Dragon Ball: Angel, You Have No Martial Morals
Chapter 6

The Entire Universe is My Home

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"But this big brother is so handsome," Bulma stared at Luo Tian, "much better looking than the classmates in our kindergarten."

Tights wiped away sweat.

Luo Tian remained silent.

You're comparing me to your kindergarten classmates?

"Oh my, Tights is back."

At this moment, another female voice drifted over.

Luo Tian looked up and saw a middle-aged woman walking slowly from a distance.

It was Bulma's mother.

"And this is... Tights' boyfriend?" Bulma's mother greeted with a smile.

Tights was on the verge of tears.

I really can't stay in this house anymore.

Maybe I should just go out and find a job as soon as I graduate.

Just look at this family!

Not a single one of them is serious.

I suspect I was picked up from somewhere.

"Luo Tian, this is my mother," Tights had no choice but to introduce them.

"Hello, Auntie. Sorry for the intrusion," Luo Tian bowed politely.

"This young man is so handsome. Are you really not Tights' boyfriend? If not, then be my boyfriend instead," Bulma's mother said with a laugh.

Tights felt her anger about to erupt.

Mom, that is quite enough!

Aren't you afraid Dad will hear you say that?

Though... even if Dad heard it, he probably wouldn't care.

What a miscalculation. Why did I bring Luo Tian to our house?

"Such a good-looking big brother, you must wait for me to grow up quickly. If my sister doesn't want you, I'll be your girlfriend!" Bulma declared confidently.

"Go on, go play somewhere else, kid," Tights scolded irritably.

"Sister, you're still so fierce," Bulma giggled, "Girls should learn to be gentle, that way big brother Luo Tian will like you."

Tights: "..."

"Big brother Luo Tian, what would you like to drink?" Bulma's mother asked, "Please don't be shy, just treat this place like your own home."

"Anything is fine," Luo Tian smiled, "A cup of coffee would be nice."

Come to think of it, Luo Tian hadn't had coffee while training on Planet Vegeta.

Because there were no coffee plants on Planet Vegeta.

Now that he was back on Earth, having a cup of coffee was a decent choice.

Besides, the food on Planet Vegeta was truly hard to swallow.

Fortunately, Luo Tian could survive without eating or drinking.

But going without food for a long time always made him feel a bit restless.

"I'll go make you some coffee." Tights felt she couldn't stay in this spot any longer, and after saying that, she ran off to brew the coffee.

"Big brother Luo Tian, have you and Tights kissed yet?" Bulma's mother asked.

Tights hadn't run very far, but upon hearing her mother's words, she nearly tripped and fell to the ground.

"Mom! Is it appropriate to say that in front of Bulma? She's only six!" Tights' chest heaved with anger.

"Oh my, teenage girls are so irritable. Mom went through that phase too," Bulma's mother said with a smile.

Tights ran off in tears.

"Isn't it just a kiss? Don't treat me like a child who doesn't know anything," Bulma said, unfazed, "I've already seen it on TV."

"Uh, not yet. We just met," Luo Tian wiped away sweat.

This family is truly something else.

However, Luo Tian thought about it carefully; the Bulma family was just like this.

It seemed that no matter what happened, they always maintained an optimistic mindset.

Even when Majin Buu was about to destroy all of West City, Bulma's parents still chose to stay in their home, wanting to live and die together with their little animals.

Tights: "..."

Can't talk anymore!

I'd better just go make that coffee.

"Where are you from, young Luo Tian?" Bulma's mother asked casually.

"I make the four seas my home," Luo Tian replied.

"Does making the four seas your home mean you don't actually have a home?" Bulma muttered under her breath.

"To be precise, the entire universe is my home," Luo Tian smiled.

Bulma: "..."

What a braggart.

You've left me speechless.

Bulma's mother was also left momentarily speechless.

After chatting idly about this and that for a while, Jaco found the energy source for his spaceship and walked over with Dr. Brief.

"Thank you so much, Doctor," Jaco said. "If it weren't for you, I'm afraid I would have had a hard time returning to Galactic Patrol headquarters."

"It's nothing, don't mention it. It was just a small favor," the doctor smiled.

"Huh? Is this an alien?" Bulma's eyes lit up the moment she saw Jaco.

"Heh heh, yes, I come from another planet. In your words, I am an alien." Jaco patted Bulma's head with a proud expression.

"I finally get to see a living alien!" Bulma studied Jaco silently.

"Hahaha, this little girl has quite a personality," Jaco laughed awkwardly.

"Hey, alien, can you fly?" Bulma asked.

"Of course. I am an elite of the Galactic Patrol; flying is far too easy for me." Jaco smiled, and two golden flames erupted beneath his feet as his body hovered in the air.

"Amazing, amazing!" Bulma clapped in delight.

"Oh my, so this is an alien." Bulma's mother finally reacted, also studying Jaco with a curious expression.

"By the way, Jaco, you mean to say the reason you came to Earth is because some... Saiyan or whatever landed on Earth? And they are going to carry out a devastating attack on the planet?" Dr. Brief suddenly asked.

"Hahaha, yes, yes. Saiyans are very powerful; they are a warrior race." Jaco nodded vigorously. "But there must have been a problem with the intelligence... it's not happening, which made me worry for nothing."

"Are they as powerful as this gun?" Bulma shook the handgun in her hand.

Jaco wiped away sweat.

Little girl, you're holding a toy gun. Do you think this is a game of house?

"Haha, of course not. You should be able to scare that bad guy away with just one shot!" Jaco said with a polite smile.

"Hmm, I also think the gun I made is quite powerful." Bulma nodded slightly, then aimed the handgun at the lake not far away.

"Shoo!"

Bulma pulled the trigger.

A beam of light erupted from the muzzle and slammed into the lake.

"Boom!"

Accompanied by a deafening roar, the water of the lake surged to a massive height.

Jaco was stunned, his entire body trembling.

Where did this little girl get such a weapon? How is it so powerful?

"Not bad, right, alien?" Bulma said with a smile.

"Don't look at Bulma's young age; she is a scientific prodigy," Dr. Brief smiled with satisfaction. "She must have inherited my excellent genes."

"Haha, truly remarkable, truly remarkable." Jaco wiped his sweat. "Anyway, Doctor, I'll be heading back now. You all enjoy yourselves."

"Alright." Dr. Brief nodded gently. "Come visit often if you have the time."

"No problem." Jaco waved his hand and took to the sky.

"Shoo!"

Jaco quickly departed from Bulma's home.

Scientists really are weirdos.

In this family, aside from Miss Tights who is slightly normal, everyone else is a monster.

I'd better stay away from them.

"Is there really an alien going to invade Earth?" Dr. Brief muttered to himself, though he didn't take it to heart.

"If there really is a bad alien, it would be better to catch one and study it," Bulma thought thoughtfully.

"Coffee's here." Tights had finished brewing the coffee and brought it over.

Seeing the massive disturbance on the lake's surface, Tights was already accustomed to it.

None of the people in this house are normal anyway.

"Mmm, it smells so good. It's been a long time since I've had coffee," Luo Tian said, holding the coffee cup and taking a deep breath.

"Is it because you're allergic to coffee?" Tights asked.

Luo Tian: "..."

This train of thought—I can't even keep up with your rhythm.

"Ahem, it's just that the place I come from doesn't have the coffee plant." Luo Tian took a delightful sip.

Come to think of it, it's been over 20 years since I last had coffee, hasn't it?

It still tastes the same.

"By the way, Luo Tian, where is your home?" Tights asked.

"Little Brother Luo Tian already said it, the entire universe is his home," Bulma interjected from the side.

Tights: "..."

"Speaking of which, could I ask you for a favor, Tights?" Luo Tian asked.

"What is it? As long as it's within my power, I will definitely help you! That's what I promised you," Tights replied.

"Help me find a place to stay," Luo Tian mused. "I might be staying on Earth for a while longer."

"Hmph, what a braggart, acting like you're actually an alien," Bulma glared.

"I thought it was something serious; just stay at our place, our house is huge," Tights agreed immediately.

"Oh my, am I really going to become a live-in son-in-law?" Luo Tian scratched his head.

"No! It's not what you're thinking!" Tights shouted coquettishly.

"Bulma, look, your sister's face is all red," Bulma's mother said to Bulma with a smile.

"Big sister, have you two really not kissed yet?" Bulma asked curiously.

Tights was moved to tears.

This house, it's truly impossible to stay here any longer.

And just like that, Luo Tian temporarily moved into Bulma's home.

Time passed day by day.

10 years later.

"Wahaha, I, Bulma, have finally come of age!" Bulma stretched out her arms, her curvaceous figure fully displayed before Luo Tian.

Luo Tian: "..."

It's just coming of age, is there any need to be this happy?

Come to think of it, before I knew it, I've already been living here for 10 years.

I have to admit, Luo Tian had gradually grown accustomed to life on Earth.

At the same time, Luo Tian had also grown used to the days spent hanging out with Bulma and even Bulma's sister, Tights.

Although this life was plain, it was not without its brilliance.

And in these plain days, Luo Tian had finally grown his own Angel Power to the second level of the first stage.

It feels like the speed of advancement is a bit slow.

However, after thinking about it carefully, Luo Tian realized it was nothing.

Nowadays, the Angels of the various universes have all lived for hundreds of millions of years.

In those hundreds of millions of years, the highest strength among them is only at the third stage, and that's only for a rare one or two Angels.

Most of the Angels in the universes are at the second stage of strength.

In other words, I'm actually cultivating quite fast.

When I have time, I'll find Merus and ask him, and I'll know for sure.

I heard from the Grand Priest that Merus and Luo Tian were born on the same day.

It's just that Luo Tian seemed to be in a rush to be the older brother, so he condensed into form a step earlier.

I'll have to see how far Merus has cultivated his strength.

But there's no rush for that.

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