Dragon Ball: I Condensed Destruction to Infinity
Chapter 21

I Might Become a Super Saiyan God

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It is worth mentioning that the so-called humans in the Dragon Ball world generally refer to sentient life forms.

This does not include gods.

For instance, Frieza, Cell, Majin Buu, and others all fall under the category of humans.

"Don't you know? This is the most famous Gourmet Planet in our universe," the frog-man replied.

"Oh? A Gourmet Planet? I have heard of this planet." Vegeta nodded, kicked the frog-man ten meters away, and said to Lu Fan, "It is said that this place possesses all kinds of delicacies from across the universe... Damn it, why did we come to this boring planet? We are here to increase our S-Cells, not to eat!"

The frog-man gritted his teeth as he climbed back up, turning around to glare fiercely at Vegeta.

Vegeta didn't even bother to acknowledge the frog-man.

"Perhaps living on this planet for a while will increase the S-Cells in our bodies," Lu Fan speculated.

"Hmph, idle hands are idle hands, so we might as well settle down here for now." Vegeta did not object.

I must increase the S-Cells in my body as quickly as possible and become a Super Saiyan!

Then, I will be the one to defeat that guy Frieza!

Once I eliminate Frieza, I will be the number one in the universe.

Vegeta was overjoyed.

"So, shall we do a little business? Experience life here?" Lu Fan pondered aloud.

"Are you joking? We are a warrior race; you want us, the warrior race, to do business here?" Vegeta was so angry his nose was almost crooked.

"Calm down!" Lu Fan said.

Vegeta immediately stopped talking.

Yes, he should be calmer.

Otherwise, how could he increase his S-Cells?

"Only by doing a little business can we truly experience life here," Lu Fan said. "Otherwise, do you intend to kill everyone on this planet? How would you increase your S-Cells then?"

Vegeta: "..."

"Do whatever you want!" Vegeta gritted his teeth and reluctantly agreed.

"Tell me, what should we make?" Lu Fan rested his chin in his hand, deep in thought.

"Hmph, I only know how to fight; don't come to me for business matters," Vegeta huffed.

"I'm opening the shop; are you sure you won't do anything?" Lu Fan smiled. "Don't come crying to me when I've already become a Super Saiyan and you're still nothing."

"Stop bragging, the first person to become a Super Saiyan will definitely be me, Vegeta!" Vegeta was full of confidence.

"Huh? What is this?" Lu Fan walked up to a tree and looked at it silently.

"Hmph, just a plant," Vegeta said.

"This looks like a Cola Tree," Lu Fan mused.

"What kind of nonsense is that? Who cares what it's called!" Vegeta had no interest in such things.

"I've noticed there are quite a few plants like this on this planet," Lu Fan said. "I've got it—let's make cola."

"Cola? What's that for?" Vegeta didn't understand.

"You only need to do one thing for me: if anyone dares to copy my product, you go over and deal with them," Lu Fan proposed.

"Hmph, that's something I'm quite good at." Vegeta did not object.

After all, they were here to experience life.

Experiencing life was for the sake of increasing S-Cells.

Vegeta also wanted to become a Super Saiyan as soon as possible.

And so, Lu Fan's cola plan began.

Three months later.

A beverage called "cola" had gradually spread across this Gourmet Planet.

People discovered that the greatest characteristic of this drink was... it was too delicious.

Moreover, it was the perfect match for the food here.

Being able to drink such a tasty beverage while enjoying the local delicacies was simply too satisfying.

Many aliens also caught onto the business opportunity, buying the cola and researching its ingredients.

Quite a few aliens possessed extremely advanced technology, and they easily figured out the composition of the cola Lu Fan had developed.

These aliens immediately prepared to start producing imitations.

However, after Vegeta displayed his immense strength, these aliens immediately backed down.

Many people had also recognized them.

The race making the cola was actually the Saiyans!

It was Cola created by two Saiyans.

How could the aliens dare to harbor any crooked ideas now?

The reason these aliens wanted to replicate this beverage was simple.

It was mainly because this Saiyan named Lu Fan was too much of a troll.

He only sold 1,000 bottles of Cola every day.

Not a single bottle more.

It didn't matter who showed up; it wasn't going to work.

It is said that once, the Galaxy King came here to buy Cola.

As it turned out, he was the 1,001st person in line.

Lu Fan flat-out refused to sell him any.

The Galaxy King was so angry he couldn't sleep for several days.

Just like that, another month or so passed.

Lu Fan's stall wasn't big; it was just a tiny little spot.

The process of making the Cola was also very simple; Lu Fan had specifically found a scientist to develop a Cola synthesis technology for him.

As long as one pressed a button on that machine, a bottle of Cola would magically appear.

"Hey, Lu Fan, is this any way to run a business? Only selling 1,000 bottles a day?" Vegeta sighed.

"Do you think we're here to run a business?" Lu Fan looked at Vegeta with a smile.

"If we aren't doing business, then what are we doing?" Vegeta was stunned.

"We are here to experience life and increase our S-Cells, my Prince... have you lost your way?" Lu Fan exhaled.

Vegeta: "..."

Damn it!

I was so caught up in doing business that I almost got myself lost in it.

That's right!

I'm here to increase my S-Cells.

Business or whatever else is completely unimportant.

"By the way, I wonder how our S-Cell growth is coming along? How can you even tell how many you have?" Vegeta asked.

"It's true that you can't see it, but it seems my path of cultivation is a bit different from yours," Lu Fan shook his head.

"What do you mean? What do you mean your path is different? You've been my sparring partner all this time, how could it be different?" Vegeta was a bit puzzled.

"After the S-Cells in my body grow to a certain level, I might not be able to transform into a Super Saiyan," Lu Fan pondered.

"Unable to transform? Didn't that dragon say? As long as you are a Saiyan, once the S-Cells in your body reach a certain quantity, you can transform into a Super Saiyan," Vegeta said.

"I might have a certain chance of becoming a Super Saiyan God," Lu Fan said thoughtfully.

Vegeta: "..."

Vegeta was stunned for a full ten seconds.

You... are you kidding me?

We are both increasing our S-Cells.

Yet when you reach a certain level, you become a Super Saiyan God?

And when I reach a certain level, I can only become a Super Saiyan?

Who are you trying to fool?

"You might not believe it if I told you," Lu Fan said.

"Then don't tell me," Vegeta snapped irritably.

"See, you're being hot-headed again, Vegeta," Lu Fan said with a smile.

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