354. I, Uncle Jiu, Would Rather Die Than Surrender

"Master, what are you doing?"

Wencai had just finished offering incense to the corpses of those who had died far from home in the Righteousness Village when he saw Uncle Nine pacing back and forth solemnly in front of the ancestral master's statue.

His brows were furrowed tightly, forming a deep frown, a solemn expression Wencai had never seen before.

When Uncle Nine saw Wencai, his tightly furrowed brows relaxed slightly.

He was extremely agitated, but in order to save face for his master, he could not directly tell Wencai that he might have been under a demon's spell.

Uncle Nine forced a smile and said, "No, I was just thinking about how to do this job better since I've taken Master Ren's money."

Wencai had a vague feeling that something was wrong, but his master's authority prevented him from asking any further questions.

Wencai said, "Oh, Master, please take your time thinking about it. I'll go back to sleep now."

After Wencai left, Uncle Nine sighed with a complicated expression.

No, why is it still not working? Could it be that even the patriarch couldn't subdue this demon?

Uncle Nine felt a sense of despair and desolation.

While he cannot be said to have performed immeasurable merits, he diligently kept in mind the teachings of his ancestors, guided people towards goodness, and relieved people's worries, which can be considered as some meritorious deeds.

Uncle Nine sighed deeply as he thought about how he was now being tormented by demons.

So be it. Since even the patriarch can't help me, I have no choice but to sacrifice myself to seal the demon.

Uncle Nine's worried expression quickly vanished, replaced by an unwavering resolve.

He kowtowed three times to the portrait of the patriarch to express his gratitude for the patriarch's bestowal of teachings. Afterwards, he left a letter for Wencai, briefly introducing himself and the Maoshan lineage.

After finishing these mundane tasks, Uncle Nine began preparing to confront his inner demons.

He first drew a Bagua diagram on the ground, then lit nine carefully crafted incense sticks around his body, which could calm the mind and ward off inner demons.

Wisps of smoke rose slowly from the incense and candles, lingering around Uncle Nine for a long time, soon making him seem as if he had fallen into a cloud of mist.

When everything was ready, Uncle Nine sat cross-legged in the center of the Bagua with a solemn expression.

You fiend, today I, this humble Daoist priest, will take you down with me!

Chat Group.

Wanwan: "Haha, Shi Zhixuan is nothing, I can take him by heart."

Angel Yan: "Did you manage to fool them?"

Wanwan: "(ˉ▽￣~) Tch~~, I, Wanwan, am a literary genius, one of the most outstanding in the world. How can a literary genius be fooled?"

Invincible Urchin Gu Santong: "That's called deception."

Wanwan: "O(￣ヘ￣o#) Hmph, no matter what you say, it can't change the fact that I, Wanwan, am about to unify the Holy Gate and achieve great things."

Hehe, Gu Santong, don't forget to help pass on this good news to your master.

The Invincible Urchin Gu Santong: "→_→, but why should I help you tell Master?"

Omniscient Li: "Unspoken rules?"

Goddess Leona: "→_→, Group admin, what's on your mind? Lactic acid bacteria?"

Wanwan: "Waaaaa (╥╯^╰╥), are you really going to bully a cutie like this? If the group admin really wants to sexually harass me, I have no choice but to submit."

┭┮┭┮Waaah, I'm just a pitiful and innocent weak woman. What can I do but bow down to the powerful? Bow down to the big boss. jpg

Angel Yan: "The consequences of bowing down to the big boss, wicked smile. jpg"

Tsk tsk, I never expected you to be this kind of person, group admin. It's really not surprising at all.

Chen Nan: "The group admin is amazing, speaking frankly about unspoken rules. No wonder he's the group admin."

Xu Xian: "I am truly ashamed to be associated with the group leader."

Little Dragon Maiden: "Group owner, you... sigh, I never expected you to be this kind of person. You're truly disappointing."

Xiao Nannan: "Auntie Little Dragon Maiden, what does 'unspoken rules' mean?"

Goddess Leona: "The unspoken rules are using your power to force others to do things they don't want to do. For example, hehe, slap slap."

Xiao Nannan: "Oh, I see. From now on, Xiao Nannan will also become a powerful figure who can sexually exploit others."

Li Hao rolled his eyes, indicating that he really couldn't watch anymore.

You've gone too far.

You can't let this go so easily if you bully me, the group admin! Do you think I'm someone who's easy to talk to?

The worst one is Leona, what exactly are you teaching this Nannan?!

Unspoken rules!?

It's really... emmmm

Goddess Leona was muted by the group admin for one minute.

Omniscient Li: "An arrogant group admin brazenly tramples over the heads of group members. jpg"

Omniscient Li: "You scumbags, you've forgotten the fear of being controlled by the group owner, especially you, little Leona. What are you teaching this Xiao Nannan, you bastard? Don't let me catch you."

Chen Nan: "This is very vivid and descriptive, quite evocative, it feels like a scene from a movie."

Nine Heavens Holy Maiden Daji: "Hmph, the group owner is so annoying! He never comes to me with these kinds of 'unspoken rules' stuff. Just hearing about it makes me so excited, it makes my heart pound."

Li Hao's lips twitched slightly.

Daji, has anyone told you that you're becoming more and more of a gentleman?

Little Fairy Yan Lingji: "→_→, fill it with tally marks, Big Brother Group Leader, do you dare?"

Li Hao quickly waved his hand.

No, I wouldn't dare.

Starting with river crabs, the highest package includes meals and accommodation.

Wanwan: "(╥╯^╰╥), I feel like the topic has been veered a bit too far. Doesn't anyone care how they tricked, pui, how they made Shi Zhixuan submit?"

Gao Yao: "Not interested. I'm more curious about the group owner's alleged unspoken rules."

Invincible Urchin Gu Santong: "I'm not interested either, I'm more curious about the group owner's unspoken rules."

Dear group admin, how many group members have you sexually harassed so far? Did you feel guilty the first time you sexually harassed someone? Did you still feel guilty the second time? When did you start treating sexual harassment as a normal thing, and even dare to talk about it openly in the Chat Group?

What changes occurred in the group owner's mind during this process? Did he transform from an innocent youth into a gentleman, or perhaps from a "gentleman's path"?

Li Hao's face twitched.

Gu Santong, it's been a while since I've dealt with you, are you getting cocky?

The Invincible Urchin Gu Santong was silenced for one minute by the Omniscient Li.

Li Xunhuan: "No zuo no die, Brother Gu, farewell."

Angel Yan: "Tsk tsk, the group owner has been hit where it hurts."

Omniscient Li: "@Angel Yan, if you cause any more trouble, I'll execute you."

Angel Yan: ""

Angel Yan: "Just a stinky man who doesn't dare to do it."

Li Hao was speechless.

Yan, what exactly are you trying to write?

The group admin simply wants to execute you with cannon fire, to drag you in front of a cannon and blast you to death. You... well, never mind, there's really nothing in common with this old lady.

Little Fairy Yan Lingji: "I have a feeling that Sister Yan is thinking about something indescribable."

Wanwan: "Powerless. jpg, so pitiful, even my attempt to show off didn't get any support."

So tired. jpg, I'm leaving, I'm leaving, there will never be love again.

September 7th, sunny.

Today, nobody in the group is paying attention to this nobody. Nobody's trying to show off, nobody's responding to chat. I can only try to get noticed by supporting the big shots.

I'm so sad. When will they finally become big shots?

That's all for now. I've written this down in my little notebook. I'll make sure they all know how amazing I, Wanwan. I'm going to draw a hundred different notebooks for them all and print ten million copies. jpg

Wanwan has logged off.

Omniscient Li: "

Omniscient Li: "If you've done showing off, don't run away now."

Angel Yan: "Execute them with cannon fire."

Goddess Leona: "Execute them with cannon fire."

Chen Nan: "Execute them with cannon fire."

Little Fairy Yan Lingji: "Execute them with cannon fire!"

Xu Xian: "Execute them with cannon fire."

The Nine Heavens Holy Maiden Daji: "Execute by cannon fire! Execute by cannon fire! This person has gone too far; he must be executed by cannon fire!"

Li Hao hugged the Daji- themed body pillow and fell into a long silence.

Sigh, this group admin is such an innocent person, how did I end up meeting you seasoned drivers? If this group admin ever turns bad in the future, it will definitely be your fault.

Yes, it's all your fault.

Li Hao comforted himself, feeling a warm baptism in his Mind Stone, which certainly didn't come from Xiao Daji's warm embrace.

Omniscient Li: "@Master of the Moon-Worshipping Cult Leader, how is Linger's preparation going? I happen to have some time recently, so I can give her a good lesson."

Zixuan: "You still remember Linger, humph."

The Moon-Worshipping Cult Leader, "Linger is ready and can depart at any time."

Omniscient Li: "Alright, bring Linger over when you have time."

Li Hao was speechless, and buried his head in Xiao Daji's arms in anguish.

Yan, are you sure you want to confer a title of king, and not a title of emperor?

Why does it feel like your morals have been declining sharply lately?

No, it should be described as a precipitous hemorrhage.

Goddess Leona: "Tsk tsk, I feel like Yan is getting more and more out of control. He used to drive cars, but now he's speeding through spaceships."

Invincible Urchin Gu Santong: "Oh right, didn't you guys forget something? Where's the newcomer?"

Invincible Urchin Gu Santong: "@Lin Jiu, newbie, come out! We promise we won't bully you."

Uncle Nine observed for a moment, originally intending to find a flaw in everyone's demeanor.

But after listening for a while, he felt increasingly confused.

However, although he couldn't understand it, it didn't affect Uncle Nine's determination to exorcise the demon. Seeing that someone had discovered him, he became too lazy to hide any longer.

Lin Jiu: "You wicked creatures, don't even think about disturbing my mind. Today, even if I, Lin Jiu, sacrifice myself for my cause, I will perish together with you demons!"

quiet.

The Chat Group was completely silent.

The crowd looked somewhat strange, especially Tony Stark and the Barbarian King, whose faces were filled with reminiscence.

These words, these emotions, are truly something to miss.

Li Hao was stunned for a moment, but quickly realized what was happening.

He was somewhat amused and exasperated, and also speechless.

Uncle Nine thinks we're all demons!?

Even so, Li Hao wasn't going to get angry over such a small matter. He still had a rather favorable impression of Uncle Nine.

Before Li Hao could explain, the Chat Group became lively.

The Invincible Urchin Gu Santong: "Haha, I've drunk wine with the Bull Demon King and debated with the Black and White Impermanence. You think you can take me down with you? Come, come, today I'll show you my power!"

Invincible Urchin Gu Santong, sent Lin Jiu a duel challenge.

(Regarding the name Uncle Nine, Uncle Nine's name Lin Fengjiao appeared only once in the movie "The Magic Cop".)

Because the character of Uncle Nine in this book is involved in more than just the plots of Mr. Vampire and Magic Cop, the name Lin Fengjiao from Magic Cop wasn't used. Personally, I feel that the name Uncle Nine is more endearing.