Uncle Nine: That's right, please call me Uncle Nine

Uncle Nine sat cross-legged in front of the ancestral master's statue, staring blankly ahead.

After learning the general situation of the Heavens Chat Group, Uncle Nine fell into a long silence and confusion.

Is the Heavens Chat Group" real or fake?

Uncle Nine pondered for a moment, contemplating a set of palm techniques he had seen in the chat Group Library.

The Great Cosmic Cycle Palm is a high-grade Yellow-level martial art.

This palm technique aligns with the principles of the universe, emphasizing harmony with nature and the unity of essence, energy, and spirit. If one can reach the wondrous state of harmony between heaven, earth, and humanity, one can glimpse the true meaning of the Great Luo Supreme Purity Palm.

A Yellow-grade superior-level cultivation technique, it is already comparable to the world's the World's Best, the "Diamond Indestructible Divine Skill".

This palm technique was quite profound for Uncle Nine, who was encountering it for the first time.

However, since Maoshan belongs to Taoism, and Uncle Nine's cultivation method is also a method of cultivating immortality and refining qi, there are many similarities in their techniques. Therefore, after a short period of study, Uncle Nine has already begun to glimpse some of the basics of the <Great Cosmic Cycle Palm>.

Uncle Nine stood up, his breath moving at will, his hands and feet moving in unison.

His movements were as if the stars were in motion, mysterious and extremely deceptive. As his hands danced, a wisp of energy appeared out of thin air, causing his robes to billow and bulge as if they had a built-in hairdryer.

Uncle Nine suddenly stepped forward, pushing his palms forward.

"Bang!"

An invisible force slammed heavily against the door, smashing the old doors and windows to pieces.

Uncle Nine's pupils constricted, and his breathing became rapid.

Real!

The Great Cosmic Cycle Palm Technique is real!

Qi moves at will, feet traverse the heavens. Harmony between heaven and man, yet harming others with qi.

If the martial arts manuals in the chat Group Library are real, does that mean the Chat Group itself is real, and all the things I saw before were also real?

Uncle Nine's eyes were glazed over, his heart pounding.

Could it be that the Patriarch sensed my sincere desire for the Dao, and thus bestowed upon me an immense opportunity to help me attain enlightenment?

Or is it that I, Lin Jiu, have done so many good deeds that I have finally moved the Heavenly Dao!?

"What's wrong? What's wrong?"

Wencai heard the commotion and rushed over.

He arrived at the door and saw Uncle Nine making a pushing motion with his hands, as well as the broken door and window two meters in front of Uncle Nine. He was somewhat taken aback.

What's going on?

Wencai kicked the scattered pieces of doors and windows aside and asked in confusion, "Master, what's wrong?"

Uncle Nine slowly withdrew from his stance, placing his hands behind his back.

However, out of Wencai's sight, Uncle Nine's hands were trembling violently, revealing his excitement.

Uncle Nine said calmly, "It's nothing. My cultivation has improved recently, and I accidentally broke a door or window."

Wencai Cai was stunned for a moment, then excitedly congratulated, "Congratulations, Master! Congratulations on your further advancement!"

Uncle Nine nodded in satisfaction and said, "Go to sleep first. We'll fix the doors and windows tomorrow."

Upon hearing that Uncle Nine's cultivation had improved again, Wencai felt more energetic and less prone to complaining while working.

He smiled and said, "Alright, Master, you should rest early too."

Uncle Nine nodded slightly and walked towards his bedroom.

Chat Group.

Uncle Nine returned to his bedroom, unable to contain his excitement any longer.

He leaped onto the bed and burst into silent, excited laughter.

God bless Lin Jiu!

God bless Lin Jiu!

For cultivators, nothing is more celebratory than being able to glimpse the path to immortality and the pursuit of longevity. If it weren't for the significant connection to the Chat Group, and because Lin Jiu's cultivation hadn't yet broken through, such a joyous occasion wouldn't have required announcing it to his fellow cultivators and celebrating it openly.

After a brief moment of excitement, Uncle Nine managed to suppress his surging emotions.

He entered the Chat Group and saw that everyone was discussing the Dharma-ending Age.

The End of Dharma Era?

Uncle Nine frowned slightly. The idea of the Dharma-ending Age had been circulating in the cultivation world for many years.

However, such natural disasters are beyond the power of ordinary people to resist, so Uncle Nine had not paid much attention to them before.

Hearing Li Hao and the others discussing this piqued Uncle Nine's curiosity.

In this degenerate age, are there still so many rules and regulations?

However, Uncle Nine soon thought of something more important.

I just lost so much face, what am I going to do about saving face?

It's definitely wrong to admit that you acted foolishly, that you mistook the Chat Group for some kind of invading demon, and that you wanted to exorcise it.

My Uncle Nine is wise Lifetime; he would never make such a ridiculous mistake.

Since I can't admit that I made a foolish mistake, I have to think of other ways.

But what method should we come up with?

How can I cover up my previous foolish behavior?

If doing something stupid won't work, then I can only make excuses.

Uncle Nine pondered for a moment, then had an idea.

Lying is somewhat dishonest, but for the sake of face and dignity, it's sometimes unavoidable. After all, I'm doing this for the sake of harmony in the Chat Group and to avoid holding a grudge against those who bullied me.

Pshaw, it's impossible not to care.

Goddess Leona, Little Fairy Yan Lingji, Invincible Urchin Gu Santong, Nine Heavens Holy Maiden Daji, my Uncle Nine will remember you all. This grudge must be avenged! You just wait, one day I'll make you pay, I'll show you the price for bullying my Uncle Nine.

If I cannot avenge this, I will write my Uncle Nine's name backwards!

Uncle Nine silently wrote down the names of those who had bullied him in his little notebook, waiting for a chance to get revenge later.

Uncle Nine: "Alas, Immeasurable Heaven! My old injury has just flared up and I am not fully conscious. Please forgive me if I have offended you all."

The Invincible Urchin Gu Santong: "???"

Goddess Leona: "Huh, the newcomer has been resurrected."

Angel Yan: "Old injury flared up again, what happened?"

Uncle Nine: "Alas, I have always loved meddling in other people's business. It is also because my skills are not good enough that I have failed my sect's founder."

Not long ago, I helped someone slay a demon, but I underestimated the demon's power and accidentally fell under its spell to bewitch my mind. Now I suffer from mental instability from time to time.

Normally, when my injuries flare up, I have my disciples lock me up, so it hasn't caused any major trouble. I never expected that I would join the Chat Group by chance and unintentionally offend everyone."

Qiao Feng: "Is this really true? My friend, you need not feel guilty. This matter is not your fault."

Uncle Nine breathed a slight sigh of relief.

Sigh, this is the ninety-ninth time I've lied in my life, and I still feel a little ashamed.

Li Hao was speechless.

Uncle Nine, are you serious?

Although I know you're petty and a bit cunning, and you always believe in revenge and retribution.

But are you really that skilled at lying?

Goddess Leona: "That's true. A weakling like you is lucky you weren't wiped out by demons, yet you're dreaming of slaying them."

Uncle Nine's lips twitched slightly.

Don't go too far.

They bullied me just now, and now they're trying to insult me.

So what if I'm weak? Does it bother you!?

Do you think you're very strong? Yes, I admit you're strong, but is that great?

No matter how strong you are, it doesn't change the fact that you're still a little kid.

Goddess Leona: "Newcomer, want to follow me? I, the Sun Goddess Leona, will bestow upon you unparalleled glory."

By the way, it seems like we need to finish researching Tony Stark's Mutants genes.

What kind of superpowers do you like? Weather manipulation, Immortal Body, creating clones, controlling everything? Tell me, as long as you stick with me, none of these will be a problem."

Uncle Nine's pupils constricted slightly.

Manipulating the weather!?

Immortal Body!?

A clone technique!?

Wait, let me catch my breath. What did this venerable Sun Goddess just say? She told me to follow her, and none of this would be a problem!?

It can grant immortality!

They can control the weather!

My goodness, the Sun Goddess, she really does seem to be the Sun Goddess.

Uncle Nine recalled Leona's information and realized that he was not facing an imposter, but the real Sun Goddess, a great being who could manipulate the power of the sun.

Oh, Sun Goddess, why did it take you so long to appear? Ah Jiu has been waiting for you for so long.

Uncle Nine secretly crossed Leona off his little notebook.

That's right, from now on I'll be Uncle Nine.

Faced with the doubts about immortality and the temptation of instant success, Uncle Nine decisively abandoned his few remaining principles.

Ha, if integrity were useful, what would be the point of seeking immortality?!

Uncle Nine: "It is only right for us cultivators to worship the gods and pray for the well-being of all living beings."

Tomorrow at dawn, I will build a golden statue of the revered Sun Goddess and enshrine it, hoping that Her Majesty the Goddess will bless the people with peace and well-being."

Upon hearing this, Leona's smile almost stretched to her ears.

Haha, this newcomer is really interesting.

Yes, I, Leona, am now a god who roams the heavens!

Goddess Leona: "Very good, I admire you, newcomer."

Uncle Nine: "You're too kind, Your Excellency, Sun Goddess."

Invincible Urchin Gu Santong: "Damn it, what kind of people are these days? Aren't you guys taking this flattery a little too far? Are you trying to steal my Gu Santong?"

Goddess Leona: "Hmph, watch your mouth. If you scare my little brother, I'll beat you up."

The Invincible Urchin Gu Santong: "

Uncle Nine's face was full of gratified smiles.

The young Sun Goddess is wonderful.

With this great deity's protection, my Uncle Jiu's path to immortality is practically guaranteed.

Ah, life, how can it be so wonderful?

If the environment weren't unsuitable, Uncle Nine would have loved to sing a song.

Since ancient times, who has had the luck of my Uncle Nine, to directly communicate with a legendary deity, and not just any deity, but the venerable Sun God?

Wait a minute, won't doing this offend the Heavenly Court?

Uncle Nine hesitated for a moment, looking slightly conflicted.

But Uncle Nine quickly came to a realization.

Little Leona isn't a deity from his own world at all. He only cultivated a golden body to amuse her, bah, just to express his respect for the deity. What does it have to do with the Heavenly Court?

Omniscient Li: "Alright, you guys play, this group leader is going to sleep."

Little Daji: "Master is going to sleep, I want a hug."

Little Fairy Yan Lingji: "???"

Angel Yan: "Yan Lingji, love is a light, so green it makes you panic."

Little Fairy Yan Lingji: "Spitting Blood. jgp"

The Little Fairy Yan Lingji said, "Sister Yan, have you been acting flustered lately? Humph, don't think that will make me jealous. I, Yan Lingji, don't care at all."

Yan Lingji kicked a towering mountain to pieces, her beautiful face filled with a gentle, lovely, and slightly bewitching smile.

Yes, they don't care.

Yan Lingji gazed into the distance.

Judging by the distance, we've already entered the territory of Baiyue. We should be reaching the tribe soon. I wonder how my master is doing.

Thinking of her master whom she hadn't seen for a long time, Yan Lingji leaped and flew towards the Zhurong Tribe.