Douluo: Just Out of the Dragon's Lair, They Want Me to Marry Bibi Dong
Chapter 1

Stinky Dragon

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"Seven rings, Hundred-Thousand-Year, finally done."

Ye Guyue opened his eyes, his gaze filled with pleasant surprise.

His cultivation as a level 76 Soul Saint was revealed without a doubt.

"Twenty years, do you know how I've spent these twenty years?"

"No appetite for food or tea, finally breaking through to Soul Saint."

"Shouldn't you thank me for this? Have you thought about it? Do you want to be this King's Dragon Queen? These Hundred-Thousand-Year Soul Beasts were all arranged by this King to be sacrificed to you."

An unrealistic, melodious voice rang out. Ye Guyue looked at the silver-haired, purple-eyed Gu Yuena, who possessed a perfect figure, standing before him.

That's right, he was a transmigrator, only he had a feminine appearance; as long as he didn't admit it, no one would think he was a boy.

As it turned out, the year he awakened his Martial Soul at age six, the system arrived and then ran off, leaving him with added points in charm and appearance, along with one very decent skill.

He could copy the opponent's Soul Skills.

The main thing was, I don't want to turn into a girl.

Having a feminine appearance was one thing, but it even added points to my charm and looks.

Coincidentally, after being out for training for so long, he encountered this Silver Dragon King, Gu Yuena, who possessed world-shaking wisdom, in the Star Dou Great Forest.

She had originally been in a deep slumber, but his Radiant Holy Dragon Martial Soul—yes, the exact same Martial Soul as Mu En ten thousand years later—had startled her awake. The moment she saw him, she wanted to make him her Dragon Queen.

In your dreams!

"Keep dreaming, you stupid dragon, your brain is filled with nothing but filth."

Ye Guyue couldn't endure it any longer; he stopped his cultivation and cursed at Gu Yuena.

"Ye Guyue, don't refuse a toast only to be forced to drink a forfeit. I have taken a fancy to you; that is your honor. Don't be ungrateful. If I didn't find you pleasing to the eye, would you have been able to obtain these Hundred-Thousand-Year Soul Beasts?"

Gu Yuena snorted coldly, her heart filled with immense anger. It wasn't as if she and Ye Guyue had only spent a day or two together, but a full year.

Even a stone should have been warmed up by now.

Staring at the white-haired, red-eyed Ye Guyue, Gu Yuena was incredibly excited. He was even better-looking than her, and he was even a boy; taking him as her Dragon Queen meant they could even produce offspring.

When that time came, launching a counterattack on the God Realm would no longer be a dream.

"That sounds nice, but did I ask you to?"

"I only came to the Star Dou Great Forest to train, and yet you've kept me confined here for a whole year. I hate you, I hate you to the core."

Ye Guyue's eye sockets turned red, tears swirling in his eyes. When he was at Martial Soul Hall, who dared to bully him? Yet this stupid dragon had actually kept him confined here.

It was simply the humiliation of a lifetime. System, I hate you for adding those points to my appearance and charm.

"Ye Guyue!"

Gu Yuena was trembling with rage. She lunged forward and pinned Ye Guyue to the ground. Seeing him looking so aggrieved and pitiful, a wave of heartache washed over her.

Damn it!

What are you pretending for? This King hates that the most.

"Come on, if you have the guts, kill me! Do it!" Ye Guyue roared at Gu Yuena. "If you can't kill me, you're just a piece of trash, a coward who only knows how to hide away in this place!"

Ye Guyue's words were heart-piercing, and Gu Yuena felt an inexplicable, intense irritation.

"Ye Guyue, you're good."

Gu Yuena gritted her teeth and gripped Ye Guyue's wrist, her hold tightening involuntarily.

The sharp pain from his wrist made Ye Guyue cry out.

"It hurts, let me go!" Ye Guyue struggled, his tone laced with a hint of grievance.

Gu Yuena watched him, seeing that he would rather endure the pain than agree to her demands, and a thought immediately crossed her mind.

"Ye Guyue, this King will give you two choices now."

"Either you agree, or this Seat will train you until your consciousness collapses."

Once the words were out, the previously restless Ye Guyue shook violently. What kind of international joke are you making?

Consciousness collapse—isn't that the plot from those kinds of lewd comics?

He certainly didn't want to become the heroine in one of those.

A pair of red eyes stared straight at Gu Yuena, who wore a playful smile. Realizing she showed no signs of joking, his heart sank.

If he didn't find a way to leave at this critical moment, he was truly going to be finished here.

He weighed his options, only to find there was no way to break the deadlock.

A cold breeze brushed against his cheek, helping Ye Guyue calm down, and a flash of inspiration suddenly struck his mind.

"I agree."

Hearing this, Gu Yuena's lips curled upward. "Wouldn't it have been better to say that sooner?"

"However..." Ye Guyue continued, "I must return to my own territory. I can't just agree to your terms and continue to live like a hermit here in the Star Dou Great Forest, can I?"

Gu Yuena pondered for a moment before saying, "Fine, but how do I know you won't lie to me?"

Ye Guyue was incredibly shrewd.

If she were not the Silver Dragon King, he might have truly escaped several times already.

"Then what do you propose?" Ye Guyue retorted.

Gu Yuena wore a mocking smile. "Naturally, you must first fulfill your duties as the Dragon Consort."

"What is that supposed to mean?" Ye Guyue's entire body stiffened, a sense of foreboding washing over him.

"Procreating offspring."

"Gu Yuena, I hate you to death!"

After a dizzying whirlwind, Ye Guyue curled up to the side like a bullied kitten, gazing at Gu Yuena with resentful eyes.

"You lecherous dragon, you are truly shameless."

"It doesn't matter; it is already a done deal."

Gu Yuena dressed herself. Having been nourished for the first time, she had gained a new perspective on life, though it was a pity that success did not seem to come on the first attempt.

This process would depend on whether Ye Guyue's ability was strong enough; if once was not enough, then there would have to be a second time.

There would always be a chance for it to take.

At this moment, with a rosy complexion and in a very good mood, she did not continue to coerce Ye Guyue, but instead walked over to the Pale Light Holy Dragon, the soul beast sacrificed to him.

She left behind a 100,000-year right leg bone, then picked up the soul bone radiating a golden halo from the ground and brought it before Ye Guyue. Seeing his aggrieved expression, she smiled faintly:

"What is there to be aggrieved about? As this King's Dragon Consort, shouldn't you be happy?"

Ye Guyue rolled his eyes at Gu Yuena. "Happy my foot. If I had known, I never would have told you I was a man."

Truly shameless.

Gu Yuena smiled slightly. "If you hadn't told me, I would have thought I had turned into a lesbian. If you like, once the child is born, I have ways to turn you into a girl if you wish."

"Get lost!"

Ye Guyue cursed in anger, inwardly cursing the system once more. Facing Gu Yuena's gaze, he felt completely unwell.

His original clothes slipped slightly, revealing shoulders as white as snow, which made Gu Yuena's heart itch with desire.

Such a perfect beauty was exactly to her liking. At the thought of the scene just moments ago, her long, slender jade legs could not help but rub against each other.

"Give me the soul bone. I'm leaving; I have no patience for your nonsense."

Ye Guyue wanted to beat the person in front of him, but his strength was limited; hitting Gu Yuena felt no different from a young wife acting spoiled.

The nature of dragons was truly as detestable as ever.

Staying here for even a second made him feel as though his body were tainted, utterly disgusting.

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