Li Hao: Why Not Send Your Master to Heaven?
(PS: The third update will be in the afternoon.)
Angel Yan: "Didn't you go home?"
"Were there time travelers, reincarnators, or did something else happen?"
Wanwan: "It's even worse than that."
Invincible Urchin Gu Santong: "What a disaster! Damn, what happened?"
Omniscient Li: "Speak slowly, don't rush."
Wanwan: "I only realized a year had passed here when I got back. Oh no, Master will definitely kill me!"
Omniscient Li: "Is that all!?"
Wanwan: "Isn't this serious enough?"
"You don't know my master, she has a fiery temper. She disappeared for a year without a trace, and the sect is in an uproar."
Li Hao was speechless, but considering Zhu Yuyan's personality, he had to admit that Wanwan's concerns were very reasonable.
Invincible Urchin Gu Santong: "Are you stupid? With your current cultivation level, what are you afraid of your master for?"
Goddess Leona: "Yeah, yeah, let's take her down and become queen!"
Li Xunhuan: "This depends on your master's personality. Wanwan, don't worry. Tell us about your master's situation first, and then we can help you analyze the problem."
Xu Xian: "Goddess Leona is wrong. Our bodies and hair are gifts from our parents."
Although a master is not a parent, the principles of Heaven, Earth, Ruler, Parents, and Teacher still apply. How can children and disciples lay a hand on their master? Wouldn't that disrupt the established moral order and ethics?
Goddess Leona: "Do you know who I am? I'm the Empress of the Sun Star, the Heavenly Court Emperor in your understanding."
Little Fairy Yan Lingji: "Hehehe, you dare to call yourself the Heavenly Emperor? The group Big Brother Group Leader is the Heavenly Emperor now, okay?"
(*^▽^*), Your Sun Star is just one planet, while the Big Brother Group Leader is now the master of the universe.
Goddess Leona: "Pah, your Big Brother Group Leader has absolutely nothing to do with you."
Tushan Yaya: "Exactly, exactly, what does the group owner's business have to do with you?"
Little Fairy Yan Lingji: "Hmph, you stinky Yaya, Yan Lingji hates you!"
Tushan Yaya: "Hmm o(′^`)o, Yaya hates you too. You only think about the Big Brother Group Leader all day long, and you never play with us."
Wanwan: "My master is a very controlling person. He even has to carefully inquire about what people eat and wear in the sect."
Once, someone didn't wear the dance dress prepared by their master and chose a dress of a different color instead, which made the master furious.
Now that they've disappeared for a year without any news, Master will definitely assume something has happened to them.
"Now Master's suspicions are definitely about to explode. He won't let it go until he's thoroughly investigated and exterminated the entire family."
Pull it out completely!
Li Hao silently gave it a thumbs up.
Well done, Zhu Yuyan.
Li Xunhuan: "In that case, Wanwan's problem becomes a bit troublesome."
The Moon-Worshipping Cult Leader, "This is indeed very troublesome. Wanwan's master is raising her like a daughter. With a daughter missing for a year without any news, it's hard to imagine this not escalating."
Angel Yan: "This matter is actually very simple. Aren't you studying the article? Just figure out a way to gloss over it. I remember there's a story from your Eastern tradition called 'Watching Chess and the Rotten Axe Handle.'"
Wanwan: "It's no use. My master won't let things rest until he gets to the bottom of it."
Wanwan: "@Omniscient Li, group owner, what should I do now?"
The Omniscient Li, "The problem isn't difficult to solve; the difficulty lies in what ideas you have yourself."
Wanwan: "Myself?"
Omniscient Li: "First, let's talk about cultivation. Your current cultivation level has already surpassed your master's, so you don't need to worry about being beaten to death by your master."
Invincible Urchin Gu Santong: "There's no need to worry about being beaten to death by my master. Something about that sounds a bit strange."
"Heh, is the group admin trying to tell Wanwan that she'll definitely get a beating from her master when she gets back?"
Wanwan: ""
Wanwan: "(╥╯^╰╥), stop it, I'm really getting impatient."
Angel Yan: "I also feel that Wanwan is worrying unnecessarily. Your cultivation level has already surpassed your master's, and it's far beyond what it was when you first joined the Chat Group. With such cultivation, what are you still worried about?"
Goddess Leona: "Exactly! If that doesn't work, try persuasion through physical means!"
Chen Nan: "What is Miss Wanwan worried about?"
Wanwan: "What else could I be worried about? Of course, I'm worried about how to answer Master."
ε=(′ο`*))) Ugh, so annoying. I thought the mission wouldn't take too long, but when I got back I found out a year had already passed here.
"If Master asks about it later, how will they answer?"
Omniscient Li: "Actually, this matter isn't that difficult; it mainly depends on your choice. As Angel Yan said before, you can completely fool people with the story of the chess player who watched the game until his axe handle rotted. If that doesn't work, then you'll have to use the ultimate move."
Wanwan: "The ultimate move!?"
Little Fairy Yan Lingji: "I don't know why, but when I see the Big Brother Group Leader talking about the ultimate move, I feel a tightness in my chest."
Angel Yan: "I also have a feeling that someone might be in trouble."
Invincible Urchin Gu Santong: "You're overthinking it. The group owner wouldn't be that heartless. But judging from what Wanwan said, it won't be easy to fool her."
Omniscient Li: "If simple deception doesn't work, then tell your master that you've received a divine destiny, and incidentally send your master on a free trip to the Immortal Realm."
Wanwan's pupils constricted, and she almost jumped up.
Send Master on a free trip to the Immortal Realm realm!
Invincible Urchin Gu Santong: "I take back what I said before. The group owner isn't just insane, he's extremely insane."
Li Xunhuan: "The group owner's method is really..."
Chen Nan: "I think the group leader's method is quite good. This way, it can not only explain Wanwan's problem, but also allow Wanwan's master to see more. In the future, it will save Wanwan a lot of trouble when she wants to get things done. Moreover, with this experience, I think your master will never forget it."
Xu Xian: "At least the group leader didn't instruct anyone to do anything outrageous, so I agree with the group leader's opinion."
Goddess Leona: "Haha, group owner, are you trying to make me laugh to death and then inherit my savings in the Chat Group? Are you sure sending Wanwan's master on a trip to the Immortal Realm won't scare her to death?"
Li Hao's lips twitched slightly.
Enough already! This is clearly a very good idea from the group admin, okay?
Omniscient Li: "Leona, wake up! You don't have any points in your account."
Angel Yan: "I think the group leader's method is indeed good, but before that, we still need to solve one problem. Which world should Wanwan send her master to, and in which world should she be sent so that Wanwan's master will believe that his disciple has obtained a divine destiny?"
Little Fairy Yan Lingji: "Hehe, am I the only one who finds this very interesting?"
I'm suddenly really looking forward to seeing what Wanwan's master's expression will be—shock, fear, terror—will he be so scared he wets his pants?
Wanwan: "Waaah, saying you're scared to death is too much."
However, others also felt that the group admin's method was quite good.
Li Hao's lips curled up slightly, revealing a satisfied smile.
Hmm, my method is definitely good.
Omniscient Li: "Since the decision has been made, let's address the most crucial question now. If Wanwan can't explain it clearly, which world should we take Zhu Yuyan to?"
Invincible Urchin Gu Santong: "Tch, I have a feeling that the group owner's real purpose in making this suggestion is just to deliberately satisfy his own perverse tastes?"
The group admin must want to see Wanwan's master cry from fright, right?
Li Hao narrowed his eyes slightly.
You know too much about the Gu Santong.
Angel Yan: "Terrible."
Goddess Leona: "That must be it, that wicked Dog Group Owner. Poor Wanwan, you've fallen into a trap now."
Omniscient Li: "Screenshot of the 'ban package'. jpg"
Speak louder, I can't hear you very well.
Invincible Urchin Gu Santong, removed a message.
Invincible Urchin Gu Santong: "Haha, what did I just say? The group leader is the moral exemplar of our Heavens Chat Group. When there's trouble, the group members always take the initiative to rush to the front line, and they never complain."
What a great spirit this is! What a noble character this is!
Look how hard the group admin has worked for Wanwan's sake.
I'm so touched. It's truly heartwarming to have such an approachable and caring group leader.
Goddess Leona: "Disgusting, you're just disgusting."
"I, Leona, would never flatter the group owner."
Goddess Leona was muted for thirty seconds.
Angel Yan: "The group leader is majestic and domineering, of noble character, and selfless."
Little Fairy Yan Lingji: "Big Brother Group Leader is mighty and domineering, of noble character, and selfless."
Xu Xian: ""
Invincible Urchin Gu Santong: "What does Xu Xian mean by posting this? Does he have a problem with the group owner?"
Xu Xian shuddered.
You guys are really bullying me! I was just popping in to say hi.
Xu Xian: "The group leader is majestic and domineering, of noble character, and selfless."
Omniscient Li: "Hmm, alright. This group admin knows I'm excellent, and you all are quite good too. Now let's continue our previous topic: which world should we send Zhu Yuyan on a trip later?"
Everyone rolled their eyes in unison.
Group admin, can't you have a shred of decency?
Angel Yan: "First, we need to exclude worlds with low combat power, such as those with characters like Gu Santong and Li Xunhuan."
Tony Stark: "I feel that characters with cultural backgrounds that differ significantly from Wanwan's world can also be ruled out, such as Manzi, Ip Man, and Wang Lei, otherwise they won't feel like they Immortal Realm."
Invincible Urchin Gu Santong: "If you count it that way, there are actually very few worlds to choose from. The world of the Moon-Worshipping Cult Leader is one, Chen Nan's is one, the Monkey's is one, Sister Yan's world can barely be counted, and Yaya's world can also be counted."
Tushan Yaya: "Wait, Chen Nan's world is an extremely dangerous pit of fire. Are you sure Wanwan's master won't die a miserable death there?"
Chen Nan: ""
Omniscient Li: "Anyway, it's good enough. I think it's better to let Wanwan choose for herself."
Wanwan trembled with fear.
Is it too late for them to regret it now?
I have a feeling that my master might be corrupted.
Wanwan was a little worried, but seeing the enthusiastic group members, she really didn't dare to say it.
Master, it's not that I don't want to help you, it's just that the enemy is too strong.
Waaaaaah, Master will surely understand my good intentions, won't he!?