The All-Spoiler Chat Group
Chapter 273

Xu Xian: I Must Be Dreaming

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Three newcomers!

Li Hao raised an eyebrow and opened the Chat Group.

"Newcomer Xu Xian has joined the Chat Group."

"Newcomer Chen Nan has joined the Chat Group."

"New submissive Zi Shou joins the Chat Group."

Wait, Xu Xian, could he be the legendary hero with the grass python skin?

Li Hao, filled with curiosity, clicked on Xu Xian's introduction.

Name: Xu Xian, courtesy name: Hanwen.

Age: Sixteen.

Origin: A scholar from Yuhang, who was too weak to even kill a chicken.

Is he from Yuhang?

So, is he really the legendary Grass Python hero?

Li Hao raised an eyebrow, not particularly concerned. To the chaotic Chat Group, Xu Xian was truly nothing.

Compared to Xu Xian, Li Hao was more interested in the latter two.

Name: Chen Nan

Age: 10,000 years old

Origin: A disciple of the Chen Clan, a person destined for Destiny.

Status: Weakened, sealed.

Li Hao's pupils constricted slightly; even though he had already guessed it, he couldn't help but feel his heart pounding.

That Chen Nan is really something!

The protagonist of Tomb of Gods!

Li Hao's face twitched slightly.

The Tomb of Gods is no ordinary world. Although it is slightly weaker than the worlds in the Shrouding the Heavens series, it is definitely Great Thousand Worlds in the grand Heavens and Myriad Worlds!

What is the vast universe? Only a universe capable of accommodating immortals can be called the vast universe!

Faced with this sudden and powerful world, Li Hao couldn't help but feel a little excited.

So far, only three worlds in the Chat Group have immortal-level powerhouses.

First, there's the Marvel World where Tony Stark lives; second, there's the Journey to the West universe where Sun Wukong lives; and third, there's the Tomb of Gods universe where Chen Nan lives.

As for worlds like Super God Academy, they are relatively inferior.

The emergence of the Great Thousand Worlds is a rare and wonderful thing for the Chat Group. It means that the Heavens Chat Group will have more and more resources and more and more powerful beings in the future.

The growth and expansion of Chat Group are related to the interests of every member.

Li Hao barely suppressed his excitement and clicked on the last newcomer's information.

Name: Zi Shou

Age: 10 years old

Origin: King Zhou of the Xin Yuehu World.

Is he King Zhou from the world of Xin Yuehu?

Li Hao's gaze narrowed slightly, revealing an unusual expression.

If King Zhou of the world where Daji lived was a selfish and self-serving figure, then King Zhou of the world where Xin Yuehu lived was a wise ruler who cared for the world, a compassionate and virtuous Saint King, and a brave warrior who dared to challenge the heavens!

Faced with such a figure, a warrior who dared to challenge the heavens for humanity, even Li Hao couldn't help but feel a sense of respect.

He may not have invincible strength, but he possesses unparalleled courage, even if it means sacrificing his own life!

Chat Group.

Little Fairy Yan Lingji: "Yay, another new person! It seems like it's been a long time since we've had a new person."

@ Omniscient Li, Big Brother Group Leader, come out and greet the guests.

Li Hao's eye twitched.

What does it mean when it says "the Big Brother Group Leader comes out to greet guests"?

Little Yan Lingji, are you asking for a beating?

Invincible Urchin Gu Santong: "@Xu Xian, @Zi Shou, @Chen Nan, the newcomers are here! The woman, give your measurements; the man, post nude photos."

Angel Yan: "Welcome newcomers."

Moon-Worshipping Cult Leader: "Welcome, newcomer."

Tony Stark: "Welcome, newcomer."

Goddess Leona: "Welcome, newcomer."

Omniscient Li: "Xin Yuehu, come out and take someone away."

Little Fairy Yan Lingji: "Black guy with a question mark face. jpg, what does the Big Brother Group Leader mean?"

Nine Heavens Holy Maiden Daji: "Wait, Zi Shou, King Zhou, King Zhou!"

o((⊙⊙))o, Group Owner, you're not going to tell me that this Zi Shou is King Zhou, are you?

King Zhou!?

Everyone who heard this was utterly astonished.

Goddess Leona: "Holy crap, could it really be King Zhou?"

Angel Yan: "@Goddess Leona, be more reserved. You are the Empress of the Sun Star."

Goddess Leona: "What's with the pretense? This is King Zhou, the legendary King Zhou! Most importantly, we should tag Little Cutie Daji, Nine Heavens Holy Maiden Daji, and Xin Yuehu Daji here."

"Haha, three Daji and one King Zhou, this is interesting!"

Everyone's lips twitched slightly; they all felt that Leona had gone mad.

While it's certainly funny, is it really necessary to go that far?

Little Daji: "Hmm, who called me?"

"Huh, King Zhou? Is he the King Zhou from Sister Xin Yuehu's world?"

Gu Invincible Urchin Gu Santong: "Hehe, doesn't Little Daji have anything to say?"

Little Daji: "What? Daji already has an owner! (Confused. jpg)"

Oh dear, I forgot to cook for my master. I've been trying to learn Zhao Meili Meili's cooking lately, but I'm so clumsy, I just can't seem to get it right. I have to go now, I still need to cook for my master."

Little Daji: "(* ̄3)(ε ̄*) Kisses, Master, play for a while, don't forget to eat! Little Daji is going to cook for Master."

Invincible Urchin Gu Santong: " ̄へ ̄, I'm jealous! Why does such a cute little Daji belong to the group owner? No way, I'm going to report the group owner for abusing their power! Please provide the reporting link!"

Goddess Leona: "Same here, I'm jealous too."

Wow, can little Daji be this cute?

Li Xunhuan: "The group owner is truly blessed."

Little Fairy Yan Lingji: "(`⌒′メ) Hmph, I'm cute too. Big Brother Group Leader, how about I cook for you too?"

Li Hao's eyes twitched slightly.

Yan Lingji, how about we talk about something else? Anything is fine, as long as it's not cooking.

Also, is the mermaid from yesterday still alive?

Omniscient Li: "Yan Lingji is the cutest! We can talk about cooking later. Let's welcome the three newcomers first."

Yan Lingji pouted, clearly displeased.

The Big Brother Group Leader must not want to eat the meals he made with love; that must be it.

Hmph, I, Yan Lingji, will not admit defeat.

One day, the Big Brother Group Leader will realize who the real culinary master is!

At this moment, the newlywed Xu Xian was completely bewildered.

He couldn't understand how he had ended up in such a place after just taking a nap.

Strange people, strange environment.

Xu Xian: "I am Xu Xian, born in the Han Dynasty. May I ask whose immortal abode this is?"

Goddess Leona: "Hmph, newcomer, listen up! I am the noble Sun Goddess Di Leona, Empress of the Sun Star, the ruler of the Milky Way."

Xu Xian gasped.

Sun Goddess!?

How could that be? How could there be Sun Goddess? Why has the name of the Sun Goddess Leona never been mentioned in the books I've read?

Although he had never heard of it, Xu Xian had no doubts.

In his mind, anyone who could enter his dream couldn't be an ordinary being. Since the other party claimed to be the Sun Goddess, it couldn't be false, could it?

Xu Xian: "This humble Xu Xian, kowtows to the goddess."

Everyone narrowed their eyes slightly and smiled in unison.

This newcomer is quite interesting.

Invincible Urchin Gu Santong: "I am the number one master in the martial arts world, Invincible Urchin Gu Santong."

In this vast martial arts world, whether it's Shaolin Sect, Wudang Sect, Mount Longhu, or Quanzhen Sect, everyone who sees me, Gu Santong, must call me Master Gu.

Xu Xian's face was pale.

Isn't this a bad person?

The Nine Heavens Holy Maiden Daji: "Hehe, little brother, you're really interesting. Where are you from?"

My name is Daji Daji. Some say I am the favored concubine of King Zhou of Shang, a bewitching woman who brought ruin to the country. Others say I am a fox spirit, a monster who brought chaos to the world. Still others say I am a harbinger of trouble in a chaotic world.

However, I have now changed my goal; now I want to become the god of this.

"Hehe, young master, would you like to become a little god here with me?"

Xu Xian swallowed hard.

He was a scholar; how could he not have heard of the infamous femme fatale Daji?

The current situation left Xu Xian somewhat bewildered.

He didn't know what was wrong with him, that he would have such a bizarre dream.

First came the Sun Goddess, then came villains from the martial arts world, and now some people are even calling themselves Daji.

Daji, things are in chaos, utterly chaotic.

Tushan Yaya: "Hmph, fox demon, is someone calling for a fox demon?"

I, Tushan Yaya, the Nine-Tails Celestial Fox, the future leader of the Demon Alliance. Anyone have a problem with fox spirits? If you do, speak up, and I guarantee I'll beat your heads off.

Xu Xian looked completely bewildered; he was utterly dizzy.

Nine-Tails celestial fox, a fox spirit!

It's all fake, completely fake!

Xu Xian: "I must be dreaming."

Xu Xian hypnotized himself, trying to wake up from the dream.

Li Hao was speechless.

These guys are really going too far.

A perfectly good newcomer has been ruined!

But Xu Xian, well, a hero of humble origins, so be it if he's broken.

Omniscient Li: "@Xu Xian, you're not dreaming right now. If you want to know the answer, go read the Chat Group Chronicles."

Oh, by the way, this group admin is taking pity on you and will send you some good stuff.

The Omniscient Li uploaded "The Legend of the White Snake".

Little Fairy Yan Lingji: "┗( TT )┛ I surrender! What did I just see? Oh my god, this is the Big Brother Group Leader's loving call!"

The Invincible Urchin Gu Santong: "May the newcomer rest in peace, and may heaven be free from the group leader's call."

Ip Man: "Xu Xian, that name sounds familiar."

Xu Xian looked at everyone's words with confusion, indicating that he didn't understand what they were saying at all. As for Li Hao's words, he was half-convinced and somewhat couldn't believe that he wasn't dreaming.

Despite his doubts, Xu Xian obediently chose to read the Chat Group's Chronicles.

Instantly, all sorts of things about Chat Group flashed through my mind.

The current Chat Group Chronicles are not limited to Li Hao's story; they also include stories uploaded by the Moon-Worshipping Cult Leader, Daji, Leona, Tony Stark, and others.

It's fair to say that the current Chat Group Chronicles cover almost everyone.

The only difference might be the amount of information each person has.

Xu Xian quickly learned about the Chat Group and gained a certain understanding of its members.

He sat on the bed with a blank stare, gazing at the bright moon in the sky through the slightly old-fashioned attic window, his heart pounding wildly.

A group owner capable of creating something extraordinary!

Angel Yan, the Inheritors to the King of Gods!

Empress Leona, the Lord of the Heavenly Court!

All of this was a huge shock to Xu Xian.

He always felt that he would be better off dreaming.

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