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Chapter 373

366. I, Uncle Nine, Dislike Showing Off

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Invincible Urchin Gu Santong: "That's a good question. Did you see the group owner's name? Do you still have any questions?"

Uncle Nine was taken aback for a moment.

Then his lips twitched slightly, and he couldn't help but want to slap himself.

Damn it, why ask such a question? Regardless of how the group admin found out, does it matter?

The most important issue now isn't how the group admin found out, but that my Uncle Nine Uncle Nine about to lose face. Can we tolerate him being embarrassed in front of Master Ren and his daughter?

The answer is yes, of course we can't tolerate it.

Not only can't I tolerate this, my Uncle Nine also wants to regain a lot of face.

Thinking of this, Uncle Nine couldn't help but smile.

He didn't have many hobbies, but he cared a lot about his reputation. After realizing he might lose face, Uncle Nine naturally wanted to change this miserable fate.

Uncle Nine's brows twitched slightly as he thought about the future scene Li Hao had envisioned.

That's so damn embarrassing!

Gao Yao: "The group leader's cultivation is earth-shattering; this is nothing but a trivial matter."

Ming Yanwei: "Waaah, the group owner is invincible!"

Goddess Leona: "Pah! Can you guys be any more disgusting?"

Chen Nan: "The group owner's strength is indeed extraordinary. I hope I won't need to ask the group owner for help."

Li Xunhuan: "Brother Chen, what do you mean by this?"

Chen Nan: "My cultivation has now recovered, and I plan to leave here in the next two days to explore the world. I need to find my father and Yu Xin."

Zhao Meili: "Sister Yu Xin is so pitiful, Chen Nan, you must take good care of Yu Xin."

Zixuan: "What is love in this world? Sigh, I wish you both a bright future."

Chen Nan: "Thank you everyone."

Omniscient Li: "It's good that you're going to venture out into the world. The future belongs to you, and maybe we'll have a chance to fight side by side in the future."

Chen Nan: "Laughing and crying. jpg, group owner, are you cursing me to get into trouble?"

Omniscient Li: "Haha, given your personality, I reckon the chances of you not getting into trouble are really slim."

Angel Yan: "True."

Xu Xian: "I really envy you guys, at least... Never mind, I hope my Destiny doesn't come so soon. Lately, I don't know why, I keep feeling a chill down my spine."

Li Hao's lips curled slightly.

Scalp tingling?

Tsk tsk, did he forget to wash his hair!?

The Invincible Urchin Gu Santong: "→_→, human and beast."

Goddess Leona: "→_→, Grass Python Hero."

Angel Yan: "→_→, a real man."

Xu Xian: "I'm kneeling before you big shots."

(o__)m, please have mercy! I really don't want to be a bandit hero, I just want to be an ordinary doctor. Is that wrong?

Little Fairy Yan Lingji: "→_→, Men, they always say one thing and mean another."

Qiao Feng: "Well, if Brother Xu Xian doesn't want to, why don't you just tell Bai Suzhen directly?"

Xu Xian: "This?"

Xu Xian looked conflicted.

He'd like to be outspoken, wouldn't you say?

However, considering the other party's identity, Xu Xian trembled slightly.

He's usually terrified of snakes and the like, so he wouldn't have the courage to face a giant python like Bai Suzhen. He'd be speechless, let alone be able to make things clear.

Although he had read the Legend of the White Snake, Xu Xian couldn't help but wonder if Bai Suzhen would devour him or forcibly abduct an innocent young man if he disagreed.

Zixuan: "I feel like Xu Xian is just making trouble for himself."

Knowing Bai Suzhen's personality, even if you directly confront her, she won't do anything to you. She's here to repay a debt of gratitude, not for revenge."

Angel Yan: "At most, I'll kidnap you."

Everyone was ashamed.

Sister Yan, what are you doing? Are you trying to cause trouble?!

Omniscient Li: "Alright, stop scaring Xu Xian. Xu Xian 'll figure out what to do. Compared to this little matter, we have more important things to deal with now."

The Invincible Urchin Gu Santong: "More important things???"

The Nine Heavens Holy Maiden Daji: "Hmm, could something big be about to happen soon?"

Little Fairy Yan Lingji: "Waaah, no matter what happens, as long as the Big Brother Group Leader is here, everything will be alright!"

Wanwan: "Group owner, has something changed again recently?"

Omniscient Li: "No, it's just that it's been a while since our last meeting, and we need to take some time to let everyone summarize the situation in their respective worlds and discuss the future development direction of our Chat Group."

As the Chat Group grows, we'll face more and more problems. Let's take advantage of the time now, while the Chat Group is still relatively small, to compile a list of everyone's issues so we can address them collectively later.

Angel Yan: "It's been a while since the last meeting, and we've added quite a few new members to the Chat Group recently, so it's definitely necessary to summarize everyone's situation. When does the group admin think would be a good time for everyone to prepare?"

Invincible Urchin Gu Santong: "This is a good idea. It would be helpful to take stock of everyone's situation. I support the group leader unconditionally."

Chen Nan: "Although I haven't encountered any trouble, sorting out the situation in the Chat Group should be quite helpful."

Little Fairy Yan Lingji: "Okay, okay, I've been so busy lately, everything feels so chaotic. I wanted to go treasure hunting with Yan Fei, but now I'm stuck here, it's so annoying."

Tushan Yaya: "Hmm, what problem has Little Yan Lingji encountered? Tell your older sister about it?"

The Little Fairy Yan Lingji: "Hmph, what else could it be? It's just those damned bastards, King Yue. Never mind, I, Yan Lingji, can handle these little problems."

╭(╯^╰)╮Hmph, I'll show you all that I, Yan Lingji, am more than just a cute little thing.

The Omniscient Li: "If you encounter any problems, come to me."

Little Fairy Yan Lingji: "Mua! (*╯3╰) Darling, Big Brother Group Leader is the best, I have something to do, I'm logging off now."

Ming Yanwei: "I just found the Tomb of the Dragon Emperor and am considering whether to release it."

Hey, speaking of which, I'm also the First Emperor! Gao Yao, what was the First Emperor like on your side?

Gao Yao: "Miss Ming is joking. I've never even seen what the First Emperor looks like."

Ming Yanwei: "Hehe, I suddenly thought of something interesting. Don't you think it would be interesting if the two First Emperor met?"

The Nine Heavens Holy Maiden Daji: "I'm feeling down, I don't want to talk."

Little Daji: "I feel fine. The most important thing is that my master treats Daji so well."

Invincible Urchin Gu Santong: "@Little Daji, if I hadn't seen you pop up today, I would have almost forgotten about you. I always felt like you didn't really exist."

Little Daji: "Hehe, because I have to take care of my master. Daji is very diligent and won't slack off by chatting!"

Lin Jiu: "Group owner, when is the meeting? I need to see Master Ren now, and if we hold the meeting now, I might not have time."

Invincible Urchin Gu Santong: "To see Master Ren?"

Li Xunhuan: "The one that got bitten to death by a zombie?"

Angel Yan: "→_→, Would you like some coffee to see Master Ren?"

Goddess Leona: "Tsk tsk, drinking coffee? I've never seen anyone drink coffee before. How about Uncle Nine does a live stream so I can see? By the way, how's that thing about setting up a golden statue for me coming along?"

Uncle Nine's eyes narrowed to slits.

Can we please not talk about coffee? My Uncle Nine would never, ever be so embarrassing!

Wait, let me have some coffee, let me stand in the golden statue, let me think about it.

Got it!

Haha, I was just worried about not having enough money to erect a golden statue, now is the perfect time.

Lin Jiu: "Goddess, rest assured, my Uncle Nine has never broken his promise. I will erect a golden statue for you today, and not only a golden statue, but a magnificent and grand one."

Goddess Leona: "Are you serious???"

Lin Jiu: "Goddess, what are you saying? Of course, my Uncle Nine is serious."

Invincible Urchin Gu Santong: "Tsk tsk, I have a feeling that Uncle Nine is up to no good. It seems that Master Ren is going to be in trouble."

Omniscient Li: "Let's postpone the meeting. I have some things to take care of recently. I trust Uncle Nine; he's a man of principle. At worst, Master Ren will lose money if he encounters Uncle Nine, which is better than waiting to die."

Lin Jiu: "Haha, the group owner is too kind."

Lin Jiu: "I'm done chatting. I'm going to have coffee with Master Ren first. I'll let the group admin know in advance when he has a meeting. I'm logging off."

After Uncle Nine finished speaking, he left the Chat Group.

Uncle Nine led Wencai along the bustling street, surrounded by ordinary people with smiles on their faces.

Although the world is in chaos, things are still relatively peaceful in this remote town.

Wencai scratched his head and said, "Master, are we really going to drink some Western tea? Well, maybe I shouldn't go, otherwise I'll embarrass you."

Uncle Nine glanced sideways at Wencai.

Embarrassing!?

I'm sorry, the word "shameful" doesn't exist in my dictionary.

My Uncle Nine is going to show off today. If you don't go, who will support Master?

Uncle Nine said calmly, "Master has also done some research on Western tea. Alright, don't be afraid, Master is here for you."

Wencai blinked blankly.

Master also knows about Western tea!?

Although he felt doubtful, seeing Uncle Nine's confident demeanor gave him some more confidence. Surely his master wouldn't be exaggerating?

The two soon arrived at the Western restaurant, where Master Ren had been waiting for a long time.

"Uncle Nine, please sit down."

Master Ren was a plump man with a kind smile always on his round face. He was quite polite to Uncle Nine, saying with a smile, "I invited Uncle Nine here today mainly to discuss my father's matter. But we're not in a hurry; we can talk while we eat."

Uncle Nine remained calm, thinking to himself.

Don't rush, or your family will be ruined.

However, if you're not in a hurry, then I certainly'm not either.

Today, my Uncle Nine will show you what true strength and profound knowledge of both Chinese and Western cultures are.

Uncle Nine calmly said, "Alright, we're getting a little hungry too."

Uncle Nine said, "Waiter, we'd like to order."

The waiter quickly approached and asked with a smile, "What would you like to order, sir?"

Uncle Nine calmly took the menu, his eyes narrowing into slits.

I really can't understand it at all.

But that doesn't stop me from showing off—I mean, it doesn't affect my image as Uncle Nine scholar versed in both Chinese and Western learning, does it?

A novel dedicated to a close friend, <Chatting about Feelings in the Heavens>

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