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Chapter 34

Saving Guo Jing Mission

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Rescuing Guo Jing Mission (First Update, Please Vote)

(Thanks to I Am an Angry Little Bird for the ten-thousand-point tip.)

Hidden Mission: Huang Rong's Worry.

Great Song and the Mongol Empire had reached a military agreement. The two sides would attack the Jin Kingdom simultaneously from the south and north.

At the same time, Mongke, Great Khan of the Mongol Empire, demanded that Great Song appoint Guo Jing as commander.

Mongke's explanation to Great Song was that Guo Jing had once been sworn brothers with Mongke's father, Tolui, and only with him involved could Mongolia feel at ease cooperating with Great Song. Although Great Song was dissatisfied with this reasoning, in order to wash away the humiliation of Jingkang, they ultimately agreed to cooperate with Mongolia.

Yet Great Song did not know of Mongke's wolfish ambitions.

He never truly intended to join forces with Great Song against the Jin Kingdom. Instead, he wanted to use this opportunity to wipe out the main forces of both Jin and Great Song, then sweep across the world.

As for why Mongke had asked Guo Jing to lead the army, it was merely because he had set his sights on Guo Jing's wife, Huang Rong.

Huang Rong vaguely sensed that something was amiss, so she worried about Guo Jing as he led the army north.

Mission Requirement: Guo Jing must return to Xiangyang alive. Reward: 5,000 points per person.

After reading the mission, Li Hao could not help feeling speechless.

So this transmigrator big shot really had quite the refined taste—he had already begun preparing to collect his future harem?

Still, tsk tsk.

Huang Rong truly deserved to be called one of the greatest "hot weapons" in the Heavens and Myriad Worlds.

If Li Hao had not arrived, this world might have gone off the rails into a Huang Rong hentai world—no, it would have to include a Little Dragon Maiden hentai world as well.

For example, a corrupted mother-and-daughter pair, and a broken Little Dragon Maiden.

Angel Yan was also somewhat speechless after reading it.

What happened to the world-destroying Demon King? What happened to the terrifying Outer Realm Demon God? This was it?

Angel Yan said weakly, "Are the aspirations of Outer Realm Heavenly Demons all this low? And who exactly is this Guo Jing, to be worth ten thousand points?"

Hearing this, Li Hao was not quite sure how to answer.

If one said the transmigrator's aspirations were low, they were not actually that low.

After all, this was merely an ordinary martial arts world, and the Mongol Empire's momentum in vying for the world had already taken shape.

For a transmigrator living such a blissful life, after unifying the world, collecting harem members and playing a cultivation game with them seemed to be one of the few remaining pleasures.

Of course, Li Hao had no intention of explaining things for that transmigrator.

He transmitted his voice, "Outer Realm Heavenly Demons are divided into ranks as well. Not every Outer Realm Heavenly Demon seeks to destroy heaven and earth or slaughter all living beings. It is not impossible to understand that this Outer Realm Heavenly Demon has modest ambitions.

"As for Guo Jing, he was the Chosen One of the previous era, and he still holds an extremely important position in this era. Most importantly, he also plays an immeasurable role in ushering in the next era."

Only then did Angel Yan understand.

At the same time, she became even more astonished that Li Hao could calculate even such matters.

Chat Group.

Omniscient Li: "Mission screenshot.jpg"

Little Yan Lingji: "Wow, Big Brother Group Leader is amazing. You triggered a hidden mission in less than half a day.

(╥╯^╰╥) I still haven't even seen what a mission looks like. I'm so jealous of Big Brother Group Leader."

Invincible Urchin Gu Santong: "The Group Leader is impressive. You actually managed to discover even this."

Li Xunhuan: "It seems our worlds may have similar hidden missions as well. I simply do not know who Huang Rong and Guo Jing are, or what identities they hold in Little Dragon Maiden's world, to be worth so many points."

Ip Man: "+1."

Goddess Leona: "+1."

Little Dragon Maiden: "+1."

The members of the Chat Group had already understood the importance of points. Little Dragon Maiden had originally possessed only combat power of five, yet with a mere two thousand points, she had evolved into Super Little Dragon Maiden, and her cultivation had undergone explosive growth.

Still, everyone was somewhat speechless at Little Dragon Maiden's "+1."

Invincible Urchin Gu Santong: "@Little Dragon Maiden, You don't actually know them? (ΩДΩ)"

Little Dragon Maiden: "I rarely leave the Ancient Tomb, so isn't it normal that I don't know them?"

Everyone was speechless.

This girl was way too much of a shut-in!

But what was most infuriating was that this damned shut-in could encounter missions while lying at home, while they simply could not find a mission no matter what they did.

Everyone's hearts were filled with tears, choked with indescribable frustration and misery.

Goddess Leona: "Eh, I think I remember now. That unlucky monk Little Dragon Maiden slapped to death seemed to have mentioned Guo Jing's name, didn't he?"

Invincible Urchin Gu Santong: "That did happen, but I did not pay much attention to it at the time. As expected, the Group Leader is still cunning and wily—he found a hidden mission just from a name."

Li Xunhuan: "+1 to the Group Leader being cunning and wily!"

Little Yan Lingji: "+1 to the Group Leader being cunning and wily!"

Moon-Worshipping Cult Leader: "Add one to the group leader being crafty and cunning!"

Little Yan Lingji: "@Moon-Worshipping Cult Leader, Brother Moon-Worshipping hasn't appeared in a long time."

Moon-Worshipping Cult Leader: "I've recently been exploring the truth of the world, and have more or less confirmed the group leader's theory that this world is an orange. I'll soon return to the Nine Provinces."

Upon hearing this, everyone became interested.

Little Yan Lingji: "(^▽^) Brother Moon-Worshipping really confirmed that the world is an orange! That's amazing!"

Invincible Urchin Gu Santong: "Terrifying. It's only been a few days, and Moon-Worshipping Cult Leader has already traveled across the entire world?"

Li Xunhuan: "May I consult the Cult Leader later regarding the theory that the world is an orange? Li is also very interested."

Moon-Worshipping Cult Leader: "@Li Xunhuan, certainly."

Moon-Worshipping Cult Leader: "I haven't traveled across the entire world yet, but I've already returned to the seas of the Nine Provinces. Though I have not returned to my homeland, I can now determine the shape of this world. Alas, without making this journey, one could never grasp the reality of the world, nor experience its magnificence."

Goddess Leona: "(ˉ▽ ̄~) Tch~~, your world is way too backward, isn't it? You haven't even left the planet?"

Moon-Worshipping Cult Leader: "Moon-Worshipping offers his greetings to Goddess Leona, and wishes the Goddess an eternal lifespan."

Goddess Leona: "Hahaha, good, everyone is good. Moon-Worshipping, right? Mm, you're quite good. You have potential and ambition. Hmph hmph, if General Pan hadn't been keeping such a close watch on me lately, I would've sent every one of you a huge red packet."

Everyone's eyes lit up slightly.

A red packet from Goddess Leona!

Who was she? A supreme big shot comparable to the Jade Emperor!

Could a red packet sent by someone like that possibly contain anything ordinary?

Their hearts burned with excitement, and they could hardly wait to snag a share of the gift.

Invincible Urchin Gu Santong: "Ever since I met Goddess Leona, I knew that I had found my faith and the direction in which to move forward in life. Oh esteemed Goddess, please permit your humble yet devout believer to behold your peerlessly noble and peerlessly beautiful countenance."

Everyone rolled their eyes in unison, silently cursing Gu Santong for being shameless.

Yet at the thought of being able to see Leona's face, every one of them was curious, their hearts itching like they were being scratched by kitten claws.

This was the ruler of the Heavenly Court, a god-king comparable to the Jade Emperor!

Ordinary mortals would never have the chance to behold her.

Among them, the most nervous was the still-muted Barbarian King Tryndamere. Even the palm gripping his long blade was covered in a thin layer of sweat.

He still remembered Leona's threat.

Leona was rather tempted, though she was also a little hesitant.

Would posting a selfie affect the dignity of Goddess Leona?

Leona looked somewhat conflictedly at her petite body, always feeling that it did not seem to convey the majesty of a Sun Goddess.

What was that saying again? She lacked the bearing of an emperor.

Leona struggled for a moment, but in the end, she still failed to resist the restlessness in her heart.

Mm, let me think. How did Earthlings take selfies again?

Was it "eggplant"?

Goddess Leona: "Let's be clear first—you're not allowed to laugh."

Everyone was somewhat puzzled, but even more curious.

Not allowed to laugh?

Just as everyone was wondering, Leona finally made up her mind and sent out the first selfie of her life.

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