Good News, We Won. Bad News, I'm Dying! Third Update, Seeking Recommendation and Monthly Tickets!

After Spirit Hall declared the founding of its nation, the Heaven Dou Empire and the Star Luo Empire simultaneously declared war on it.

Afterward, I helped Third Brother Tang San kill the Deep Sea Demonic Whale King, a million-year soul beast capable of rivaling an Ultimate Douluo! Tang San also obtained a Million Year Spirit Ring and a Million Year Spirit Bone because of it!

If the things Third Brother Tang San gave me laid the foundation for my ascension to godhood, then Oscar was the one who truly helped me become a god.

When Oscar broke through to the rank of Titled Douluo, he caught the eye of the Level Two God, the Food God, of the God Realm and was chosen by the Food God as his successor.

The Food God had a wife named the Nine-Colored Goddess.

The Food God gave up his Divine Throne, and the Nine-Colored Goddess did as well.

Seeing that Oscar and I were a couple, the Nine-Colored Goddess passed her Divine Throne's inheritance to me! As long as I completed her trials, I would become a god!

At this point in the monologue, the continent was thrown into turmoil.

"A million-year soul beast? What the hell? Aren't soul beasts only ten-year, hundred-year, thousand-year, ten-thousand-year, and hundred-thousand-year ones? How did a million-year soul beast suddenly appear?"

"I can't even imagine a Hundred Thousand Year Soul Ring or a Hundred Thousand Year Soul Bone, yet that Tang San actually has a Million Year Spirit Ring and a Million Year Spirit Bone! Why is the gap between people so huge?"

"Soul masters have ranks of strength, so gods should have them too. I wonder just how powerful a Level Two God is among the gods."

"Come to think of it, what color would a Million Year Spirit Ring be?"

"Oscar from Shrek Academy, right? I'm coming to find you right now! This lady is proficient in all eighteen positions!"

"Oscar is mine! Nobody better try to steal him!"

Heaven Dou Empire, Shrek Academy, Dean's Office.

"Three gods!!!"

"I've made it!!!"

"My academy has produced three gods!!!"

"I'm about to get rich!!!"

Inside the office, Flender burst into unrestrained laughter.

Flender believed that after Ning Rongrong's monologue spread the word, his previously obscure Shrek Academy would surely become the most famous academy on the continent! By then, crowds would come to enroll, and he could make a fortune from it!

While Flender was overjoyed, Yu Xiaogang was equally excited.

"When it comes to teaching, barring any surprises, I should be the number one person on the continent today."

"After all, there are already three gods who came from my tutelage."

"Father, did you see that? I cultivated gods!"

"Right, since Xiao San, Oscar, and Ning Rongrong can all become gods in the future, does that mean I can become a god too?"

As he secretly pondered this, Yu Xiaogang began looking forward to seeing his name appear on the Strongest Human Monologue Ranking.

Yu Xiaogang did not ask for first or second place. Having cultivated three gods, it would not be excessive for him to rank third, would it?

There was no doubt that the Strongest Human Monologue Ranking would have no place for Yu Xiaogang. But if Lu Chen made a Human Trash Monologue Ranking, not only would Yu Xiaogang certainly have a place on it, he might even rank first!

Heaven Dou Empire, Shrek Academy.

"What? I can become a god too?"

Upon learning that the Food God had taken a liking to him and chosen him as a successor, Oscar's eyes widened so much they nearly popped out. He was utterly stunned.

To Oscar, being chosen by a god was not even the most important thing. The most important thing was that Ning Rongrong, the girl he liked, had become a god because of him!

Vast ocean, deep sea region.

Three heads emerged from the surface—one large, one medium, and one small.

The large one belonged to the million-year soul beast, the Deep Sea Demonic Whale King; the medium one was the Deep Sea Demonic Whale King's wife; and the small one was the Deep Sea Demonic Whale King's daughter.

"Tang San, is it?"

"I'll remember you!"

As he thought this to himself, intense killing intent surfaced in one of the Deep Sea Demonic Whale King's eyes.

Tang San had killed the Deep Sea Demonic Whale King and taken its spirit ring and spirit bone? Then the Deep Sea Demonic Whale King would never let him go!

The moment this thought arose in the Deep Sea Demonic Whale King's mind, Tang San, who was at Shrek Academy, once again felt as though someone was watching him.

"Have I not been resting well lately?"

"Why do I keep having the illusion that someone is watching me?"

"Looks like I need to find some time to get a proper rest."

Tang San quietly thought to himself.

Heaven Dou Empire, Heaven Dou City, Heaven Dou Imperial Palace, Crown Prince's Mansion.

"One Tang San, one Ning Rongrong, one Oscar, and me—that makes four gods in the world! I wonder who the remaining five gods will be."

As she gazed at the dazzling, radiant Light Screen in the sky, a thought surfaced in Qian Renxue's mind. Disguised as the Heaven Dou Crown Prince Xue Qinghe, she revealed a hint of anticipation.

The Light Screen shifted, its voice continued to resound, and Ning Rongrong's narration went on.

Later, I became a Titled Douluo.

During the great battle against the Spirit Hall Empire at Jialing Pass, we, the Shrek Seven Devils, successfully dealt heavy damage to several of Spirit Hall's worshippers!

Later, the god Tang San fought the god Qian Renxue.

Halfway through the battle, the god Bibi Dong arrived.

The moment Bibi Dong joined the battlefield, we, who had originally held the advantage, instantly fell into a disadvantage. It was only natural—we had only one god, while the Spirit Hall Empire had two.

Later, Third Brother died.

Grandpa Bone and Grandpa Sword, who had tried to save Third Brother at the time, also died at Bibi Dong's hands.

Their ninth soul skills failed to harm Bibi Dong in the slightest.

The gap between gods and humans was simply too great!

Seeing this, Bibi Dong could not help but say, "Those who oppose my Spirit Hall have only one path: death! Not even gods are exceptions!"

Upon hearing Bibi Dong's words, Ju Douluo Yue Guan and Ghost Douluo Gui Mei beside her repeatedly voiced their agreement.

Later, the Asura God, who had taken a liking to Third Brother and wanted him to inherit his Divine Throne and become his successor, asked the Food God and the Nine-Colored Goddess to act. The Food God and the Nine-Colored Goddess used the God-Tier Martial Soul Fusion Skill, Light of Resurrection, to restore Tang San's divine body.

Humans had human bodies and human souls.

Gods had divine bodies and Divine Souls.

With his divine body restored, all that remained was his Divine Soul.

Amid the prayers of countless trillions of ocean creatures, Third Brother's Divine Soul recovered.

Once his divine body and Divine Soul merged into one, Third Brother revived!

After Third Brother revived, the battle erupted once more!

This time, Third Brother and Xiao Wu used the Divine Soul Fusion Skill—Dual God Coexistence!

Under Dual God Coexistence, the Rakshasa God Bibi Dong died on the spot, while the Angel God Qian Renxue's Divine Throne shattered!

From then on, we claimed victory! The Spirit Hall Empire's two gods fell at the same time!

The good news was that they had won.

The bad news was that things were about to go terribly wrong.

Looking at the Light Screen in the sky, Tang San understood that something bad was about to happen.

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