It was worth noting that in the Dragon Ball world, "humans" usually referred to intelligent life forms.
Gods were not included.
For example, Frieza, Cell, Majin Buu, and the others all fell under the category of humans.
"You don't know? This is the most famous Gourmet Planet in our universe," the frog-like man replied.
"Oh? The Gourmet Planet? I've heard of it." Vegeta nodded, then kicked the frog-like man ten meters away. He turned to Lu Fan and said, "They say it has all kinds of food from across the Omni-Universe... Damn it, why did we come to this boring planet? We're here to increase our S-Cells, not to eat!"
The frog-like man gritted his teeth as he got to his feet, then glared viciously at Vegeta.
Vegeta didn't even bother acknowledging him.
"Maybe living on this planet for a while will increase the S-Cells in our bodies," Lu Fan guessed.
"Hmph. We've got nothing else to do, so we may as well settle here for now." Vegeta didn't object.
I have to increase my S-Cells as quickly as possible and become a Super Saiyan!
Then I'll be the one to defeat that bastard Frieza!
Once Frieza is gone, I'll be the strongest in the universe.
Vegeta was thrilled.
"So, how about we start a little business? Get a taste of life here?" Lu Fan mused.
"Are you kidding me? We're a warrior race, and you want us to do business here?" Vegeta was so angry his nose nearly twisted out of shape.
"Relax!" Lu Fan said.
Vegeta immediately fell silent.
That was right. He needed to calm down a little.
Otherwise, how could he increase his S-Cells?
"The only way to experience life here is to start some kind of small business," Lu Fan said. "Or do you plan to kill everyone on this planet? How would that help you increase your S-Cells?"
Vegeta: "..."
"Fine, do whatever you want!" Vegeta gritted his teeth and reluctantly agreed.
"What should we sell, then?" Lu Fan rested his chin in his hand and pondered.
"Hmph. All I know is fighting. Don't ask me about business," Vegeta snorted.
"I'll open a shop. Are you sure you're not going to do anything?" Lu Fan smiled. "Don't come crying to me if I become a Super Saiyan before you and you're still nothing."
"Quit bragging. I, Vegeta, will be the first to become a Super Saiyan!" Vegeta declared confidently.
"Hm? What's this?" Lu Fan walked up to a tree and gazed at it silently.
"Hmph. It's just a plant," Vegeta said.
"This looks like a Cola Tree," Lu Fan mused.
"What kind of nonsense name is that? Who cares what it's called!" Vegeta wasn't interested.
"There seem to be quite a few of these plants on this planet," Lu Fan said. "I've got it. We'll make Cola."
"Cola? What's that for?" Vegeta didn't understand.
"You just have to do one thing for me. If anyone tries to copy my product, go deal with them," Lu Fan suggested.
"Hmph. I'm good at that kind of thing." Vegeta didn't object.
They were here to experience life, after all.
Experiencing life was supposed to increase their S-Cells.
Vegeta also wanted to become a Super Saiyan as soon as possible.
And so Lu Fan's Cola plan got underway.
Three months later.
A drink called "Cola" gradually gained popularity across the Gourmet Planet.
People discovered that its greatest feature was... how delicious it was.
It went perfectly with the food there, too.
Being able to enjoy a delicious meal and drink something so tasty at the same time was simply unbeatable.
Many aliens recognized a business opportunity. They bought Cola and studied its ingredients.
Quite a few alien civilizations had highly advanced technology, and it was easy for them to figure out exactly how Lu Fan had developed Cola.
They immediately prepared to start making knockoffs.
But once Vegeta showed off his tremendous power, the aliens backed down at once.
Quite a few people also recognized them.
The race that made Cola was none other than the Saiyans!
The Cola had been made by two Saiyans.
How could the aliens dare try anything underhanded?
The reason they wanted to copy the drink in the first place was that this Saiyan named Lu Fan was such a stingy seller.
He only sold 1,000 bottles of Cola a day.
No more.
It didn't matter who asked.
They said that once, the Galaxy King came here to buy Cola.
But by the time it was his turn, there were exactly 1,001 people in line.
Lu Fan still refused to sell him any.
The Galaxy King was so angry that he couldn't sleep for several days.
Another month or so went by.
Lu Fan's stall was tiny, barely more than a little space to set up shop.
The Cola-making process was simple, too. Lu Fan had even found a scientist to develop a method of synthesizing Cola for him.
All he had to do was press a button on the machine, and a bottle of Cola would magically appear.
"Hey, Lu Fan, what kind of way is that to run a business? You only sell 1,000 bottles a day?" Vegeta sighed.
"Do you think we're here to do business?" Lu Fan smiled at Vegeta.
"If we're not doing business, what are we doing?" Vegeta asked, confused.
"We came here to experience life and increase our S-Cells, Your Highness... aren't you going against the whole point?" Lu Fan let out a breath.
Vegeta: "..."
Damn it!
I'd gotten so caught up in the business that I'd nearly forgotten myself.
Right!
I'm here to increase my S-Cells.
The business itself doesn't matter.
"Come to think of it, I wonder how much our S-Cells have increased. How can you tell how many you have?" Vegeta asked.
"You can't really tell. But I think the way I'm training is different from yours," Lu Fan said, shaking his head.
"What do you mean, your training is different from mine? You've been my sparring partner this whole time. How is it different?" Vegeta was puzzled.
"Once the S-Cells in my body reach a certain level, I might not be able to become a Super Saiyan," Lu Fan mused.
"Can't transform? Didn't that dragon say that any Saiyan can become a Super Saiyan once they have enough S-Cells?" Vegeta said.
"I might have a chance of becoming a Super Saiyan God," Lu Fan said thoughtfully.
Vegeta: "..."
Vegeta froze for a full ten seconds.
You bastard... are you messing with me?
We're both increasing our S-Cells.
So once you reach a certain level, you become a Super Saiyan God?
And when I reach that level, I can only become a Super Saiyan?
Who do you think you're fooling?
"You might not believe me if I told you," Lu Fan said.
"Then don't tell me," Vegeta snapped irritably.
"See? You're getting worked up again, Vegeta." Lu Fan smiled.
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