Hanabi's words nearly made Naruto cough up blood. Putting on a pitiful act, he wailed, "Hanabi, how could you? I've always doted on you like my own little sister, and this is how you wound my pure, innocent heart? I'm so miserable! Boo-hoo... Hinata, look at how Hanabi's treating me!" He then put on a look of utter despair, buried his head in Hinata's chest, and rubbed against her vigorously.
Watching Naruto behave like that, Hanabi and Neji silently cried out at his shamelessness. Neji looked deeply awkward and thought, When did Naruto become this shameless? I never noticed it before! No, I need to tell Hinata to keep her distance from him, or he'll gobble her up before she even realizes it. Hanabi, too. Looks like I'll have to keep a closer eye on them.
Hanabi's thoughts, however, were completely different from Neji's. I never thought Naruto could get even more shameless. He was already shameless before, but after just a few days away, he's gotten worse. Still, he seems to have caught on to a lot more, too. Maybe that means that wicked woman and I have a better chance of finding our way into his heart. Hehe.
Naruto's sudden attack left Hinata a little dazed, but she soon recovered and became terribly embarrassed. When she saw the looks in Neji's and Hanabi's eyes, she finally couldn't bear it any longer and hurriedly pushed Naruto out of her chest. "Naruto-kun, get up! Not here. Hanabi and Neji are still here!"
Naruto went along with her and lifted his head, grinning at her. "So does that mean I can do this when Neji and Hanabi aren't around?" Hinata's face instantly turned as red as a ripe apple.
Both exasperated and a little pleased, Hanabi said, "You big idiot, you're