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Chapter 512

Newcomer Kagome

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Li Hao was somewhat taken aback, not expecting a newcomer to arrive at this time.

But he quickly came to terms with it.

There's no fixed time for new members to join Chat Group; it's perfectly normal for new members to join at any time. Speaking of which, it's been a long time since Nezha joined the group, and there haven't been any new members.

Um, it must have been a long time, right?

Looking back on his recent life, Li Hao found himself somewhat confused about the specific concept of time.

"The new Poor Baby, I'm joining the Chat Group."

The Poor Baby?

Li Hao rubbed his temples, speechless at the sudden arrival of this newcomer.

child?

Or is it that those who pretend to be young are old and don't bother with makeup?

With questions in mind, Li Hao opened the newcomer's profile.

Name: Kagome

Age: Fourteen

Cultivation level: An ordinary person who possesses immense power.

Comment: A naive and kind child, group admin, please have some self-respect.

Li Hao's lips twitched slightly.

Damn it, come out of the Chat Group! Come out! I promise I won't hit you.

What does it mean to be an innocent and kind child? Group admin, please have some self-respect.

Who do you take me for? This is a blatant slander against me, a complete and blatant defamation! Don't you understand? My fragile Mind Stone has been severely wounded and needs some warm comfort... cough cough... I need some cute and beautiful girls to soothe it.

Li Hao mentally cursed incessantly while recalling the plot involving Kagome.

Kagome, from the world of Inuyasha, lives in the modern era. She is the reincarnation of Kikyo, a witch from the Sengoku period 500 years ago, and was born with powerful spiritual energy.

By sheer chance, on her fifteenth birthday, Kagome was accidentally dragged into the Bone-Eater's Well by the Centipede Demon, thus traveling through time to the Warring States period five hundred years ago, where she met Inuyasha, the protagonist of the Inuyasha world, a dog Inuyasha, a special being who is half human and half demon.

Their encounter marks the beginning of the Inuyasha storyline and unveils a tragedy originating from five hundred years ago.

Li Hao thought about it and couldn't help but tap his head.

Ugh, this is such a hassle.

Chat Group.

Invincible Urchin Gu Santong: "Haha, it's been a long time since I've seen a newcomer. Tsk tsk, the newcomer's name has character, I like it."

Tushan Yaya: "Oh, Poor Baby, could he be a creepy fifty-year-old man?"

Chen Nan: "Why is he a strange, fifty-year-old uncle?"

Tushan Yaya: "Of course, it's because fifty years old best embodies the essence of a weird uncle. Should we say a twenty-year-old weird uncle? Hmm, there seems to be a ten-thousand-year-old weird uncle in the group. Do you know who it is?"

Chen Nan: ""

I just popped in to say hi, is it really that big of a deal?

Goddess Leona: "(ˉ▽ ̄~) Tch~~, the '10,000 years old' meme is so boring now. @Baby, Poor Baby, come out here and let your big sister pamper you."

Angel Yan: "You're scaring away all the new recruits."

Biyou: "Wow, finally a newcomer. Hmph, newcomer, listen up, quickly call her senior."

Lin Jiu: "Welcome, newcomer. Um, the Poor Baby."

After Uncle Nine finished speaking, he couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat.

This name... it inexplicably fills me with a sense of shame.

I'm an old man, do you really have to put me through this kind of ordeal?

Moon-Worshipping Cult Leader: "It's been a long time since I've seen a newcomer. Welcome, newcomer."

Tony Stark: "Welcome, newcomer."

Xiao Nannan: "Welcome, newcomer."

Tryndamere, the Barbarian King: "Welcome, newcomer."

Li Xunhuan: "Group owner, what world does this newcomer come from?"

Little Fairy Yan Lingji: "(#^.^#) Hehe, Big Brother Group Leader, another new member has joined the Chat Group. Our strength is constantly growing. Isn't that good news?"

Invincible Urchin Gu Santong: "Haha, you still need to ask? Of course, this is good news."

Xu Xian: "Welcome, newlyweds."

Nezha: "Newcomer, come out and greet the seniors!"

Omniscient Li: "@Little Fairy Yan Lingji, (づ ̄3 ̄)づ╭?~ Kiss. It's great news to have a new member joining the group. @Baby Poor Baby, welcome new member."

Omniscient Li: "@Li Xunhuan, the newcomer comes from a very wondrous world, a world beyond the imagination of most of you."

Upon hearing this, everyone immediately became interested.

A world beyond imagination?

Angel Yan: "???"

Tony Stark: "???"

The Moon-Worshipping Cult Leader: "???"

Wang Lei: "???"

Invincible Urchin Gu Santong: "Wow, I feel like killing the group owner! Keeping us in suspense at a time like this is outrageous!"

Goddess Leona: "Add one! Raise your hand if you agree to kill the group admin."

Tushan Yaya: "Add one."

Biyou: "Add one."

Li Hao's eye twitched.

Biyou, you've gotten too big for your britches.

Little Fairy Yan Lingji: "╭(╯^╰)╮Hmph, you're not allowed to bully the Big Brother Group Leader! Big Brother Group Leader, quickly tell me what wonderful things the newbie world has to offer. You can tell me secretly, but don't tell those bad guys."

Li Hao shook his head with amusement.

Little one, do you think acting cute will work?

Ha, how could this group admin be tempted by such a small thing?

Omniscient Li: "@Little Fairy Yan Lingji, mua! (*╯3╰), okay, I'll only tell Yan Lingji, let those bad guys worry to death."

Little Fairy Yan Lingji: "Mua! (*╯3╰), hehe, the Big Brother Group Leader so nice."

Everyone's eyes twitched.

Group owner, come here, we'll give you a buff, we promise we won't kill you.

You two are already showing off your love, but you even dare to call us bad people. What's worse is that you didn't tell us about such an interesting thing.

Angel Yan: "Hehe, group owner, see the Star Destroyer Cannon in my hand? I'll let you run a thousand meters first."

Tony Stark: "Group owner, see the time machine in my hand? Watch out, I might go back in time and take a picture of you wetting the bed."

Li Hao's expression changed slightly, and he gasped.

Holy crap, is it really that ruthless?

Goddess Leona: "→_→, Group owner, you'd better not say anything. I want to see photos of the group owner wetting the bed."

Tushan Yaya: "→_→, I want to see it too."

Biyou: "→_→."

Little Fairy Yan Lingji: "Ahem, I want to see it too."

Invincible Urchin Gu Santong: "→_→, one emoji is enough, no need to say anything more."

Angel Yan: "What's so interesting about bedwetting? I want to see the group owner, hehe."

Ming Yanwei: "Although I don't know what Sister Yan wants to see, I have a feeling that Sister Yan's going to make some suggestive remarks."

Xu Xian: "Speeding?"

Goddess Leona: "Pah! This old driver is clearly speeding up a spaceship! The flames from the spaceship are shooting right into your faces, didn't you feel it?"

Little Fairy Yan Lingji: "╭(╯^╰)╮ Hmph, if Sister Yan wants to see it, I want to see it too."

Lin Jiu: "Ah, youth is truly wonderful."

Chen Nan: ""

Li Hao rubbed his temples, feeling pain in his internal organs.

When will you guys ever let us rest easy?

And Angel Yan, aren't you going a bit too far?

But then again, what exactly do you want to see? Do you want...?

For some reason, the absurd things he and Ashe had done not long ago suddenly popped into Li Hao's mind—cough cough, things that adults like to do.

Omniscient Li: "I'm truly afraid of you all. However, regarding the situation of the newcomer's world, let's wait until the newcomer emerges before discussing it. Speaking of which, I'm also very curious about the newcomer's world; perhaps it will be helpful to my cultivation."

Although Inuyasha's world level is not high, his ability to travel through time and space at will is truly amazing.

Li Hao majored in the laws of space and minored in the laws of time.

Therefore, the special circumstances of the Inuyasha world are of great benefit to his cultivation. If he can unravel the secret of why the Inuyasha world allows for free time travel, Li Hao is even confident that he can enter the Golden Immortal realm and further advance the <God-Summoning Scripture>.

Angel Yan: "A group owner like that should just be killed."

Goddess Leona: "Kill him."

Biyou: "Newcomer, come out quickly!"

Li Xunhuan: "@Baby Poor Baby."

Xu Xian: "@Baby Poor Baby."

The world of Inuyasha.

Kagome is very depressed lately, extremely depressed.

A fourteen-year-old girl is always full of curiosity about unfamiliar things, like a cat wanting to explore everything in the outside world. Although Kagome is not a cat, she has a cheerful personality and all the emotions that an ordinary girl has.

This includes the longing for romance.

Kagome's academic performance wasn't very good, especially in math, which was, to put it mildly, terrible.

In relatively simple schools, although students are inevitably influenced by various negative social trends, such as a love of beauty and a competitive spirit, the competition in schools is relatively simple compared to the complex and often chaotic society. Academic performance plays a significant role in this competition.

As a fourteen-year-old girl experiencing first love, Kagome inevitably develops a vague affection for the handsome and academically successful boys at school.

Today, Kagome is very annoyed and depressed.

Because the senior she had a crush on got a girlfriend.

Of course, that senior's girlfriend was definitely not her.

Kagome lay listlessly on the bed, her bright eyes staring blankly at the ceiling, her emotions a complex mix of disappointment, melancholy, and longing for the future.

But to be honest, there wasn't much sadness involved.

Kagome's feelings for her senior were a hazy, ambiguous emotion. How much of it was genuine affection, how much was admiration for his outstanding achievements, and how much was simply infatuation and longing for a handsome young man—she herself probably couldn't say for sure.

"Ugh, this is so annoying."

Kagome was silent for a moment, then rolled over on the bed and muttered boredly.

Just then, a calm voice suddenly appeared in her mind.

"Congratulations on being selected for the Heavens Chat Group and becoming a member. Please silently say 'Enter the Heavens Chat Group Heavens Chat Group, join the chat, and open the displayed world.'"

Kagome lay on the bed, facing the wooden wall, blinking blankly.

Hallucination?

Heavens Chat Group?

What the hell is this?

Could it be that I've been reading too many teen romance novels lately, and that the shock of my senior having a girlfriend is causing me to hallucinate?

Waaah, Poor Baby, I don't even have a boyfriend yet, I don't want to go crazy!

Kagome cried out in a pitiful voice, the Chat Group's voice echoing in her mind once more.

"The group nickname has been decided, Poor Baby."

Kagome's eyes widened; she was completely dumbfounded.

Why is it happening again? Or is it just a hallucination?

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