Douluo: Just Out of the Dragon's Lair, They Want Me to Marry Bibi Dong
Chapter 33

Bibi Dong Complained; You Have Only Three Years, and There Must Be Signs of Pregnancy by Then

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"My husband, honestly! You had such a good opportunity and didn't take advantage of it. I'm very fond of you, you know."

Bibi Dong licked her red lips and immediately reached for Ye Guyue.

She took a step, and just as she was about to grab him—

Ye Guyue lifted his foot and gave her a light kick. Bibi Dong immediately went flying backward.

"Ow, ow, that hurts!"

Bibi Dong rubbed her bottom and complained, "My husband's bullying me. Why did you kick Dong'er?"

Her husband had actually used his foot. That was too much.

He should have bound her tightly with silk threads, and then... given her a thorough spanking.

"You're acting like you're the one who's wronged? You deserved it," Ye Guyue said irritably.

"My husband, can't Dong'er even hug you?" Bibi Dong poked her fingers together.

Ye Guyue crossed his arms and said coolly, "Of course you can. But you have to behave. Be good when we go to bed tonight, and tomorrow I'll take you out of Spirit Hall to look around somewhere else."

At that, Bibi Dong was instantly filled with enthusiasm. Where would they go if they left Spirit Hall? She eagerly asked,

"My husband, where are we going?"

"Didn't I say? Somewhere else. The seven grandpas have said that the world outside is more exciting, too. We can also visit the other sects."

Ye Guyue smiled.

They had no choice but to go.

Otherwise, the seven grandpas would nag him again.

They called it going out to look around, but really, it was to strengthen their relationship.

And hopefully have a child sooner rather than later.

"Great! Then let's try a new position tonight. I've got a new one that's amazing—I guarantee it'll make you feel so good you'll see stars."

Bibi Dong rubbed her palms together with a mischievous grin.

She had completely stopped looking aggrieved.

"Your head's full of lewd thoughts. You're incorrigible."

Ye Guyue gritted his teeth in frustration.

"My husband, let's go. If you won't come to me, I'll come to you."

With that, Bibi Dong immediately pulled Ye Guyue into the master bedroom.

"Dong'er, that's enough! I'm getting angry."

Ye Guyue's cheeks flushed as he scolded her.

"My husband, you're all talk. Today, Dong'er will show you what I can do!"

"You're being outrageous... Mm... Don't... gently..."

A night of passion passed!

"Dong'er, you wicked woman with nothing but mischief on your mind. I ought to throw you out and teach you what regret feels like."

Ye Guyue scolded Bibi Dong, who wore a mischievous grin.

On the way to the Worship Hall, Bibi Dong listened to Ye Guyue's reprimands, but hardly took in a word. It all went in one ear and out the other.

"Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, Dong'er understands. My husband is right."

Bibi Dong nodded obediently.

"You!" Ye Guyue's anger instantly melted away at her response, leaving him with nothing but a helpless sigh.

"My husband, don't sigh. At least Dong'er understands. Next time, I'll try to be more careful."

"Careful about what?"

"Careful not to overdo it. I'll try to be gentler and not sit right down on you."

Ye Guyue stopped in his tracks, his face burning with embarrassment.

Bibi Dong stared at her husband, wanting to continue, but they had to go to the Worship Hall today, so she had no choice but to let it go.

The way his face turned red was so captivating.

They stopped talking and soon arrived at the Worship Hall.

"Grandpa Qian, we're here." Ye Guyue entered the Worship Hall and found Qian Daoliu alone; none of the other enshrined elders were there.

"Guyue, you're here." Qian Daoliu smiled. "Come over here. Grandpa Qian has something to tell you."

Ye Guyue walked over and sat beside Qian Daoliu. "What is it, Grandpa Qian? Why so mysterious?"

Qian Daoliu's tone was serious, though tinged with confusion. "Yu Xiaogang's limbs were all broken before. You know that, right?"

Ye Guyue nodded. "I know. Dong'er did it herself."

He hadn't heard that name in a long time.

"I heard that Yu Xiaogang's limbs have healed, and he's even advanced to Soul Elder. He's only one step away from breaking through to Soul Ancestor."

Qian Daoliu's words made Bibi Dong stop nuzzling against Ye Guyue, entranced by his scent. Her face filled with disbelief.

"Great Enshrined, is that true? Yu Xiaogang actually reached Soul Elder? And all four of his limbs were broken. Without a Soul Bone graft, it'd be hard to heal. Even if Yu Yuanzhen wanted to help, he couldn't."

Back then, she had smashed him to pieces with her Spider Spear. How could this have happened?

Qian Daoliu looked baffled. "It really is strange. I don't know what happened either."

"Grandpa Qian, don't worry. One Yu Xiaogang won't interfere with anything important. Even if he really becomes a Titled Douluo, it won't affect Spirit Hall."

"Great Enshrined, I think my husband is right. Besides, my husband isn't taking the matter of having children seriously at all."

As Bibi Dong spoke, she suddenly changed the subject.

"Dong'er!" Ye Guyue froze. What nonsense were you talking about?

"Guyue!" Qian Daoliu barked.

Ye Guyue immediately fell silent.

"Grandpa Qian, let me explain. I'm trying to complete the God Trial," Ye Guyue said.

Qian Daoliu snorted. "That's just an excuse. How could you possibly complete the God Trial in less than ten years?"

"Within three years, you must show signs of pregnancy."

Qian Daoliu issued his final ultimatum.

"Grandpa Qian, I'd be better off completing the God Trial as soon as possible and helping Spirit Hall unite the continent. Getting pregnant depends on luck."

Ye Guyue tried to explain, but when he saw the unyielding look in Qian Daoliu's eyes, he could only give up.

"Pfft."

Bibi Dong's stifled laughter came from behind him.

Ye Guyue was so annoyed his face soured. She had actually complained about him in front of Grandpa Qian.

"Guyue, you're not young anymore, and you're married. You should naturally pay attention to your family."

"Today, you're leaving Spirit Hall. While you're out, wipe out the fallen Soul Masters, too. There are probably still survivors there."

Qian Daoliu gave Ye Guyue a set of coordinates.

"Grandpa Qian, are there many fallen Soul Masters?" Ye Guyue asked curiously. "I remember we launched a large-scale campaign to sweep the continent three years ago."

Three years ago, we joined the two great empires and the Upper Three Sects to carry out a continent-wide purge.

Many fallen Soul Masters fled into the deep mountains and forests, as well as Slaughter City, but they were only a small number.

Why were the fallen Soul Masters daring to show their faces again now?

"Before, they only acted on a small scale. We can't eliminate every fallen Soul Master, and there's nothing we can do about that. But this time, it's serious. They say quite a few people have gone to that place."

Qian Daoliu said meaningfully, "This is perfect. You two can treat it as a chance to relax and visit the territories of the various empires. If Bibi Dong becomes pregnant, you can return to Spirit Hall and let her rest and carry the child in peace. And Guyue, you can stay by her side."

"Yes, Grandpa Qian," Ye Guyue replied.

Just how badly did Grandpa Qian want to hold a grandchild?

If Gu Yuena got pregnant first, should he bring the child to meet Grandpa Qian? He'd at least have to prepare an explanation.

With the Lecherous Dragon King's temperament, if she went to Spirit Hall and revealed her identity, he'd probably be bullied every day.

"Go on. If you need anything, you can always ask us seven old fellows for help."

Qian Daoliu smiled warmly.

"Then, Grandpa Qian, Dong'er and I will head to our destination first."

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