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Chapter 312

Move Aside! The Group Owner Is About to Unleash His Ultimate Move!

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In the valley.

Li Hao's brows twitched slightly as he gazed into the distance.

The Heavenly Court, the Great Thunderclap Temple!?

Well, they've come at just the right time.

Li Hao pondered for a moment, his gaze deep as if he could see through time and space, and said calmly, "Isn't it a pleasure to have friends coming from afar? Since you two are here, why don't you come in and have a seat?"

Li Hao's voice wasn't loud, but it pierced through the heavens and earth.

The monks in the valley were completely astonished.

Someone's here!?

Before they could finish wondering, they saw two figures walk in from the entrance of the valley.

When everyone saw the two people walking into the valley, their pupils constricted, and some even exclaimed in surprise.

"Guanyin Bodhisattva!"

Although Guanyin is a Bodhisattva and not a Buddha, her fame in the Great Thunderclap Temple and the mortal world is second only to that of the Tathagata Buddha.

Therefore, the moment Guanyin Bodhisattva appeared, she was recognized.

Immediately, the scene erupted in an uproar.

"To think that even Guanyin Bodhisattva has been alarmed! She is one of the most powerful and influential figures in Buddhism."

"I wonder which deity is standing next to Guanyin Bodhisattva; they certainly have an extraordinary presence."

"This is troublesome; even Buddhism has mobilized."

"Strange, if the Heavenly Court wanted to punish someone, surely they wouldn't send just one person?"

"Hmm, that makes sense. If the Heavenly Court were to come and punish us, it would require a large-scale mobilization of heavenly soldiers and generals. Besides, the Great Thunderclap Temple and the Heavenly Court don't seem to have that kind of relationship, do they?"

People were talking about it; some were panicked, and some were puzzled.

"This humble monk Guanyin of the Great Thunderclap Temple. Greetings, fellow Daoist."

"I am the Emperor Lord Donghua of the Heavenly Court."

The two entered the valley, ignoring everyone else, their eyes fixed on Li Hao.

Guanyin, Emperor Lord Donghua!

The valley was abuzz with excitement upon hearing their introductions.

Who is Emperor Lord Donghua?

The head of the male immortals, a top-tier figure in charge of managing mortals Ascended immortality, and the main god of the world after his death.

The term "Emperor" perfectly encapsulates the status of Emperor Lord Donghua in the Heavenly Court. Although his status is slightly lower than that of the Jade Emperor, it is still above all the immortals in the Heavenly Court, and it is no exaggeration to say that he is second only to the Jade Emperor.

Who would have thought that this matter would alarm the Emperor Lord Donghua?

Guanyin is a top figure in Buddhism whose prestige is second only to the Tathagata.

The Emperor Lord Donghua, a legendary figure with immense prestige in the Heavenly Court, is no less revered than the Jade Emperor.

For a moment, everyone looked at each other in bewilderment and fell silent.

This has blown up!

Compared to the cultivators' shock, Zhu Yuyan was already dumbfounded.

Guanyin, Emperor Lord Donghua!

In her world, the legends of Guanyin and Emperor Lord Donghua also circulate.

The shock of suddenly seeing two living people—no, two living deities—is unimaginable.

Even though Zhu Yuyan had a long-standing feud with Buddhism, she couldn't help but feel nervous and uneasy at this moment.

She looked at Gu Santong and whispered nervously, "Are they really Guanyin Bodhisattva and Emperor Lord Donghua?"

Gu Santong raised an eyebrow and said, "Don't worry, even if Guanyin and Emperor Lord Donghua came, or even if the Tathagata and the Jade Emperor came, it would be a small problem for our boss."

Gu Santong never believed in gods or Buddhas, especially after joining the Chat Group and witnessing countless beings even more powerful than the legendary gods and Buddhas, he naturally felt even less reverence for them.

For him, it was more practical to curry favor with the group leader than to revere gods and Buddhas.

Therefore, Gu Santong's answer was simple and decisive.

Minor issue!

Zhu Yuyan's lips twitched slightly.

She suddenly realized that she really shouldn't have come to the Immortal Realm.

This world is too crazy, and too terrifying.

The Tathagata and the Jade Emperor are nothing compared to this!

Then what are we? Wait, what organization did Wanwan join!?

Zhu Yuyan had already believed Wanwan's story, that she had unintentionally encountered a deity and received the legendary destiny of immortality. After all, this place had gods, immortals, demons, and monsters; it seemed to be the legendary Immortal Realm.

However, hearing Gu Santong's evaluation of Li Hao and his disdain for Buddha and the Jade Emperor made Zhu Yuyan suspicious.

Did Wanwan truly receive her divine favor by sheer chance?

Who is their leader, that he doesn't even respect the legendary Buddha and Jade Emperor?!

Little Fairy Yan Lingji: "Hehe, Wanwan, your master is so pitiful, he must have been terrified!"

Wanwan rolled her eyes and complained, "It's all the group owner's fault. If I had known the group owner was this crazy, I would never have let Master come to the world of Journey to the West."

"Oh no, when Master comes back, there's bound to be a ton of problems waiting for us."

Li Xunhuan: "Eastern Emperor, Guanyin, alas."

Li Xunhuan's expression was complicated, and he sighed silently.

There was a time when such a being was a god to whom he could only bow and pray, without even hoping for a response.

At this moment, facing this legendary being, Li Xunhuan found himself unusually calm, a calmness that was somewhat frightening, as if he were facing an ordinary person.

Zhao Meili: "Wow, this is the legendary Guanyin Bodhisattva! I pray that the Bodhisattva will bless my father with good health and that our family restaurant will prosper."

After Zhao Meili finished her excited prayer, she noticed that everyone was looking at her with strange expressions.

The excitement on her face froze instantly, like a trembling Little White, as she nervously and cautiously asked, "Um, I just couldn't help myself, is there a problem with doing this?"

Yan Lingji flicked her forehead and said disdainfully, "Idiot, didn't you see they didn't dare to misbehave in front of the Big Brother Group Leader? What's the use of begging them? It's more practical to beg the Big Brother Group Leader."

Goddess Leona: "(ˉ▽ ̄~) Tch~~, a little kid is just a little kid. Joining Chat Group only shows this much ignorance. With our current status, why bother praying to Guanyin? It's better to rely on yourself than others. As long as you work hard, isn't that better than praying to a god?"

"Heh heh, who knows, maybe a hundred years from now, they'll be the ones kneeling and begging you."

Zhao Meili: "Oh, well, they didn't react yet."

Wait a minute, let me try again. I pray to the group admin to bless my father with good health and to bless our family restaurant with abundant wealth.

Everyone stared speechlessly at Zhao Meili, who was praying quietly with her hands clasped together.

Little Fairy Yan Lingji: "

The Moon-Worshipping Cult Leader: "

Xu Xian: ""

Goddess Leona: "@Xu Xian, ho ho, look what I caught, a Grass Python hero!"

Come, come, now let's invite the Grass Python Hero to share his thoughts. Young Grass Python Hero, what are your thoughts on seeing Guanyin Bodhisattva?

Xu Xian huddled in the corner, not daring to speak.

Weak, pitiful, and helpless.

I'm just a poor child, why are you forcing me like this?

And also, Guanyin!!!

Looking at Guanyin Xu Xian Emperor Lord Donghua silently confronting Li Hao in front of the valley, Xu Xian suddenly felt somewhat dazed. Chat Group, group owner—it turns out I really overlooked a lot of things before, or rather, underestimated everyone.

After a brief standoff with Guanyin, Li Hao calmly said, "This humble Daoist is giving a sermon here today. If you two are interested in listening, you may choose a seat. If not, please leave as soon as possible."

The valley was deathly silent.

Everyone's pupils constricted, and they secretly gasped.

You're awesome!

Those are the legendary Guanyin Bodhisattva and the Emperor Lord Donghua of Heavenly Court.

Even across the entire Three Realms, he is an existence that countless people can only look up to.

Listen to your sermon!

Doesn't this senior have any self-awareness? This is one of the most powerful beings in the Three Realms. Perhaps only a Buddha preaching could move such a being?

But thinking about it carefully, this senior is supposedly a big shot who's more powerful than heaven and earth, and who can conquer the world. He probably doesn't know his own limitations, right?

Emperor Lord Donghua and Guanyin exchanged a glance, their expressions showing a hint of surprise.

He actually invited us to listen to his sermon; isn't he afraid we'll investigate him thoroughly?

The two were puzzled as to whether they had come with a purpose. After a brief moment of calm, they quickly made a decision.

Guanyin smiled and said, "In that case, this humble monk has disturbed you."

Emperor Lord Donghua said, "I apologize for disturbing you."

As they talked, they each found a seat and sat down.

Many cultivators were completely bewildered, some unable to react.

They agreed!

Holy crap, are you kidding me? We're actually listening to the Dao on the same stage as Guanyin and Emperor Lord Donghua!

Everyone was shocked and gained a new understanding of Li Hao's cultivation level.

How terrifying and incredible must it be for a powerful being to be able to make Guanyin and Emperor Lord Donghua sit down and listen to their teachings?

Li Hao was pleased with the two men's sensible behavior and then turned to look at the crowd.

He pondered for a moment, then said, "Heaven and earth originate from one; this is called the source of the Great Dao."

As Li Hao spoke, celestial light spread across ninety thousand miles centered on Emerald Cloud Mountain, auspicious clouds Shrouding the Heavens the sky like a curtain, and countless beautiful celestial flowers slowly drifted down from the heavens.

On the ground, golden lotuses surged, and all things sprouted.

Everyone present felt as if they were in a hot spring, comfortable and even a little lightheaded.

Li Hao's words were like celestial music, hazy yet carrying an irresistible majesty.

It felt like a dream, yet it was also deeply imprinted on the soul, making it irresistible and unforgettable!

Li Hao's teachings primarily follow Eastern methods, starting with the most basic body and qi cultivation and progressing to the path to immortality.

Everyone listened with rapt attention, feeling as if their previous confusion had suddenly become clear, and they gained a clear understanding of their future path of cultivation.

Li Hao preached for three days.

For the past three days, Emerald Cloud Mountain has been shrouded in an aura of strangeness, attracting the attention of countless powerful figures and drawing curious onlookers.

Three days later, the valley was already filled with beings who had come to listen to the sermon.

Even outside the valley, the area was filled with people who listened to the sermon with rapt attention.

Three more days passed.

Li Hao: "Cultivation and seeking the Dao are nothing more than seeking longevity and freedom."

But what is immortality?

Li Hao stopped talking abruptly at this point.

Just as everyone was getting into the swing of things, they saw Li Hao suddenly fall silent, and they all snapped out of that mysterious and unparalleled state, feeling extremely uncomfortable.

The Bull Demon King asked urgently, "Why has Senior suddenly fallen silent?"

Princess Iron Fan respectfully replied, "In my opinion, transcending worldly affairs and detaching oneself from the mundane is the essence of immortality."

Upon hearing this, everyone finally realized what was happening.

Are you perhaps trying to test us, senior?

Chat Group.

Invincible Urchin Gu Santong: "Is the group owner finally going to expose his wicked schemes after holding them in for so many days?"

Angel Yan: "The group owner is finally about to reveal his wolfish ambitions!"

Chen Nan: "Do you guys have some misunderstanding about the group owner? I feel that the group owner has been speaking very well these past few days."

Goddess Leona: "Hehehe, what a load of rubbish."

"If the group owner doesn't have ulterior motives, I, Leona, will start writing my name backwards from today onwards."

Xu Xian: "Ever since listening to the group leader's sermon, I've felt a mysterious energy spring up within me. It's a pity, if I could be there in person, the effect would probably be much better."

Nine Heavens Holy Maiden Daji: "Although I don't know what the group owner is planning, I've benefited a lot these past few days. No matter what, I'll always support the group owner."

Omniscient Li: "Alright, the preliminary steps are complete. This group leader is about to unleash his ultimate move. You may all leave now."

Angel Yan: "???"

The Moon-Worshipping Cult Leader: "???"

Chen Nan: "???"

Tony Stark: "What's going on? I just arrived and I see the group leader is about to unleash a powerful attack!?"

Little Fairy Yan Lingji: "What's wrong, Big Brother Group Leader?"

Goddess Leona: "Hehe, I knew the Dog Group Owner had ulterior motives."

Ming Yanwei: "I just resurrected Chu Xuan and then I saw something so exciting. What is the group owner planning to do?"

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