Champa and Vados

"Bullshit! You've made peace with it, but have you turned into a Super Saiyan?" Vegeta scoffed.

"Didn't I tell you? I might not be able to become a Super Saiyan." Lu Fan shook his head. "I'm following the path of the Super Saiyan God."

"Tch! Spare me the useless talk!" Vegeta bared his teeth. "I've had enough of this peaceful life. From now on, we're going our separate ways! I'll pack up and leave this planet!"

"Fine, do whatever you want," Lu Fan said.

"You don't need to be my sparring partner anymore, either. Planet Vegeta is gone, anyway," Vegeta said.

What Vegeta didn't know was that

in those three years, Lu Fan's strength had undergone a qualitative leap.

Universe 6, Champa Planet.

The God of Destruction Champa was lying on a lounge chair with his eyes closed, resting.

"This is so boring. I'm not like that guy Beerus, who can sleep all the time. Why can't I fall asleep?" Champa said, then yawned.

The Angel Vados was holding her Staff and observing the universe.

"Hey, Vados, find us something to do." Champa turned to look at Vados.

"What would Lord Champa like to do?" Vados lowered her Staff and asked with a smile.

"Is there anything good to eat lately?" Champa asked.

"Anything good to eat?" Vados shook her head. "It seems we've eaten nearly all the delicacies in our universe, and there's nothing new to find... After all, billions of years have passed... We've already tried everything there is to eat."

"You're right..." Champa nodded, looking disappointed.

"Lord Champa could think about whether there's anything you've eaten before that you'd like to have again," Vados suggested.

"Something I've eaten before that I want to eat again..." Champa thought it over, then shook his head in disappointment. Almost absentmindedly, he added, "By the way, we don't have anything like that in our universe. Do the other universes have any good food?"

"The other universes?" Vados paused, thought for a moment, and replied, "Now that you mention it, Lord Champa... I heard there's a Gourmet Planet in Universe 7. It has delicacies from across the universe. Would you like to go try some?"

"A Gourmet Planet?" Champa blinked. "There's really a planet like that?"

"Before Lord Beerus went to sleep, he appointed Frieza, who is known as the Emperor of the Universe, to work for him. To curry favor with Lord Beerus, Mr. Frieza specially built him a Gourmet Planet, so he could enjoy it when he woke up," Vados explained.

"What did you say?" Champa's eyes widened, and his face filled with envy and jealousy.

How did that guy Beerus get such a perceptive underling?

He even built him a Gourmet Planet?

What about me?

I don't think I even have any underlings.

Looks like I should find myself an underling.

Right, let's go try the food first. Meow Meow Novel

What if the food on that Gourmet Planet isn't any good?

If the food there isn't tasty, why would I bother building a Gourmet Planet of my own?

"Vados, shall we go try it?" Champa suggested.

"Of course, Lord Champa." Vados nodded, raising no objections.

Champa stood beside Vados.

"Tap!"

Vados lightly tapped the ground with her Staff.

A brilliant glow, like starlight, quickly enveloped Vados and Champa.

"Whoosh!"

Vados took Champa with her as she slipped into the Void, and they vanished in an instant.

They flew for well over an hour.

At last, Vados and Champa landed on the Gourmet Planet.

As soon as they arrived, Champa could clearly smell the aroma of cooking in the air.

"This really feels like a Gourmet Planet," Champa said, nodding.

"Lord Champa, what would you like to eat?" Vados asked.

"Hey." Champa grabbed a frog-person at random. "Tell me, where can I find the best food on this planet?"

Frog-person: "..."

You people have got to be kidding me!

Why do you always grab me when you ask for directions?

Three years ago, that bratty Saiyan kid named Vegeta grabbed me just like this!

And today, this Cat Person is doing it too!

"Speak up. What are you spacing out for?" Champa tapped the frog-person on the head.

"Ribbit..." The frog-person couldn't help letting out a croak.

"Mm, got it. It's over there." Champa nodded and casually tossed the frog-person aside.

Frog-person: "..."

You got it?

I only said something in my own language!

How did you know what I meant?

Can you understand my language?

"Signature chicken wings? Are they any good?" Champa headed in the direction the frog-person had pointed. "Chicken wings? I've never heard of that food before."

"Maybe it's just called something different where you're from," Vados guessed.

"Now I'm looking forward to it," Champa said with a smile.

Champa and Vados soon arrived at the restaurant called "Flavorful Chicken Wings."

Most restaurants on the Gourmet Planet specialized in just one kind of food.

This place, for example, served chicken wings.

It had four main varieties: grilled, steamed, boiled, and fried.

The owner had done remarkably well to come up with those four options.

Of course, these four kinds of chicken wings were made with hardly any seasoning—just a little salt.

Even so, Champa and Vados ate with great relish.

"I never imagined the wings of these birds, evolved from pterosaurs, could taste so good," Champa said, his mouth slick with grease.

"Yeah, these are the best chicken wings I've ever had," Vados said, nodding in agreement.

"You two are trying chicken wings for the first time, right?" an alien at the next table asked.

"Yes," Vados replied politely with a nod.

"If you have them with cola, they taste even better." The alien took a satisfied sip from his cup of cola, then bit into a chicken wing.

"What? What are you talking about?" Champa blinked. "What's that you're drinking? Dung beetle pee from Planet Mudala?"

Alien: "..."

What are you talking about?

"It's called cola. It's the best drink on this planet," the alien sighed.

This Cat Person really didn't know anything.

"A drink? How good could it be?" Champa stared blankly for three seconds.

It was just a drink.

It wasn't as if he'd never had one before.

"Of course it's good. This drink has become popular all over the Gourmet Planet," the alien replied.

"Where can I buy it?" Champa asked.

"There's a cola shop at the intersection over there. It's the only one on the planet," the alien replied. "But I'm afraid it's probably closed by now."

. Provided by Dong Yuan, author of Dragon Ball: I Condense Destruction to Infinity, Lu Fan, Son Goku