Nine Provinces Wind and Thunder Swordsman (P)
The morning air seems to be filled with tiny, fresh beads; taking a deep breath always brings a unique feeling.
Liu Chang'an looked at An Nuan through the window. Her soft body leaned against the wall, her fair neck drooping lazily, her head tilted to the side, her long hair swaying loosely. Unlike the girl who was always dressed and tidy at school, she looked even more gentle and soft at this moment.
Liu Chang'an put down the willow branch he was holding, pushed open the door and entered. An Nuan took two steps back, clutching the clothes she was going to change into, her cheeks slightly flushed. "What are you doing?"
"I want to know what it feels like to be bitten by a vampire. You turn into a vampire and show me." Liu Chang'an sized up An Nuan. Actually, it's hard for men to resist beautiful girls with long legs. An Nuan's slender legs under her short pajama pants had a strong visual impact.
"Hmph, let me show you my tiger teeth, then you'll know how powerful I am." An Nuan bit her lower lip, revealing two cute little tiger teeth, her brows furrowed, like a majestic little tiger.
"It's not powerful at all; on the contrary, it will enhance the enemy's fighting strength, their desire to win, their power, speed, reaction time, and explosiveness." Liu Chang'an pounded his chest with his fists, "I'm almost turning into King Kong!"
"Ugh! Get out of here, I need to change." An Nuan chuckled; being with her boyfriend always made her more easily amused.
"Do you need my help? I've seen a lot of books about girls' bras getting caught on their skin, zippers not working, or getting stuck in their flesh. It's very dangerous and painful. Just in case, I think I'll stay." Liu Chang'an was very willing to help.
"Hmph, only chubby girls like your Bai Hui would have this problem." Of course, An Nuan couldn't directly say that other girls were fat, as that would make her seem mean. The word "chubby" was much better; many boys liked chubby girls.
"Sigh, then be careful. If you're in any danger, call me immediately. I can break through the wall to help you."
Liu Chang'an was about to leave after he finished speaking, but An Nuan called him back, "By the way, last night they seemed to be talking about that Nine Provinces Wind and Thunder Swordsman going to sea, and then I fell asleep. What happened next?"
"The Nine Provinces Wind and Thunder Swordsman's voyage this time is different from his previous attempts to simply dig a hole in a log and use it as a boat. He has prepared a fleet, including a massive warship carrying dozens of songstresses and maids ranging in age from ten to eighteen..."
"Ten years old!" An Nuan said incredulously.
"It's not like we're going to do anything to her when she's only ten. Let's raise her first."
"That's way too young," An Nuan said indignantly. "That's perverted."
"In ancient times, girls generally married at fifteen, mainly between fourteen and eighteen. As for the Song Dynasty... although some criticize the increasingly younger age of marriage, it's true that many married at twelve or thirteen. The Nine Provinces Wind and Thunder Swordsman simply adopted many women with pitiful backgrounds; he's not perverted, not perverted at all..."
"He should be called the Nine Provinces Wind and Thunder Big Pervert, and he's got dozens of them! Is he going to spread his seed all over the world?"
Liu Chang'an coughed lightly, "In ancient times, entertainment was scarce, so matters between men and women seemed all the more alluring. Otherwise, why would there be so many poems about prostitutes, or poems dedicated to prostitutes?"
"Does this Nine Provinces Wind and Thunder Swordsman have a favorite girl? What does she look like? With dozens of girls, once things settle down, he'll have to find one to be his main wife, right? Otherwise, with so many girls vying for his attention, how can things work without a leader?" An Nuan was very objective and realistic in thinking about the Nine Provinces Wind and Thunder Swordsman, even though she really hoped that the Nine Provinces Wind and Thunder would strike down and kill the swordsman.
"Maybe it will look good."
"What happened to these girls afterwards?"
They're all dead.
"Ah?"
"Except for the Longevity Nine Provinces Wind and Thunder Swordsman, everyone else was bound to die, so they all died."
"It's such a tragic ending, "An Nuan thought dejectedly. "How many people can survive in a palace drama? In fact, when people fight each other, there are always winners and losers, but when people fight against time, there is only defeat and no victory."
"Could it be that in the end, everyone else dies, leaving only him, and then he goes off to other places, meets new people, and so on?" An Nuan felt a little sorry for the Nine Provinces Wind and Thunder Swordsman. He must be either heartbroken or like a withered tree, calm and still.
"Yes, isn't it romantic?"
"Romantic my foot! Get out of here, I really need to change."
Liu Chang'an then went out.
The earthy smell of the crucian carp in the tank had mostly dissipated. Instead of gutting them, I simply made a cut under their gills to remove their internal organs, rinsed off the blood, and then strung the crucian carp onto a willow branch.
Those who ate grilled crucian carp for breakfast were the students who stayed up last night, except for Bai Hui who was catching up on sleep. Bai Hui only got up again after everyone had finished breakfast, played for a while, and was about to leave.
Miao Yingying had already given Gao Dewei a serious warning, assuring him that she had no intention of committing suicide, and Gao Dewei expressed his belief in her.
An Nuan's ball game was in the afternoon today. Liu Chang'an went with her and they parted ways after the game. Although Liu Yuewang had promised An Nuan that he wouldn't call to urge her to go home when she was with Liu Chang'an, something different happened yesterday.
"I asked a friend of mine yesterday, and he said you can only guard against it for a short time, not all summer. Besides, if a boy really wants to do those things, he'll put in a lot of effort, think of every possible way, and seize every opportunity." Liu Yuewang sighed and said helplessly, "He said the key is for girls to take good care of themselves."
As she spoke, Liu Yuewang pulled a box of condoms out of her pocket.
Even though she was at home, Liu Yuewang still looked around suspiciously before quickly stuffing the item into An Nuan's pocket. Then she clapped her hands in disgust, as if she had finally succeeded in framing An Nuan.
She passed by several adult stores today but didn't have the courage to go in. After all, she thought someone she knew might see her, and even if a stranger did, she would feel ashamed.
I finally thought of shopping online, had the courier deliver it to the locker, and then secretly went to get it myself. I even used a backup phone number and a fake name.
"I don't need it!" An Nuan's cheeks flushed red. Although the mother-daughter relationship was more like a friendship than that of ordinary families, An Nuan still felt extremely ashamed when her mother started making these preparations for her.
"You've already... you've already done that?" Liu Yuewang looked at her precious daughter in astonishment.
"No! I told you, I've never even kissed him." An Nuan quickly stuffed the box back into Liu Yuewang's bag.
As if he had received a hot potato, Liu Yuewang took it out and tossed it to An Nuan.
The two of them tossed it back and forth, finally throwing it in the trash can, and then it was finally over.
Liu Yuewang thought to herself, "Even though we haven't kissed yet, is falling in love a problem to be solved? We have to take it one step at a time."
Even when solving problems, there's always the option to "skip this step."