"Ahem, it's still early."
Jiang Yi coughed softly, but still reached out to catch the Demon Empress and gathered her voluptuous body into his arms.
With the big fat fish in his arms, he found a wealth no young girl possessed. It wasn't size, but ripeness-a flavor of motherhood.
She was like a fully ripened persimmon trembling on a branch, plump and juicy, yet covered by a thin skin that made him itch to peel it away.
In fact, that was exactly what he did.
"Get lost!"
The Demon Empress stood there like a pillar, icy cold, radiating a terrifying aura that screamed, I'm furious.
Yet Jiang Yi only went further, resting his head against her shoulder and lightly licking her snowy neck, making her expression darken even more.
"Auntie Lan! You're still angry?"
"Do you think I wouldn't dare beat you to death?"
The Demon Empress looked over coldly, glancing at the lecherous hand burrowing around her chest like a rat.
"Exactly!"
Jiang Yi nodded honestly. If the Demon Empress dared kill him, Chief Gu would come knocking first to deliver some "warmth" to mother and daughter.
Besides, Lan Fozhi hadn't reached maturity yet and needed to stay in human society. There was nowhere more suitable than Shrek.
The Demon Empress would never bear to leave!
The Demon Empress: ...
In a fit of anger, she got angry for a moment! What a despicable, shameless scoundrel!
"Don't look at me like that! Oh, right, Lan Fozhi ate an immortal herb of mine the day before yesterday! Time to settle the baby formula bill!"
Jiang Yi raised an eyebrow with a smile, withdrew his hand, and held it open before the Demon Empress.
If they weren't talking feelings, they'd talk money!
The Demon Empress said, "I have no money!"
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