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Chapter 240

Wanwan, the Little Daredevil

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(PS: I'm back to normal after a half-day break, hahaha)

Li Hao looked at the Little Little Dragon Maiden, his eyes narrowing slightly as a smile appeared on his face.

He squatted down, flashing what he thought was a kind and friendly smile, and said, "We're good people."

Little Dragon Maiden gave Li Hao a sideways glance, amused.

Group owner, you're so rude!

The little one pouted and said in a soft, sweet voice, "Master said that bad people always claim to be good people. Also, and people with squinty eyes are all monsters."

The smile on Li Hao's face was somewhat stiff.

It's one thing if everyone with squinty eyes is a monster—I'm not squinty-eyed, after all. But it's a big problem when bad people claim to be good.

Am I supposed to say I'm a bad person?

Besides, who would be foolish enough to admit they're a bad person?

After Little Little Dragon Maiden finished speaking, she stretched out her hands to Little Dragon Maiden with a grin and said happily, "Sister, sister, Dragon Girl wants a hug! (づ·-·)づ"

"You bad guy, let go of my junior sister!"

Just then, Li Mochou, who had fled in tears earlier, rushed over and, seeing the scene, hurriedly shouted.

She quickly stood in front of the two, shielding Little Little Dragon Maiden behind her, and threatened, "My master is very powerful. You'd better get out of here right now, or don't blame me for being impolite."

Little Little Dragon Maiden pouted and peeked her head out from behind Li Mochou, mumbling indistinctly, "Dragon Girl wants Big Sister to hug her."

"Bang."

Li Mochou flicked Little Dragon Maiden's forehead, glared at her fiercely, and scolded her in a low voice, "You Little White, do you know who he is? You just hug him like that. What if he sells you out?"

The Little Little Dragon Maiden looked aggrieved and retorted, "Big sister is a good person. I feel so close to big sister, like I've seen her somewhere before."

Little Dragon Maiden's eyes flickered, her feelings growing increasingly complicated.

It wasn't just Little Little Dragon Maiden who felt this way; she also had an inexplicable affinity for Little Little Dragon Maiden, as if she were close relatives.

Li Mochou ignored the silly Little Little Dragon Maiden and stared intently at Li Hao and his companion as if guarding against thieves.

No, it's for preventing thieves.

Li Hao remained silent, watching Little Dragon Maiden in quiet contemplation.

This is ultimately Little Dragon Maiden's private matter. It's one thing for him to joke around on the way, but it would be a bit much to make decisions on his own at this point.

After a moment of silence, Little Dragon Maiden finally said, "I'm sorry, we didn't mean to trespass. We'll leave now."

Li Hao was somewhat taken aback, and speechless.

They're leaving already!?

Isn't it said that when fellow villagers meet, their eyes well up with tears?

You saw yourself in another world, and you didn't react at all!

Little Dragon Maiden ignored Li Hao's complaints and pulled him towards the outside of the Ancient Tomb.

Little Little Dragon Maiden saw the two leave and tried to chase after them with her short legs, but Li Mochou held her back tightly. She could only watch with teary eyes as the two disappeared at the end of the Ancient Tomb passage.

"Sister, don't forget to come visit Long'er. Oh dear."

The Little Little Dragon Maiden clasped her hands together in a megaphone shape and called out softly and sweetly to the two who had already disappeared.

Before she could finish speaking, Li Mochou flicked her forehead.

The two stepped out of the Ancient Tomb. The sun was shining brightly outside, and the warm sunlight shone through the trees onto the entrance of the Ancient Tomb.

Li Hao looked at Little Dragon Maiden's pure face through the dappled sunlight and asked, "Is there anything you want to say?"

Little Dragon Maiden shook her head slightly, her expression somewhat complicated.

She took a deep breath, a relaxed smile appearing on her face, as if she had let go of her worries, and said, "I've seen it all, what else is there to say?"

As Little Dragon Maiden finished speaking, her clear, bright eyes looked through the shade of the trees at the Weilan sky, as blue as a lake, and she smiled, "I've finally put one worry down. I feel my primordial spirit is becoming more and more complete, and perhaps it won't be long before I can advance further. I plan to stay in Zhongnan Mountain for the time being and won't accompany the group leader to the imperial city."

Li Hao nodded slightly, without saying anything more.

Little Dragon Maiden's choice was not entirely unexpected.

At the same time, Li Hao was also very curious about how far the Little Little Dragon Maiden would grow and what changes would occur with Little Dragon Maiden protection.

Of course, what he was most interested in was how Little Dragon Maiden would react upon seeing her master. Unfortunately, only Li Mochou and her sister were currently in the Ancient Tomb, and they had no idea where their master had gone.

Li Hao: "Alright, but since you're staying in Zhongnan Mountain, you can't live in the wilderness with the sky as your blanket and the ground as your bed. We still have some time today, so let's build a house first."

Little Dragon Maiden did not refuse Li Hao's kindness, and the two left the Ancient Tomb and headed towards the mountainside not far away.

Building houses in the wilderness is an extremely difficult task for ordinary people, but for cultivators like Li Hao and Little Dragon Maiden, it's incredibly easy.

With a single thought from Li Hao, the trees and bamboos in the mountains flew over automatically.

The tree trunk, with its branches spreading out, seemed to have been swept away by an invisible blade, instantly becoming neat and clean.

In just a few breaths, Li Hao built an exquisite yet elegant two-story wooden building using common materials readily available on Zhongnan Mountain.

The wooden building is about half a meter off the ground and is supported by a large number of regular cylindrical wooden pillars underneath.

Li Hao smiled and said, "Please."

Little Dragon Maiden responded with a smile, and did not refuse.

Chat Group.

Wanwan uploaded the manuscript of her new book.

Invincible Urchin Gu Santong: "Wanwan is amazing! She's actually started studying the articles. Unlike me, Gu Santong, I'm just a roughneck; these things give me a headache."

Angel Yan: "Interesting, Wanwan, you actually believe the group owner's nonsense. Hehe, you don't really want to use writing to spread new-age ideas, do you?"

"Fine, this is your own business anyway. Let me see what you've written."

The Little Fairy Yan Lingji extracted Wanwan's new book manuscript.

Nine Heavens Holy Maiden Daji

Li Xunhuan

Moon-Worshipping Cult Leader

Angel Yan

Everyone took turns retrieving Wanwan's new book manuscript, and basically everyone except a few who had been lurking for a long time was quite interested in Wanwan's writing.

Angel Yan retrieved the article uploaded by Wanwan, and its contents instantly flashed into her mind.

As she flipped through the article, her pretty face instantly turned bright red, and her breathing became heavy.

Martial Arts Saintess Goddess Yan, a lecherous thief?

And what's with this "being captured and then disciplined" nonsense?!

Seeing the goddess's transformation from initial anger and hatred at being captured to eventual compromise and acceptance, Angel Yan almost couldn't resist tearing Wanwan.

Wanwan!

You're great!

Angel Yan's eyes flashed with lightning, as if an endless sea of lightning had manifested.

Angel Yan: "Wanwan, come here! Explain to me what Goddess Yan means!"

Invincible Urchin Gu Santong: "Holy crap, Wanwan, this is what you've been researching!?"

Nine Heavens Holy Maiden Daji: "Hehe, that's hilarious. Wanwan, are you sure the group owner wanted you to study this kind of popular literature and use literature to convey moral principles?"

Wanwan: "This is what I'm most familiar with, so of course I'll practice with this first."

"And didn't you guys think the plot was really good? The saintly woman of the martial arts world is captured by a conman and then subjected to all sorts of training and humiliation. Especially the transformation of the saintly woman's mindset during this process, I felt that was the most interesting part."

The corners of everyone's mouths twitched slightly.

Wanwan, we're not discussing the plot right now.

Although your story—cough cough—about a martial arts saintess being captured by a conman and then subjected to all sorts of indescribable "training," is indeed very realistic and relatable, especially the saintess's transformation from initial resolute resistance to her eventual change of heart, which is practically perfect.

But don't you feel that what you're researching is slightly, even a tiny bit abnormal?

That's fine, after all, it's your personal hobby, and who knows, you might even become a grandmaster someday. But didn't you notice that there's a slight problem with the names of the people in this article?

The Holy Goddess Yan of Compassion Voyage Monastery Jingzhai, the charlatan Li Banxian!?

Putting aside your hatred for Compassion Voyage Monastery, don't you feel a little familiar with Shennvyan and Li Banxian?

Tony Stark: "From a literary point of view, Wanwan's article is quite good."

The female lead's transformation, from initial resistance and fierce opposition to eventual despair and compromise, is particularly astonishing.

It's just that this stuff is too superficial; it's only good for entertainment.

However, considering that this Wanwan's first time writing, there are bound to be some unfamiliarities, so this article's score could be increased by a few points.

Everyone rolled their eyes.

Tony Stark, you actually believed it?

Li Xunhuan: "From the perspective of traditional literature, this article is utter nonsense. However, from the perspective of popular literature, this article will definitely cause a sensation in the martial arts world and make Wanwan famous throughout the land in the shortest possible time."

But you need to think this through. Once you write something down, it will leave an indelible mark on you. Especially since you specifically mentioned Compassion Voyage Monastery in your book, it might cause trouble."

Seeing Li Xunhuan's comments, everyone was even more speechless.

You intellectuals, your world is truly incomprehensible!

Goddess Leona: "Congratulations to Wanwan for becoming the number one daredevil in this group."

"Tsk tsk, Wanwan is really something, daring to slander Yan and the group leader. You, slandering Yan is one thing, but daring to mock the group leader, that takes real courage."

Little Fairy Yan Lingji: "Wow, I didn't even notice if Leona hadn't said anything. Isn't this charlatan just a veiled Big Brother Group Leader?"

╭(╯^╰)╮Hmph, Wanwan, you're going too far! It's one thing to bully Sister Yan, but you even dare to slander the Big Brother Group Leader!"

Angel Yan watched the conversation, her eyes gradually narrowing.

You guys have gone too far! What do you mean by "bullying me is one thing"?!

Do you think I, Angel Yan, am easy to bully?

Yan Lingji, come here, I have something to say to you, and I'll give you a buff while I'm at it. But now's not the time to deal with those sycophants, the key is to deal with the culprit.

Angel Yan thought of Wanwan, and a dangerous smile appeared on her face.

If I don't let you know how red the flowers are today, then I, Angel Yan, have lived for seven thousand years in vain!

Angel Yan: "@Omniscient Li, group owner, why aren't you coming out to appreciate Wanwan's masterpiece?"

Goddess Leona: "Wow, Wanwan, you're doomed."

Invincible Urchin Gu Santong: "Wanwan was a respectable person in life, so why don't you leave a comment before you go?"

Little Fairy Yan Lingji: "One bow."

Tushan Yaya: "Two bows."

Wanwan watched the teasing from the crowd, the smile on her beautiful face gradually faded.

Pitiful, weak, helpless, and a little bit slutty.

They were just joking, you wouldn't really want to wipe them out, would you?

A novel dedicated to a friend: <The Global Virtual Era> A ghost from the Goose series, starting without even a head, its body entirely dependent on scavenging.

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