Yu Xiaogang muttered to himself.
Bibi Dong listened, feeling only a buzzing in her ears.
"Get lost, don't be disgusting here. Neither man nor woman, truly nauseating."
"Bibi Dong, you bitch."
Yu Xiaogang trembled with rage.
Yu Xiaogang's voice carried an effeminate tone.
It possessed absolutely no deterrent power.
To Bibi Dong, he was nothing more than a clown.
Liu Erlong rubbed her eyes: "So effeminate, he doesn't look like a man at all?"
Although she had heard of Yu Xiaogang's affairs back at the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan, she had never actually seen him.
This was her first time laying eyes on him.
Ye Guyue looked at him as if he were an idiot: "Get lost. This is Heaven Dou City; if we were outside, you wouldn't have a path to survival."
Veins bulged on Yu Xiaogang's forehead: "Ye Guyue, you bastard, one day I will sell you into a brothel and make you wish you were dead. And today, don't think you'll get away easily."
Ye Guyue was actually curious about what methods Yu Xiaogang could possibly have, and what exactly allowed him to recover his limbs.
Yu Xiaogang's aura suddenly shifted, and Luo Sanpao appeared in his hands.
At this moment, besides its original appearance, Luo Sanpao had gained several new markings.
Ye Guyue understood at a glance; it had indeed obtained some other power.
"The sky is vast, the wilds are boundless, watch my Sanpao display its divine might."
"Fourth Soul Skill, Three Farts Bombing Heaven."
Luo Sanpao began to gather a strange power.
Under their gaze, Luo Sanpao blasted out three purple farts, and the entire street was instantly engulfed in the foul stench.
"Who, who farted? This is so disgusting."
"It stinks to death!"
Yu Xiaogang leaped to a high vantage point: "Enjoy the taste of my farts!"
Just as Yu Xiaogang was feeling triumphant, a Spider Spear instantly emerged from the purple smoke, thrusting toward him.
The attack came with such speed that Yu Xiaogang had no time to dodge; he was struck directly and plummeted to the ground.
"Ah!"
The poison from the Spider Spear began to spread through Yu Xiaogang's body, and in agony, he began to roll frantically on the ground.
"Damn you, Bibi Dong, you actually launched a sneak attack!"
Yu Xiaogang roared.
Looking up, he realized that Ye Guyue had long since set up a golden soul power barrier to shield himself from the attack.
Glancing around, he saw that many people had already passed out from the purple miasma.
"Yu Xiaogang, you have committed a heinous crime. Accept your judgment."
Bibi Dong gave a mocking laugh, then immediately threw herself into Ye Guyue's arms right in front of Yu Xiaogang, standing on her tiptoes to kiss him.
This double blow turned Yu Xiaogang's eyes blood-red.
"Damn it!" Yu Xiaogang roared.
Ye Guyue wrapped his arm around Bibi Dong's waist: "You certainly have a knack for infuriating people."
Bibi Dong giggled: "As long as my husband likes it. I just love you so much; how was Dong'er's attack just now?"
"Not bad, barely a passing grade," Ye Guyue praised.
"Then tonight, I can try to use a little more force, how about that?"
Bibi Dong looked at him with fawning affection, as if she had fallen into Ye Guyue's gentle embrace.
"You have no sense of propriety, there are people around," Ye Guyue chided.
Liu Erlong was already stunned; she hadn't expected Bibi Dong to strike so quickly.
Yu Xiaogang had truly brought a catastrophe upon himself.
Just then, a voice echoed from the distance.
"The Heaven Dou Empire Imperial Guard is here! Who dares to commit violence here?"
A massive, orderly contingent of the Imperial Guard arrived.
Leading them was a middle-aged man of extraordinary bearing, commanding the group of guards.
Another soul master stepped forward, using a powerful gust of wind to blow away all the foul gas.
As the purple stench dissipated, the once-bustling street now lay deathly silent.
Everyone was knocked unconscious by the stench of the fart.
Seeing this, Ye Guyue dispelled the golden barrier.
"This young lady, I am Prince Xue Xing. May I ask what just happened here?"
Prince Xue Xing walked up to Ye Guyue and bowed respectfully.
Ye Guyue did not correct him, instead saying, "The one in front is Yu Xiaogang of the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan. Everything was his doing alone."
Prince Xue Xing paused. The Prince of the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan looked ahead to see Yu Xiaogang rolling back and forth on the ground.
He immediately ordered, "Men, seize Yu Xiaogang and throw him into the dungeon. This situation is egregious; notify Yu Yuanzhen to head to the Imperial Palace at once."
The disgusting nature of this fart was no small matter; it had completely turned into a fecal disaster.
The fart had even contaminated the food.
The Imperial Guard acknowledged the order, immediately reached Yu Xiaogang's side, and hauled him up.
"What are you doing? I am Yu Xiaogang! My father is Yu Yuanzhen! Do you have a death wish, daring to arrest me?"
Yu Xiaogang roared frantically, "You should be arresting those sluts, how can you arrest me?"
Regardless of Yu Xiaogang's impotent rage, no one paid him any mind.
The commoners lying on the ground were the biggest headache.
Seeing that there was nothing left to do, Ye Guyue decided not to linger any longer, preparing to head to his destination to complete his first trial.
"Since there is nothing else, we shall take our leave and stop bothering you."
Ye Guyue took Bibi Dong by the hand and left, with Liu Erlong following closely behind.
After experiencing such an ordeal, the three of them had no heart to continue strolling and returned to the hotel one after another.
By now, the sky was growing dark.
"Husband, I don't want to sleep in separate rooms."
Bibi Dong hugged Ye Guyue's arm, refusing to let go even if it killed her.
"That won't do. I have to undergo an assessment later and cannot be distracted. You sleep by yourself tonight." Ye Guyue pushed Bibi Dong away, and just as he was about to enter his room, Bibi Dong pulled on Ye Guyue, "Husband, give me a goodnight kiss."
"Fine." The moment Ye Guyue kissed Bibi Dong, Bibi Dong's tongue probed inward, and a drop of essence dripped into her mouth—colorless, odorless, and melting the moment it touched her tongue.
Ye Guyue did not notice.
With everything settled, Ye Guyue said, "That's enough, right?"
"That's enough," Bibi Dong replied.
Once that was done, Ye Guyue finally let out a long sigh of relief; Dong'er was practically like a starving wolf.
After Ye Guyue entered his room, Bibi Dong naturally entered her own room as well.
Seeing this, Liu Erlong also went into her room; it seemed this was the only chance she had to be alone with Brother Guyue.
Once it was midnight and Bibi Dong was asleep, that would be her moment to strike.
Time passed quickly, and Ye Guyue, who was meditating, felt that something was wrong.
He was clearly very alert, yet his eyelids felt incredibly heavy.
Could it be that I'm just too tired today?
Ye Guyue was puzzled, but soon he could no longer hold on. Instinctively, he stripped off his outer robes, revealing his snow-white skin and shoulders, and crawled under the covers to rest.
Five minutes later, the wooden door suddenly creaked open, and Bibi Dong crept in like a thief stealing a treat.
"Hehehe, Husband is still too naive."
"Dong'er is going to punish you."
That single drop was something capable of turning one's soul upside down.
Bibi Dong licked her red lips, her palm caressing Ye Guyue's face. "Husband, don't be in such a hurry. One day, I will make you satisfied."
Following that, the master began to carry out her punishment.
Only the sound of Ye Guyue's cries could be heard.
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