The Entire Universe Is My Home

"But this big brother is so handsome." Bulma stared at Luo Tian. "He's way better-looking than the kids in my kindergarten."

Tights wiped away sweat.

Luo Tian fell silent.

You're comparing me to the kids in your kindergarten?

"Oh my, Tights is back."

Just then, another woman's voice rang out.

Luo Tian looked up and saw a middle-aged woman slowly approaching from a distance.

It was Bulma's mother.

"Is this... Tights's boyfriend?" Bulma's mother asked with a smile.

Tights was about to cry.

There was no way she could stay in this house.

Maybe I should find a job as soon as I graduate.

Just look at this family!

Not one of them is normal.

I'm starting to think I was adopted.

"Luo Tian, this is my mother," Tights had no choice but to introduce them.

"Hello, ma'am. Sorry for the trouble," Luo Tian said politely, bowing.

"What a handsome young man. Are you really not Tights's boyfriend? If you aren't, why not be mine?" Bulma's mother said with a smile.

Tights felt her anger about to erupt.

Mom, enough already!

Aren't you worried Dad might hear you?

Although... even if Dad did hear, he probably wouldn't care.

What a mistake. Why did I bring Luo Tian to our house?

"Such a handsome big brother. You have to wait for me to grow up. If my sister doesn't want you, I'll be your girlfriend!" Bulma declared.

"Go play somewhere else, kid," Tights scolded her irritably.

"Big sister, you're still so fierce," Bulma said with a giggle. "Girls should learn to be gentle. Then big brother Luo Tian will like you."

Tights was speechless.

"Big brother Luo Tian, what would you like to drink?" Bulma's mother asked. "Please make yourself at home."

"Anything is fine," Luo Tian said with a smile. "How about a cup of coffee?"

Come to think of it, Luo Tian hadn't had coffee while training on Planet Vegeta.

There were no coffee plants on Planet Vegeta.

Now that he was back on Earth, a cup of coffee sounded like a nice choice.

Besides, the food on Planet Vegeta had been truly awful.

Fortunately, Luo Tian could go without eating or drinking.

But after a long time without food, he still found himself craving it.

"I'll make you some coffee." Tights felt she couldn't stay there another moment. As soon as she said this, she hurried off to make it.

"Big brother Luo Tian, have you and Tights kissed?" Bulma's mother asked.

Tights hadn't gone far when she heard her mother's question. She nearly stumbled and fell.

"Mom! Is it appropriate to say that in front of Bulma? She's only six!" Tights said, her chest heaving with anger.

"Oh, girls get so irritable during their teenage years. I went through it myself," Bulma's mother said with a smile.

Tights was in tears.

"So what if they kissed? Don't treat me like some clueless little kid," Bulma said, unfazed. "I've seen it on TV."

"Uh, no. We just met," Luo Tian said, wiping away sweat.

This family was something else.

But when Luo Tian thought about it, that was just how the Brief family was.

No matter what happened, they always seemed to stay cheerful.

Even when Majin Buu was about to destroy all of West City, Bulma's parents had chosen to stay home, ready to live and die alongside the little animals.

Tights was speechless.

There was no way to talk to them!

I'd better go make the coffee.

"Where are you from, big brother Luo Tian?" Bulma's mother asked casually.

"I make my home wherever I go," Luo Tian replied.

"Does that mean you don't have a home?" Bulma muttered.

"To be precise, the entire universe is my home," Luo Tian said with a smile.

Bulma was speechless.

What a braggart.

You've left me with nothing to say.

Bulma's mother was at a loss for words too.

They chatted idly for a while. Meanwhile, Jaco had found the energy source for his spaceship and was heading over with Dr. Brief.

"Thank you so much, Doctor," Jaco said. "Without your help, it would've been very difficult for me to return to Galactic Patrol Headquarters."

"It was nothing, no need to thank me. It was the least I could do," Dr. Brief said with a smile.

"Huh? Is this an alien?" Bulma's eyes lit up when she saw Jaco.

"Heh heh, that's right. I'm from another planet. In your words, I'm an alien." Jaco proudly patted Bulma on the head.

"So I finally get to see a real, live alien!" Bulma examined Jaco closely.

"Hahaha, what a spirited little girl," Jaco said with an awkward laugh.

"Hey, alien, can you fly?" Bulma asked.

"Of course. I'm an elite member of the Galactic Patrol. Flying is easy for me." Jaco smiled as two golden flames appeared beneath his feet, lifting him into the air.

"That's so cool!" Bulma clapped excitedly.

"Oh my, he really is an alien." Bulma's mother finally took it in and examined Jaco with curiosity.

"By the way, Jaco, are you saying you came to Earth because some Sai... some kind of person was coming here? Someone who planned to launch a devastating attack on Earth?" Dr. Brief suddenly asked.

"Hahaha, that's right, that's right. Saiyans are incredibly powerful. They're a warrior race." Jaco nodded vigorously. "But there must've been some problem with the intel... It was nothing after all. I worried for nothing."

"Is that thing stronger than this gun?" Bulma waved the pistol in her hand.

Jaco wiped away sweat.

Little girl, that's a toy gun. Do you think this is make-believe?

"Haha, of course not. You could probably scare that bad guy away with just one shot!" Jaco said politely with a smile.

"Mm, I think the gun I made is pretty powerful too." Bulma nodded, then pointed it at the lake in the distance.

"Whoosh!"

Bulma pulled the trigger.

A beam of light shot from the muzzle and struck the lake.

"Rumble!"

With a deafening boom, the lake's water surged thousands of feet into the air.

Jaco was completely stunned. His whole body trembled.

Where had this little girl gotten that weapon? How could it be so powerful?

"Not bad, huh, alien?" Bulma said with a smile.

"Bulma may be very young, but she's a scientific genius," Dr. Brief said proudly with a smile. "She must've inherited my excellent genes."

"Haha, truly amazing, truly amazing," Jaco said, wiping away sweat. "By the way, Doctor, I'll be heading back now. You all carry on."

"Sure." Dr. Brief nodded. "Come visit whenever you like."

"No problem." Jaco waved and rose into the air.

"Whoosh!"

Jaco quickly left the Brief family's home.

Scientists really were all weirdos.

Aside from Miss Tights, who was at least somewhat normal, everyone in this family was a monster.

I'd better keep my distance from them.

"Are there really aliens planning to invade Earth?" Dr. Brief muttered, then soon put the thought out of his mind.

"If there are aliens up to no good, we should catch them and study them," Bulma said thoughtfully.

"The coffee's ready." Tights brought over the freshly brewed coffee.

After seeing the lake churn, Tights had grown completely used to it.

No one in her family was normal.

"Mm, that smells wonderful. I haven't had coffee in ages." Luo Tian held the cup and took a deep breath.

"Are you allergic to coffee?" Tights asked.

Luo Tian was speechless.

I can't keep up with the way your mind works.

"Ahem. There are no coffee plants where I'm from." Luo Tian took a contented sip.

It had been more than twenty years since he'd had coffee, hadn't it?

It still tasted the same.

"By the way, Luo Tian, where's your home?" Tights asked.

"Big brother Luo Tian said the entire universe is his home," Bulma cut in from the side.

Tights was speechless.

"Speaking of that, could I ask you for a favor, Tights?" Luo Tian asked.

"What is it? If I can do it, I'll help you! I promised you I would," Tights replied.

"Help me find somewhere to stay," Luo Tian said after a moment's thought. "I may be on Earth for quite a while."

"Hmph, what a braggart. You really think you're an alien?" Bulma glared at him.

"What's the big deal? Just stay with us. Our house is huge," Tights readily agreed.

"Oh no, am I really going to become a kept man?" Luo Tian scratched his head.

"No! That's not what I meant!" Tights cried.

"Bulma, look how red your sister's face is," Bulma's mother said with a smile.

"Big sister, have you really not kissed him?" Bulma asked curiously.

Tights was in tears.

There was no way she could stay in this house.

And so, Luo Tian temporarily moved in with the Brief family.

One day after another passed.

Ten years later.

"Wahahaha! I, Bulma, am finally an adult!" Bulma stretched out her arms, showing off her curvaceous figure before Luo Tian.

Luo Tian was speechless.

It was only her birthday. Did she really have to be that excited?

Come to think of it, I've been living here for ten years already.

Luo Tian had to admit that he'd gradually gotten used to life on Earth.

He'd also grown accustomed to spending his days playing with Bulma and her older sister, Tights.

Their life was peaceful, but never dull.

And during those peaceful days, Luo Tian had finally advanced his Angel Power to the second layer of the first stage.

It felt like he was advancing a little slowly.

But after thinking it over, Luo Tian realized it wasn't all that surprising.

The angels of the various universes had all lived for hundreds of millions of years.

After all that time, the strongest among them had only reached the third stage—and even then, there were only one or two such angels.

Most of the angels in the universes were at the second stage.

That meant I'm actually cultivating pretty quickly.

I'll ask Merus when I get the chance.

The Grand Priest said Merus and Luo Tian had been born on the same day.

Luo Tian had apparently been in such a hurry to be the older brother that he'd manifested first.

He wondered how strong Merus had become.

But there was no need to rush.