"Whoosh!"
The three of them streaked across the void in two different colored trails of light, quickly leaving Universe 7 and entering the space of Universe 6.
"Kid, this is my Universe 6. Everything in this universe is under my jurisdiction," Champa said.
"Good luck," Lu Fan replied.
Champa: "..."
What the hell is "good luck"!
This kid is always saying things that make no sense.
"Whoosh!"
The three of them accelerated their pace.
Before long, an inverted triangular planet appeared before Lu Fan's eyes.
"What a peculiar place," Lu Fan smiled.
"This is my God of Destruction Realm," Champa said indifferently.
"Thud!"
The three descended from the sky, landing on the surface of Champa Planet.
"I'm thirsty, kid. Hurry up and make me a glass of cola," Champa ordered Lu Fan.
"Vados, would you like one?" Lu Fan turned to ask Vados.
Champa gritted his teeth in annoyance.
I already showed you my immense power on the way here.
How is it that you don't seem afraid at all?
"I would like one," Vados nodded.
"Alright, I'll make it for you right now." Lu Fan set up his stall, then said to Champa, "Hey, Fat Cat, don't just stand there. Go plant that Cola Tree. If you want to drink cola, that tree is the raw material."
"You must call me Lord Champa!" Champa's face darkened.
"Uh, Lord Champa, please plant that Cola Tree," Lu Fan corrected himself.
"That's more like it." Champa nodded in satisfaction and went to plant the tree.
However, after Champa finished planting the tree, he suddenly felt that something wasn't quite right.
What the hell!
It feels like this kid is using me like a donkey.
This kid is too wicked!
Just you wait.
Once I get tired of drinking cola, I'll show you what's coming to you.
Lu Fan poured two glasses of cola, took a sip from one, and casually handed it to Vados.
Vados: "..."
You're giving me the one you already drank from?
"Cola is a drink that tastes best with enough carbonation, and it's even better with ice," Lu Fan explained. "Anyway, I've already added ice for you; the flavor is just right."
Vados was momentarily debating whether she should actually drink this cola.
"It's fine, I don't mind sharing with you," Lu Fan said.
Vados wiped away a bead of sweat.
You drank from it, and you're the one saying you don't mind...
After a brief moment of hesitation, Vados took the cola from Lu Fan and took a sip.
The moment Vados tasted Lu Fan's cola, her eyes lit up.
Sure enough, cola with ice is much better.
"Kid, where's mine?" Champa reached out his hand.
"I saved it for you, Fat Cat," Lu Fan handed over the cola.
"I'll say it again, you must call me Lord Champa!" Champa said with a dark expression.
"Mm-hmm, Lord Champa," Lu Fan nodded.
Champa took the cola and took a sip.
"Ice? Why doesn't mine have any?" Champa paused, noticing that his cola was at room temperature and not chilled.
"Wait a minute, what did you use to add the ice just now?" Vados suddenly realized something.
"Uh, I just blew a breath onto the cola, and that breath contained cold energy," Lu Fan explained.
Vados: "..."
Vados felt as if her entire being was not doing so well at that moment.
I, an Angel, was almost played by you.
Why do I feel like what I just drank wasn't cola...
Champa was secretly gloating on the side.
It's a good thing mine didn't have ice added.
If I had let this brat add ice...
I'd be... I'd be disgusted to death.
"The taste is not bad." Champa nodded in satisfaction.
This stuff is truly delicious.
And what made Champa feel the happiest was...
I've stolen someone from Universe 7 and brought him to our Universe 6.
If Beerus finds out, he'll definitely be so angry that smoke will pour out of his nose.
Besides, that guy Beerus has probably never even tasted this kind of drink.
Wah-ha-ha-ha!
I am truly too clever.
"Another glass," Vados said.
"Mm-hmm, do you want ice added again?" Lu Fan asked.
"No need... I'll do it myself." Vados wiped away sweat.
"Don't be polite. If you keep being polite with me, I'm going to get upset with you," Lu Fan said earnestly.
Vados: "..."
Just like that, Lu Fan temporarily settled down on Laslot Planet.
Time passed day by day.
Half a year later.
Champa had finished drinking just about all the cola.
In Champa's own words, he had basically reached the point of being nearly sick of it.
Before, he would drink it every day until he couldn't drink anymore.
Now, one glass a day was plenty.
Additionally, in his spare time, whenever Champa was in a good mood, he would occasionally guide Lu Fan in his training.
Lu Fan studied diligently.
It had to be said that after some of Champa's guidance, Lu Fan's comprehension of Destruction had deepened.
Of course, Vados would also guide Lu Fan.
Therefore, in the process of learning Destruction, Lu Fan would also study the Angel's Ultra Instinct.
"Hey, brat, I've had enough of the cola; hurry up and develop some new drinks," Champa said to Lu Fan.
"Fat Cat, next time you go out to destroy a planet, bring back a lemon tree while you're at it," Lu Fan said.
"How many times have I told you, don't call me Fat Cat, you must call me Lord Champa!" Champa said with a dark face.
"Mm-hmm, I've got it," Lu Fan nodded.
"You said you got it half a year ago!" Champa shouted.
"It's just a form of address; you still call me brat, don't you?" Lu Fan said with a smile.
"Do you know what the consequences are for being disrespectful to a God of Destruction?" Champa clenched his fists.
"I understand what you mean. Is it that if the new drink I develop doesn't taste good, you plan to destroy me?" Lu Fan grinned, revealing a set of pearly white teeth.
"Hmph, naturally." Champa nodded.
"A lemon tree? Is it this one?" The crystal ball on Vados's Staff projected a 3D image.
Inside the image was a massive lemon tree.
"Isn't this the Yellow Fruit Tree from Laslot Planet?" Champa was stunned for a moment. "I remember that fruit being extremely sour; it doesn't taste good at all... Brat, what do you want this thing for? To develop a new drink?"
"That's right. If you have time now, hurry over and bring it back," Lu Fan said with a smile.
"Brat, you better think this through. This kind of fruit is incredibly nasty; it could definitely make someone's teeth fall out from the sourness!" Champa shouted.
"Just go if I tell you to go; why are you so long-winded?" Lu Fan said irritably.
Champa: "..."
"You just wait for me. If it doesn't taste good, see how I deal with you!" Champa said huffily, then immediately transformed into a purple-red beam of light, rapidly plunging into the void and vanishing without a trace.