Soya's heart stirred slightly.
Battle God Water?
What was that?
Had the system finally become a little more reasonable after upgrading from 0.9 to 1.0?
It had actually come up with Battle God Water?
He wondered what it was for.
Soya was thrilled. He immediately took a close look at the instructions for using Battle God Water.
Battle God Water: One gulp doubles your battle power, two gulps triple it, three gulps quadruple it... and so on. The effects depend on your physical fitness and last for one hour. (Note: There are side effects. Use with caution!)
Soya's heart surged with excitement.
Wasn't this basically an unlimited-multiplier Kaioken?
Why not just call it Double Kaioken?
Wait... what did those side effects mean?
Did drinking this stuff really have side effects?
Soya decided to take the Battle God Water out and have a look.
"Whoosh!"
Soya immediately took the Battle God Water out of the system shop.
"Pop!"
In the blink of an eye, a huge barrel of water appeared in Soya's hands, with a capacity of about eighteen liters.
Soya: "..."
Looking at the huge barrel that had appeared in his hands, Soya was speechless.
This Battle God Water... the free sample was a bit too generous, wasn't it?
There had to be a thousand gulps in this huge barrel, right?
A thousand times?
Holy crap...
Was this thing going to defy the heavens?
Soya decided to try a gulp.
No, no, no. This stuff had side effects.
He'd better find someone else to try it!
He'd think about it later!
Soya immediately stuffed the huge barrel back into the system space.
Seeing Soya suddenly take out such a huge barrel of water, only for it to mysteriously disappear again, Nappa and the others stared wide-eyed in shock.
"Soya, where did you get that huge barrel of water? Did you find some high-tech storage device somewhere?" Raditz asked curiously.
"Mm-hmm." Soya nodded.
You're such a good person—you've already come up with an excuse for me!
That saves me the trouble of thinking one up myself.
"What did you bring such a huge barrel of water here for?" Raditz asked, puzzled.
"Come on, Soya. Didn't you say you'd give me thirty seconds?" Nappa snorted, uninterested in the barrel of water and impatient to get started. "Those thirty seconds are up. Get ready!"
"Go on." Soya stepped forward and patted Raditz on the shoulder.
Raditz: "????"
Raditz looked confused. He stared blankly up at Soya.
Silence for two seconds.
"Why are you patting me? You four go pick the Doudou! I'm not going!" Raditz snorted and rolled his eyes at Soya.
"Didn't you say the four with the lowest battle power had to go pick the Doudou?" Soya grinned.
"Of course!" Raditz huffed. "You only have six hundred battle power, and I have seven hundred. Obviously, you four have to go!"
"Put on your Scouter and take another good look," Soya said, his smile growing brighter.
"Hmph, I thought you had something important to say!" Raditz scoffed. "What? Are you going to tell me that in less than an hour, your battle power has already surpassed mine..."
Though he said that, Raditz immediately put on his Scouter and pressed the button to check Soya's battle power.
Then Raditz's jaw nearly hit the ground.
"What is it?" Nappa asked, curious, as he put on his Scouter too.
When he saw Soya's battle power, Nappa was stunned for a long while, unable to react.
"Y-you've got to be kidding!" Carnegie exclaimed in disbelief.
"Battle power: 780!" Kuri was stunned.
"How is that possible? Wasn't his battle power 600 just now?" Baru was shocked.
"H-how did you do it? You clearly didn't do anything just now!" Raditz cried, staring at Soya without blinking.
"Don't say that. I've been trying to find ways to improve my battle power this whole time. You're the ones who haven't done anything!" Soya grinned.
Negative Emotion Points from Raditz +999! Negative Emotion Points from Nappa +999! Negative Emotion Points from Carnegie...
What did he mean, we hadn't done anything?
The problem was, they hadn't seen him do anything either!
Why had his battle power gone up?
"Your training methods are wrong. Wasn't I clear enough earlier?" Soya sighed and said with a wistful look, "The way to transform into a Super Saiyan is to have a peaceful heart. Only when your mind is at peace can you improve your strength more effectively. Just look at me. I might get picked to be the Doudou, but I'm not panicking at all!"
Raditz: "..."
Raditz felt as if he'd just been stabbed in the heart.
Negative Emotion Points from Raditz +999!
No... Your battle power suddenly rose, and now it's even higher than mine.
And now I have to go pick the Doudou?
Who the hell can I complain to about this?
You're such a cheater. You can't just suddenly increase your battle power like that!
"Does having a peaceful heart really make your battle power keep rising?" Nappa fell into thought, eyeing Soya skeptically.
"At least that's what I do." Soya smiled.
I'm not about to tell you that I have a system!
The system's actually pretty decent now!
The battle power it adds is finally in the double digits.
Before, that damn system only gave me single-digit increases.
Who knows how many years I spent getting my battle power up to 600.
"Raditz, hurry up," Soya said with a grin, patting him on the shoulder.
Negative Emotion Points from Raditz +999!
See? There they were, Negative Emotion Points!
Just contribute a little more, and I could draw again.
"Damn it!" Raditz was filled with regret.
This was such bullshit!
I was the one who came up with Eat Sleep Beat Doudou in the first place.
And now I have a one-in-four chance of being the Doudou.
This is ridiculous!
"Let's play a different game," Raditz said stiffly, the corner of his mouth twitching.
Nappa gave Raditz a cold look, narrowed his eyes, and cracked his knuckles.
Raditz didn't dare say another word. He hurriedly rushed forward first and rummaged through the jar, saying as he did, "My battle power is higher than all three of yours, so I get to draw first. You don't mind, do you?"
"No..." Carnegie and the other two shook their heads.
"Pop!"
Raditz took the bean out of his hand and slowly opened his palm.
A red bean lay in the middle of it.
Raditz: "..."
Raditz felt like dying.
His luck was unbelievable.
He'd managed to pick the red bean, even with only four to choose from.
Negative Emotion Points from Raditz +999!
It was all Soya's fault!
If your battle power hadn't gone up, I wouldn't have become the Doudou.
"Don't hit me in the face!" Raditz clutched his head and curled up on the ground.
Soya secretly rejoiced, then went over and started kicking and punching Raditz.
This felt great!
Carnegie and the other two exchanged glances, then excitedly rushed over to beat Raditz up.
However, the three of them didn't dare hit him too hard, afraid Raditz would retaliate afterward.
After all, our battle power is lower than yours. If you come after us later, who can we complain to?
Only Soya showed no intention of holding back.
The whole time, Soya was also chanting aloud.
"Eat, sleep, beat Doudou! Beating this Doudou is so satisfying!" Soya's grin grew brighter.
Negative Emotion Points from Raditz +999!
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