When I Become the Grand God of Destruction, I'll Marry You
"What era are we living in...? Are people still using such an old trick as creating clones?" Vados wiped her sweat.
"No, what my sister said isn't entirely correct," Whis murmured thoughtfully.
"Whis, what have you noticed now?" Vados asked. Meow Meow Novel...
"If my guess is correct... Mr. Lu Fan might be the future Grand God of Destruction," Whis said.
Vados blinked rapidly as she looked at Lu Fan again.
"As expected of Whis, he figured out my true identity so quickly." Lu Fan sighed slightly. "It seems I still haven't hidden it well enough."
"Heh heh, it'll be hard to fool Angel." Whis chuckled.
"Wow, that's incredible! From now on, you'll be the ruler of God of Destruction, the Grand God of Destruction who will govern the entire spacetime," Vados exclaimed in amazement.
Back in the day, this guy was just a beverage mixologist.
In just six months, it has already grown to this level.
Wrong!
That's not entirely true.
This kid had already grasped the art of destruction before I even met him.
Only I know about this.
Lord Champa was still completely unaware of the truth.
"Whis, what did you just say?" Lu Fan asked, looking at Whis.
"What?" Whis was taken aback.
"Repeat what you just said," Lu Fan said.
"Repeat that? Did I say that Mr. Lu Fan might be the future Grand God of Destruction...?" Whis replied.
"The next sentence," Lu Fan said.
"It's still difficult to fool Angel... is that true?" Whis continued.
"That's right, that's the sentence." Lu Fan nodded.
"So, there's still something we don't know, right, future Great Grand God of Destruction?" Whis said with a smile.
"Mmm." Lu Fan grinned.
Guess!
You couldn't guess it even if you racked your brains.
"Wow, this is really hard to guess..." Whis wiped his sweat.
"What's wrong?" Vados asked, her face full of curiosity.
"The Grand Priest has decided to betroth you to me," Lu Fan said to Vados.
Vados's beautiful eyes widened in surprise.
You're joking.
How could the Grand Priest possibly betroth me to you?
"So, Whis, from now on you're my brother-in-law," Lu Fan said.
Whis: "..."
What the hell is this brother-in-law...?
"Cough cough... In our Realm of the Gods... we've never had such a title..." Whis wiped his sweat vigorously.
"From now on, call me brother-in-law whenever you see me, understand?" Lu Fan said.
Whis covered his face, not wanting to say anything more.
"Hey, I never said I wanted to marry you." Vados was speechless.
"The day I become the Grand God of Destruction will be our wedding day," Lu Fan said to Vados.
Vados: "..."
"Vados, wait for me. When I come of age, I will definitely come to marry you." Lu Fan looked at Vados with deep affection.
Vados then realized...
This kid is still a minor.
Are you so desperate for your wife?
Whis shook his head and sighed.
Grand Priest... what kind of Grand God of Destruction have you found?
Is this guy really suited to be Grand God of Destruction?
"But then again, your wish has finally come true..." Vados changed the subject, "Now you're both God of Destruction and Supreme Kai, right?"
"Yes, yes, my father-in-law takes good care of me." Lu Fan nodded in acknowledgment.
Vados: "..."
So quickly he's even calling his father-in-law "father-in-law".
"However, I've already discussed it with my father-in-law. My clone will serve as the Supreme Kai for three years. If it doesn't perform well enough, my clone can be disbanded," Lu Fan said truthfully.
There's no point in hiding this from the Angel.
Besides, Lu Fan has already decided that Vados will be his wife.
What secrets do you need from your wife?
"So, you've come here to learn the skills of Supreme Kai from me?" Vados reacted quickly, looking at Lu Fan.
"Yes, yes, she's definitely my wife, she really understands me." Lu Fan nodded vigorously.
"Fine, I won't watch you two showing off your love here anymore. I'm going back now." Whis sighed, tapped his Staff lightly on the ground, and prepared to leave.
"Wait a moment," Lu Fan said.
Whis paused for a moment.
"No matter what, you'll be my brother-in-law from now on, so I can't treat you unfairly, can I?" Lu Fan smiled slightly and gently raised his hand.
"Smack!"
A can of Cola appeared in Lu Fan's hand.
"Call out!"
Lu Fan casually tossed the can of Cola to Whis.
"Cola?" Whis was taken aback, then surprised and delighted, and quickly accepted it.
"Try it, and if you like it, I'll bring you a few bottles back," Lu Fan said.
"Okay." Whis nodded, opened the can, and took a sip of Cola.
After taking that sip of Cola, Whis's eyebrows started dancing.
"Oh my... this is so delicious! This is the first time I've ever had such a good drink." Whis felt that happiness had come too suddenly.
Why have I never had such a delicious drink before?
Lu Fan thought to himself, "When you guys go to Earth in the Universe 7 and can drink Cola anywhere, won't you be furious?"
"Not bad, right?" Lu Fan asked with a smile.
"Yes, yes, this is the best drink I've ever had." Whis nodded, then added, "Thank you, brother-in-law."
Vados: "..."
Vados covered her face, her expression darkening.
Whis, you sold me out of a bottle of Cola...?
"Here, take these 10 bottles." Lu Fan waved his hand again, producing 10 cans in his hand, and said generously to Whis.
"Ten bottles... Thank you so much, brother-in-law!" Whis's eyes widened.
"But don't give it to that guy Beerus, he was incredibly rude to me," Lu Fan cautioned.
"Okay, brother-in-law, I don't even have enough for myself, how could I possibly give it to Lord Beerus?" Whis smiled mysteriously.
"Then, about my identity," Lu Fan asked again.
"Keep it a secret! I won't tell anyone, not even the other Angel." Whis nodded knowingly, then pondered, "However, it's not difficult for you, brother-in-law, to hide your identity as an avatar from the God of Destruction, but keeping it from the Angel won't be so easy."
"If one day my strength surpasses that of Angel, do you think I can still keep it a secret?" Lu Fan said with a smile.
"That should solve the problem," Whis nodded. "However, to surpass us Angel, we'll probably need to work for over a thousand years, or even longer."
Lu Fan smiled and didn't say anything more.
"Whis, don't underestimate him," Vados whispered to Whis, "Before I brought him here, he had already comprehended destruction on his own."
Whis: "..."