no idea that the Dog Group Owner wanted to raise two Little Dragon Maiden, nor did they know what raising two Little Dragon Maiden could do.

Goddess Leona was muted by the group admin for one hour.

Omniscient Li: "Heh, keep going. You two trash are so arrogant, why don't you keep showing off?"

Angel Yan: "The group leader is awesome! We can't mess with him!"

Little Fairy Yan Lingji: "The group leader is mighty, untouchable!"

Li Hao's eye twitched.

Yan, when I saw this post from you, I felt that its meaning might be a little different from what I thought.

Are you sure you can't afford to offend them?

Li Hao shook his head slightly, too lazy to pay attention to this female driver who loved racing.

Omniscient Li: "Alright, after careful consideration and bold speculation, this group leader has come up with a good way to find the mouse hole."

The solution is to gather all the world's top players together; countless players will inevitably flock to the area. With so many players gathered, the Chat Group can then find the "rat hole" (a metaphor for exploiting a situation).

The Nine Heavens Holy Maiden Daji, said, "How can we gather all the world's experts? Even if I issue an invitation in the name of the Great Gan Empire, it's impossible to summon all the experts."

Omniscient Li: "Ha, foolish Daji, you know nothing about true masters and true martial arts the Myth."

I, the peerless Sword God who has lived in seclusion for a century and was once invincible, will now proclaim this to the world.

On the night of the full moon, Forbidden City Summit, let us discuss the world of swordsmanship and soar like Flying Immortal amidst the rosy clouds!

Everyone was completely dumbfounded, some unable to react.

Wait, let's take a moment.

A peerless Sword God has lived in seclusion for a century!?

That's not all, it's the night of the full moon, at the Forbidden City Summit!

Group owner, are you sure it's about swordsmanship and Flying Immortal through the heavens, and not about swordsmanship and harem life, or ecstasy and despair?

I have a feeling that the location you chose is a bit odd, group admin. Is it really not because of Daji's seduction?

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