The Suicidal Barbarian King (Second update, seeking votes)

Chapter 35: The Barbarian King Courting Death (Second Update, Please Vote)

Chat Group.

Goddess Leona: "Selfie.jpg"

Li Hao opened it.

He saw a little girl in a golden dragon robe sitting within a luxurious palace that was solemn, sacred, majestic, and imposing. She held up a V-sign with her right hand, while a slightly nervous smile hung on her cute little face, making her look rather unnatural.

Tch.

Li Hao sneered inwardly, the corners of his mouth twitching slightly.

She was actually just a little brat like Little Yan Lingji.

At the same time, Leona's age gave him a rough idea of the current point in Super Seminary's timeline.

Without question, the Super Seminary world was still quite a long way from the start of the plot. At the very least, compared to Leona's maturity when Super Seminary began, she was nowhere near there yet.

Chat Group.

Everyone wore strange expressions, but Barbarian King Tryndamere's reaction was especially intense.

On the icy plains, a bare-chested burly man carrying a broadsword as tall as himself began dancing passionately in the snow.

Barbarian King Tryndamere: "Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter! So the so-called Goddess Leona is just a little brat whose feathers haven't even grown in yet. Your Grandpa Barbarian King has been scared to death by you these past few days."

The Chat Group fell silent.

As everyone looked at Barbarian King Tryndamere's message, smiles involuntarily appeared on their faces.

Brave warrior, may you rest in peace!

The Barbarian King quickly snapped out of his excitement as well. Looking at the message he had left in the Chat Group, he fell into a daze.

No, wait, when did I get unmuted?

Wasn't it a few days ago? A few days ago!

The Barbarian King suddenly remembered that he seemed to have been muted for three days.

And that incident had happened exactly three days ago!

In an instant, Barbarian King Tryndamere's dance stiffened, and his body began twitching as though he were having a seizure.

I'm dead!

Goddess Leona voice message: "Aaaah! You damned barbarian, I'm going to kill you! Kill you! Just you wait! I, Leona, swear that I'll kill you! Not only will I kill you, I'll wipe out your filthy tribe too—leave not a single one alive!!!"

Tryndamere was tense, but he barely managed to retain a shred of calm.

It's fine, it's fine. She can't come here. She can't come here.

Goddess Leona: "Huh? The Chat Group says I'm the first person to use voice chat, so I got a thousand points as a reward. Screenshot of message, screenshot of point balance."

Tryndamere's pupils shrank to pinpoints. His face instantly turned deathly pale, and cold sweat poured down his forehead.

Freljord's tundra was freezing year-round, yet at that moment, he felt as though he had been transported into a desert, unbearably hot.

It was not just his body that felt hot, but his soul as well.

It's over!

The despair nearly drove Tryndamere mad. He did not even notice the layer of crimson light that had appeared around him at some point.

Little Yan Lingji: "Sister Leona is amazing. I'm jealous."

Invincible Urchin Gu Santong: "Jealous plus one."

Li Xunhuan: "Jealous plus one."

Ip Man: "Jealous plus one."

Goddess Leona: "Wahaha! Barbarian King, was it? Tryndamere, was it? I have a thousand points now. Hehe, just wait. I'm buying a Transmigration Talisman right now, and I guarantee I'll beat you to death."

The Barbarian King suddenly snapped out of his daze.

No, I have to stop her!

I, the Barbarian King, Tryndamere, am a real man!

Barbarian King Tryndamere: "Goddess, I was wrong. I really was wrong. Over these past few days, I have deeply reflected on myself and thoroughly realized my mistakes. I didn't say that just now—it truly wasn't what I meant. Believe it or not, I believe it."

Goddess Leona: "Tch."

Invincible Urchin Gu Santong: "That one word, 'tch,' is simply marvelous. Though it is only one word, the dominance it reveals, as well as its contempt for the barbarian, comes vividly to life before one's eyes.

This single word also profoundly conveys the Goddess's incomparably rich emotions. Wonderful, truly wonderful."

Everyone was speechless.

This guy was shameless!

Barbarian King Tryndamere: "Wonderful indeed.

With that single word from the Goddess, I felt the radiance of the sun and the warmth the icy plains have never known. Sob, sob... Why couldn't I have met the Goddess sooner? My heart now belongs to Her Ladyship Goddess."

Goddess Leona: "Ahem, although everything you said is quite correct and reasonable, and I know that I am a great and radiant goddess, you're praising me so directly that I'll still get embarrassed."

Also, Barbarian, although you had a bit of a sharp tongue, you were still pretty decent sometimes. This goddess wasn't the kind to press an advantage without mercy, so I would reluctantly forgive you this once."

Li Hao could no longer hold himself back when he saw this.

Disgusting!

So disgusting!

You people had gone too far!

Who was Goddess Leona anyway? Didn't you know I was the coolest one in this group?

Instead of praising the group leader, you were praising some little brat. Could he tolerate something like that?

No!

Invincible Urchin Gu Santong, Barbarian King Tryndamere, and Goddess Leona had been muted by the group leader for one minute.

Little Yan Lingji: "Watching from the shadows.jpg"

Li Xunhuan: "Watching from the shadows.jpg"

Little Dragon Maiden: "Watching from the shadows.jpg"

Ip Man: "Watching from the shadows.jpg"

Omniscient Li: "Alright, you've praised enough. Let's get back to discussing the mission.

@Little Dragon Maiden, judging from this hidden mission, the Outer Realm Heavenly Demon Mongke should be in the north campaigning against the Jin Kingdom. You can head north first and wait there while keeping watch. Angel Yan and I still have some matters to deal with, but we'll head north to find you later."

Little Dragon Maiden: "Alright."

Omniscient Li: "@Little Yan Lingji, do you know how to play with snakes?"

Little Yan Lingji: "Confused.JPG"

Omniscient Li: "The kind that are cold, hibernate, and are a little venomous."

Little Yan Lingji: "(/.＼), Big Brother Group Leader, you're so terrible. You're asking people such embarrassing things again."

Li Hao was utterly speechless.

Couldn't you think about something wholesome for once?

Little Dragon Maiden: "Group Leader, you've gone too far. Little Yan Lingji is still so young. How could you do that?"

Ip Man: "Ahem, Group Leader, Yan Lingji is indeed a little too young. Didn't you say you liked mature and sexy goddesses like Angel Yan?"

Li Xunhuan: "Everyone must have misunderstood the group leader. Perhaps the group leader merely tagged the wrong person."

Angel Yan could not help but laugh when she saw this.

Li Hao raised his head to gaze at the sky, overwhelmed with sorrow.

These bastards had all gone completely off the rails!

Omniscient Li: "Very well, Ip Man and Li Xunhuan. Once this group leader finishes this mission, I'll come have a little talk with you about life."

Invincible Urchin Gu Santong: "Hah, you actually dared to tease the group leader. You really don't want to live.

Group Leader, I firmly stand on your side. I believe you are absolutely not that sort of person. By the way, Group Leader, what do you think of Goddess Leona? Isn't she even cuter than Little Yan Lingji?"

Li Xunhuan: "Brother Santong speaks wonderfully."

Ip Man: "Brother Santong speaks wonderfully."

Goddess Leona: "Ahhh, Dog Group Owner, you muted me again! And you even dare covet my beauty!"

Goddess Leona had been muted by the group leader for one minute.

Li Hao rubbed his brow with a headache. When would these idiots ever stop making him worry?