Dragon Ball: Even Zeno Can't Stop Him, I Said
Chapter 30

Two Little Devils

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Mount Paozu

After two months of training, Raditz's combat power hit a bottleneck!

Through the daily routine of beating up Raditz, Sun Wukong slowly shed his hatred for him!

Such is the bond of blood; no matter how angry he was, Raditz was still his brother, let alone a redeemed Raditz!

As everyone knows, Sun Wukong's unique superpower is to influence those he interacts with to become good. From King Piccolo at the beginning, to becoming the Sun family's nanny, to the extremely proud Vegeta!! The new version of Broly...

Son Gohan was also full of admiration for this!

Although Raditz harbored some resentment, with the increase in his combat power and Sun Wukong's unreserved teaching, that resentment was no longer significant!

"You pigs! Gohan needs to eat a lot because he's growing, that's normal. Goku, you're an adult, did you digest all the food you ate? You don't get fat or tall, but your appetite grows bigger every day. With an older brother too, I'm just exhausted day by day!!" Chi-Chi complained as she cooked!

The food she served was instantly devoured!

No matter how much she made, it wasn't enough!!

"Mom, I have an idea. I saw the cooking Intelligent Robot at Bulma's house, it looked good. Why don't I go buy one??" Son Gohan asked tentatively.

He knew Chi-Chi's personality very well. Although they were poor, she had a strong sense of pride and wouldn't take advantage of others!

"Wow, do you know how expensive an Intelligent Robot is?? Buy one??" Chi-Chi was dumbfounded.

"I don't know how much it costs, but the alien metal I found for Aunt Bulma last time is worth at least tens of billions!!" Son Gohan mumbled.

"Nani???? Tens of billions???" Chi-Chi was so shocked that her native language slipped out.

"Then hurry up and buy a robot, no, buy two, one for cooking and one for washing dishes!!!" Chi-Chi immediately urged Son Gohan to buy them.

"Let me finish eating!!"

"Eat what? Go now!!"

Under Chi-Chi's coercion, Son Gohan got up from the table and instantly teleported to Bulma Manor!

"What are you two looking at, you gluttons! If you were half as smart as Gohan, I wouldn't be this tired!!" Chi-Chi scolded them irritably.

Sun Wukong and Raditz exchanged glances, not daring to say a word!!

Thinking that she wouldn't have to work so hard cooking in the future, Chi-Chi felt inexplicably happy!

She stopped tending to the pot in her hand and let it go!!!

"Hey, Kakarot!! How come I feel like your sister-in-law is even more formidable than you??" Raditz asked cautiously.

"Shhh!!! Don't talk nonsense. In this house, in Chi-Chi's eyes, only Gohan can be indulged a little!!" Sun Wukong quickly covered Raditz's mouth!!

"Wuwu..." Raditz seemed to be still muttering something.

Their unusual behavior was heard by Chi-Chi.

Swish!!

A gaze as sharp as a sword shot over!!

The two were so scared that they quickly sat up straight!!

Bulma Manor!!

"I've been so tired these past two days. A bath is really refreshing!! I need to get some good sleep!!" Bulma muttered to herself while wrapping herself in a bath towel.

The steam rising from the bathroom made her feel slightly drowsy, her eyes narrowing slightly.

After quickly drying her hair, she opened the bathroom door and walked out!

"So sleepy!!" Bulma stretched as soon as she stepped out, thus not seeing Son Gohan in front of her!!

What? What!?? What am I seeing??

Like a lotus emerging from clear water, naturally unadorned!! Even the bulky bath towel couldn't hide her fiery curves!

Her slightly exposed shoulders made one's mind wander even more!

Her hundred thousand mountains were directly strengthened!

The water droplets falling from her hair were like a high mountain stream, disappearing without a trace!!

"Gulp!!" Son Gohan couldn't help but swallow his saliva!!

It was precisely this swallowing sound...

"Ah!!!" The piercing scream made Son Gohan's head explode.

In her fright, her body instinctively contracted, and the originally loose bath towel instantly slipped off without any obstruction!

After all, her skin, like milk, was exceptionally smooth!!

"Turn around!!" Bulma shouted loudly, quickly picking up the bath towel to cover herself!

But in her haste, she could cover the top but not the bottom, or cover the bottom but not the top!!

Son Gohan was also startled and quickly turned his head away!!

Slap!!

Bulma had no choice but to walk back into the bathroom, slam the door shut, and change into a bathrobe that covered her entire body!!

Calm down, calm down. He's just a little kid, so what if he saw? It's fine, it's fine!! Bulma patted her own chest, which she took great pride in, to soothe herself!

Three minutes later!!

"Son Gohan, what do you want???" As soon as Bulma stepped out, she couldn't help but snap at him.

"I want!!!"

"Hm??"

"Pfft, pfft, pfft!!! No, that's not it... I have something to ask you, Ms. Bulma, but the timing doesn't seem right..." Son Gohan hurriedly explained.

"You brat, get out of here right now! Go wait outside!!" Bulma's face was flushed with shame and anger.

Son Gohan used High-Speed Movement and flashed out of the room!!

Calm down, calm down. She's Dad's friend, which makes her like an aunt to me. I can't think like that!!! Son Gohan tried to suppress his own emotions.

But once an evil thought takes root, it cannot be easily dispelled!!

The more he thought, the more his mind wandered, drifting toward the terabytes of data from his past life!

Domestic, European, uncensored, Asian, Chinese, chaotic...

The devil in his heart whispered: Why overthink it? There's no blood relation anyway!!

No. I can't. This involves...

No blood relation, and you can call her Auntie... that's kind of exciting, isn't it!!

Distracting thoughts ran wild!!

Inside the room!

What did he mean just now??? What did he mean by "I want"?? Something feels off!! Bulma was a bit of a fujoshi herself; otherwise, she wouldn't have gone out to search for the Dragon Balls at such a young age just to find a boyfriend!

That brat is only four years old and he's already 1.5 meters tall. In another two years, won't he be 1.8 meters? Bulma's eyes sparkled as she imagined countless scenarios in her mind.

Pfft, pfft, pfft, what am I thinking? He's Son Wukong's son!! Bulma instantly felt ashamed of her own thoughts.

Deep inside her, a little devil also emerged: Hmph, Chi-Chi got to Son Wukong first. If I can't have Son Wukong, can't I have his son??

The more Bulma thought about it, the redder her face became, and her legs felt weak as she stood there!!

Originally, both of them were trying to calm down, but who would have thought they would only end up more flustered!

A full hour passed!

"You brat, come in!!" Bulma called out to Son Gohan outside.

"Oh!!" Son Gohan walked in trembling, his eyes squeezed shut! He was terrified of seeing something he shouldn't see again.

"Open your eyes!! You've already seen everything anyway! You and Son Wukong are both jerks. This girl has truly fallen into the hands of you father and son in this lifetime!" Bulma muttered with dissatisfaction.

"Oh!!" Son Gohan slowly opened his eyes.

By now, Bulma had changed her clothes and returned to being a youthful, beautiful girl!

Immediately, Son Gohan thought to himself: My dad even slept with his head on your chest back then; I only took a look!

What kind of talk is that?? What kind of talk is that?? Listen to yourself, is that something a human should say?

Are you saying Bulma exists just to make contributions to the Son family?

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