Dragon Ball: I Condense Destruction to Infinity

"You know what, I actually have a suitable candidate. With proper training, he could easily become the God of Destruction of Universe 7 in the future." Lu Fan grinned, revealing a set of pearly white teeth.

"Who is it?" Whis asked, startled.

"I'm thinking about it," Lu Fan said thoughtfully.

Whis: "..."

Vados: "..."

Your use of "thinking"... it makes us want to punch someone.

"Brother-in-law... are you sure you don't want to also serve as the God of Destruction of Universe 7?" Whis asked, wiping his sweat.

"I'll take on the role concurrently, I didn't say I wouldn't," Lu Fan replied.

Whis was a little confused.

Why can't I understand what you're saying?

You've confused me completely.

"What I mean is, I'll take on the role of God of Destruction for Universe 7, but I'll do a good job to the end. I'll also train a new God of Destruction and Supreme Kai for you," Lu Fan said with a smile.

"Oh, I see." Whis finally understood.

"I've been pretty good to you, my brother-in-law, haven't I?" Lu Fan stepped forward and patted Whis on the shoulder.

"Hehe, okay, if that's really the case, then that's great." Whis nodded.

"Once I've almost finished training the new God of Destruction and Supreme Kai, remember to introduce your sister to me," Lu Fan whispered to Whis.

Whis: "..."

You already have my sister, aren't you enough?

So, based on this reasoning...

Am I the younger brother-in-law or the older brother-in-law?

Vados: "..."

I heard everything.

Go ahead and do whatever you want.

I wonder which of my sisters you've taken a fancy to?

Is it Marcarita?

Or Rose?

Rose... isn't your true form with her?

It seems like Whis doesn't even need to introduce them.

So that means it's Marcarita.

No wonder you kept glancing towards Universe 11 during the God of Destruction election.

It turns out they had their eyes on Marcarita all along.

Vados sighed, feeling a wave of helplessness wash over her.

"My sister? Who is that?" Whis was also slightly taken aback, then answered his own question, "Is it Marcarita?"

"Yeah, you really know me, brother-in-law!" Lu Fan patted Whis's shoulder hard.

Vados fell silent.

Whis kept wiping away his sweat.

"Is polygamy allowed in the Realm of the Gods?" Lu Fan asked.

"You wish!" Vados roared in anger.

"It seems... there's no such rule as monogamy..." Whis mused.

"Whis!" Vados exclaimed, her eyes wide.

"Hehe... then it's decided." Whis nodded in satisfaction.

"Okay, keep it up!" Lu Fan stepped forward and shook Vados's hand.

Vados: "..."

Shouldn't you be going to get Whis's hands right now?

What do you mean by taking this opportunity to grab my hand?

"You go back first. I'll keep an eye on things in Universe 7," Lu Fan instructed, then lowered his voice and added, "Whis, when you introduce your sister to me, Cola guarantee there will be plenty of cola!"

Whis's eyes lit up immediately.

"Brother-in-law, I'll take you to the Universe 11!" Whis asked.

Vados simply stopped talking.

You sold out Marcarita for a few bottles of Cola?

"I'm still young, let's talk about it in a few years," Lu Fan said thoughtfully.

"You're only just finding out... you're still a minor..." Vados wiped her sweat.

Whis: "..."

Yeah yeah...

You are still a minor.

You've already set your sights on Marcarita?

"Oh, by the way, before you go back, here's a lemon-flavored drink for you to try." Lu Fan said, raising his hand slightly to reveal a can of soda.

The packaging is green, which is quite different from the color of Cola packaging.

Whis took a sip of his drink.

Wow!

It tastes just as good as Cola.

And they even have two different flavors.

I feel like it's a bit of a waste to have this kid as God of Destruction.

You'd be so great as a beverage flavorist.

"I haven't sponsored this Lemon Soda yet. As for the sponsorship fee... one universe will do," Lu Fan said with a smile.

Whis: "..."

Vados: "..."

The two wiped their sweat together.

You have such a big face.

The naming rights fee would be enough for a universe...

"Okay, I'll ask around when I have time and see which universe is willing to give up the spot of God of Destruction," Whis said dismissively.

"I'll learn some more of the Supreme Kai's skills from Vados, then I'll come find you in Universe 7," Lu Fan said. "It won't be long, maybe two or three months," Meow Meow Novel.

"Alright, for us Angel, two or three months is just a blink of an eye." Whis nodded.

Two or three months? We can wait.

Even if it takes two or three years, it doesn't matter.

Anyway, that's how Universe 7 is already.

Even if Lord Beerus and Supreme Kai hadn't disappeared, neither of them would have gone to work.

Our Universe 7's overall index is now almost at the bottom.

Hopefully, Lu Fan's arrival will boost the overall index of our universe.

"Well then, goodbye." Whis waved.

"Call out!"

With a gentle tap of his Staff on the ground, Whis transformed it into a dazzling flame, like a star, which quickly vanished without a trace.

After Whis left.

Vados stared at Lu Fan without saying a word.

"Vados, do you think I'm handsome? That's why you're secretly looking at me," Lu Fan said with a smile.

Vados: "..."

A brief silence.

"Are you really going to go to Universe 7 to serve as both God of Destruction and Supreme Kai?" Vados asked.

"Am I the kind of person who lies? Of course I'll do what I say." Lu Fan nodded.

"No, I mean, this is great, I can have some peace and quiet for a while," Vados smiled.

"Looks like you've had enough of your drink," Lu Fan sighed.

"Hehe... Yes, yes, we've been drinking the same beverage for a long time now, it's unrealistic to say we haven't had enough," Vados said with a laugh.

"It's okay. Before I leave, I'll develop a new type of beverage so you'll always be thinking of me," Lu Fan said.

Vados: "..."

Suddenly I realized he wasn't lying to me.

Three months later.

Lu Fan slipped a bottle of orange-flavored carbonated drink into Vados's hand.

"Vados, thank you for your hard work these past three months. Consider this drink a souvenir," Lu Fan said.

Vados: "..."

"Ahem, okay, I'll take it, I'll drink it." Vados nodded.

"Well then, goodbye." Lu Fan waved.

Champa: "..."

What about me?

Why won't I get a new drink?

"Hey kid, give me a bottle too," Champa said hastily.

"Whoosh!"

The moment Champa finished speaking, Lu Fan had already vanished through Instant Transmission.