Drunk
As Liu Yuewang changed her clothes, she watched An Nuan's overly swollen and eager expression as she tried on Liu Yuewang's bra.
Although Liu Yuewang thought An Nuan should stay angry for a while, since girls are so easy to coax, men will definitely pay less attention to her emotions in the future. Liu Yuewang had also read some of Teacher Mi Mu Gou's articles and could give An Nuan some guidance.
However, she also had to admit that since Liu Chang'an had even produced the property certificate, it was understandable that An Nuan was overjoyed rather than angry.
Women ultimately value "meaning." They might say that being with you makes every day Valentine's Day, but if you're not prepared for Valentine's Day or Qixi Festival when it actually arrives, it won't do... They always say that something is "meaningful," that it has "meaning" here and there, but in reality, it's often something that has no practical significance whatsoever.
The property certificate is very meaningful, so Liu Chang'an is very sincere. Liu Yuewang didn't think Liu Chang'an had any responsibility in yesterday's incident, and now that he is willing to coax An Nuan like this, it shows that he has a greater degree of recognition and appreciation, just like when Liu Yuewang saw the cheongsam that Liu Chang'an made.
However, this is not a reason for Liu Yuewang to completely abandon certain detective activities.
"Don't touch my underwear..." Liu Yuewang helplessly, pushing An Nuan's hand away. "You're a two-D, okay... Go wear your own, I'll change you if it's too tight."
An Nuan was in a good mood and no longer cared about her mother's sarcasm.
"Go keep Liu Chang'an company. Let him stay here for dinner to celebrate your reconciliation." Liu Yuewang noticed An Nuan's thoughtful look and quickly added, "Old Ling is home alone. I'll call her over for dinner later."
An Nuan was a little puzzled when her mother suggested celebrating her reconciliation with Liu Chang'an, but since Professor Ling had been invited over, she figured it was just a casual remark to celebrate. Without thinking too much about it, she went out of her room to talk to Liu Chang'an.
After a while, Liu Yuewang came out of the room and asked, "Chang'an, Professor Ling brought over a turtle. Do you know how to cook it?"
"Of course I will," An Nuan said proudly, even though she had never eaten the turtle cooked by Liu Chang'an, nor had she ever heard of Liu Chang'an being able to cook turtle.
But how could there be anything that flies in the sky, runs on the ground, or swims in the water that my boyfriend can't do?
"I'll make it according to your tastes." Liu Chang'an nodded; he not only knew how to make it, but he knew many different ways to do it.
Women who are somewhat particular about their lives and work are generally not very good at handling soft-shelled turtles.
"Then I'll trouble you to cook tonight. Why don't you eat here tonight? There's still some food in the fridge, check it later."
Liu Yuewang enthusiastically went to brew tea again.
"Does your mother approve of our relationship now?" Liu Chang'a Nuan.
"Don't be arrogant and complacent, you still need to keep trying to please me!" An Nuan quickly indicated that she was not yet meat on his chopping block, and that he should not be arrogant and complacent, but should continue to work hard.
"I've already given you the property deed, what more do you want?"
An Nuan proudly hugged Liu Chang'an's arm and shook it back and forth as a reward.
After Liu Yuewang brewed the tea, Professor Ling opened the door, carrying a large turtle in a net. He said happily, "This turtle is wild! A friend of mine caught it in the river at the farmhouse. It's quite fierce; when I poked it with my chopsticks at first, it jumped up and tried to bite me!"
A turtle that jumps up and bites?
The women clearly didn't care whether the turtle would jump up and bite. Liu Yuewang shouted to kill it quickly, An Nuan sighed that the turtle was fierce, and Professor Ling said that he had already subdued it a lot.
The task of killing the turtle was naturally assigned to Liu Chang'an.
"Chang'an, thank you for your trouble. But I'm practically your mother-in-law, so I'd like to try your cooking today." Professor Ling handed the turtle to Liu Chang'an.
"Aunt Ling!" An Nuan said reproachfully.
"There's still some food in the fridge, see what you want to cook. I'll call and get those two bottles of wine, we can have a little tonight." Liu Yuewang added after saying that, "To have fun!"
"What's the matter?" Professor Ling asked.
"It's alright, it's alright... You can have a drink with Chang'an later." Liu Yuewang called Professor Ling over, because Professor Ling could indeed hold his liquor.
Liu Chang'an went to the kitchen to cook turtle.
The best part of a soft-shelled turtle is its skirt. During the Southern Tang Dynasty, the monk Qian Guang once made a wish before Buddha: "A goose has four legs, and a soft-shelled turtle wears two skirts."
Goose Palm feet and turtle skirt are both delicious, but they are scarce and rare. The Jiang Linji Magazine records. "A guest stayed overnight at Jinyun Temple. The monks prepared a feast for him, the turtle being particularly delicious, but they were surprised that it had no turtle skirt..." This means that when a guest stayed overnight at Jinyun Temple, the monks prepared a meal for him, but couldn't resist eating the prepared turtle skirt first.
In many places, there is a dish called "Standing Alone at the Top," which is often made for children before the college entrance examination as a way to bring good luck.
Just as Liu Chang'an was about to kill the turtle, An Nuan ran in to help.
"Stop causing trouble, just wait to eat," Liu Chang'an shooed him away.
"I won't go out, I'll just stand here and watch you." An Nuan stood against the wall, missing Liu Chang'an after sitting in the living room for a while without seeing him.
Liu Chang'an ignored her, killed and cleaned the turtle, removed the black membrane from its skin, cut it into pieces and blanched it. He heated the lard until it was about 80% hot, then stir-fried it with scallions and ginger slices, added the turtle and stir-fried it, then added other ingredients and stewed it together. On the other stove, he prepared to stir-fry some winter bamboo shoots and cured pork to go with rice.
Professor Ling visited several times and couldn't help but admire An Nuan's boyfriend. He thought he was really good; he'd heard his own boyfriend had even chased him all the way from school to his home. Young girls really fall for that, but what's the use? How many young people these days are stable and know how to live a good life? Look at him now, lying in the hospital!
Professor Ling pulled An Nuan outside, cleared the table, and Liu Chang'an brought out the dishes. An Nuan stopped him from doing anything else and started pouring drinks, setting the table, and taking off his apron before sitting down next to him, looking like a dutiful and virtuous wife.
"Let's all have a drink today." Liu Yuewang opened a bottle of wine, took four small wine glasses, and filled them all.
"I want a drink." An Nuan poured herself another glass of grape juice.
"Whatever you want." Liu Yuewang didn't force her, and raised her glass to Liu Chang'an, "Let's toast the cooks first."
Liu Chang'an obliged and downed it in one gulp.
"Then I must also offer a toast," Professor Ling said, raising his glass as well.
Since she was practically his mother-in-law, he had to give her face, so Liu Chang'an downed his drink in one gulp.
"Drink less," An Nuan said, putting food on Liu Chang'an's plate. "Don't just drink without eating."
"Yes, yes, let's eat." Liu Yuewang said calmly, "Turtle, winter bamboo shoots and cured pork, red cabbage, stir-fried chicken and mushrooms, steamed shrimp with garlic and vermicelli, you've really worked hard."
"Chang'an's cooking skills are truly excellent. I feel like I haven't tasted this good in any other restaurant." Professor Ling was genuinely pleasantly surprised. With cooking skills like that, what kind of girlfriend couldn't she find? An Nuan is sure to be well-fed and plump in the future.
"You're in luck," Liu Yuewang, filling Professor Ling with wine and pouring some for herself. Since both women were drinking, Liu Chang'an couldn't very well not join them, could he?
That night, Liu Yuewang drank more alcohol than ever before.
She wasn't a particularly heavy drinker, but she had a good relationship with a professor in the School of Biology who researched biological hangover remedies. She got a supposedly invincible yeast hangover cure from her, and she took it before dinner... Yesterday, An Nuan ruined her plans.
With such confidence, plus Professor Ling's support, how could they not outdrink Liu Chang'an?
This guy... this guy... how come he's not drunk yet? This was Liu Yuewang's last conscious thought.
Liu Chang'an checked the time; it was already 10 p. m. An Nuan was long drunk and was now lying on the sofa.
Professor Ling received a phone call halfway through his drink and went home, never to return.
He had been drinking with Liu Yuewang, and now Liu Yuewang was lying face down opposite her.
Liu Chang'an went to the restroom. He had been affected before when he was off guard, especially when the wine was laced with aphrodisiacs. But a Saint Seiya wouldn't be defeated by the same trick twice, and neither would Liu Chang'an.
Most importantly, Liu Yuewang did not add anything else to the wine.
Liu Chang'an pondered that Liu Yuewang's intention for today was the same as her bringing a large box of Wuliangye liquor to his house for dinner yesterday.
They probably took advantage of his drunkenness to ask him some questions and then took his phone to look for clues.
It's been so long, why are you still holding a grudge? Women really aren't creatures that give up easily.
Actually, chatting with Liu Yuewang is quite interesting.
Liu Chang'an smiled, stood up to clear the table, then opened Liu Yuewang's bedroom door and helped her up.
A drunk person is completely sluggish, which is not a problem for Liu Chang'an. He just feels that the mixture of alcohol and aroma makes it easier to get drunk than just alcohol alone.
Liu Yuewang was slightly heavier than An Nuan, roughly the weight Liu Chang'an had hoped for in An Nuan. Her body possessed a rare balance and suppleness for a mature woman of her age; she didn't have excessive subcutaneous fat making her appear bloated, nor did she have the sickly thinness often associated with gastrointestinal issues. In particular, the delicate smoothness of her skin was astonishing, comparable to An Nuan's. As for many female college students who stay up late, have irregular eating habits, and still consider themselves young, they simply couldn't compare.
Liu Chang'an placed Liu Yuewang on the bed, covered her with a blanket, and when he took off her slippers, he noticed that her big toe was painted with red nail polish, and there was a lotus flower with overlapping petals painted on it.
She's a woman who's meticulous down to her toenails.
Liu Chang'an placed a glass of water on the bedside table, then closed the door and left the room.
An Nuan lay on the sofa, feeling more comfortable, so Liu Chang'an tidied up Liu Yuewang first. He didn't help An Nuan up, but instead picked her up in his arms. An Nuan, nestled in his arms, had her eyes tightly closed, a faint blush on her cheeks, and her beautiful lips pouting, as if she was having a dream that made her unhappy.
An Nuan hadn't changed her clothes. Holding her in his arms made her chest appear fuller. Liu Chang'an kissed her forehead, sat down on the edge of her bed, and first took off her outer sports pants before putting her on the bed. After all, the afternoon class was aerobics, and her pants were covered in dust. Girls are generally not allowed to sit on their beds wearing their outer pants.
She wore a skirt in the morning, naturally paired with safety shorts underneath. She changed into sports pants in the afternoon for PE class, still wearing the safety shorts. Although Liu Chang'an thought she looked very attractive and alluring, there wasn't much more to see. It was just that the girl's long, slender legs lying on the bed were enough to make him feel aroused.
Thankfully, I only drank a little too much today, and there was nothing else in the alcohol, otherwise... well, it wouldn't be a big deal, after all, she's my girlfriend, and we both love each other. It's just a pity that it wasn't when I was most sober and emotional; it's better not to...
The saying "wine is the matchmaker for lust" is absolutely true. Liu Chang'an felt he should leave quickly, but then he remembered Liu Yuewang's toes, so he decided to draw something on An Nuan's toes as well.
Liu Chang'an knew he had drunk too much and that he had actually thought about doing such a thing... but it didn't matter. He went to the bathroom to wash his face, then returned to An Nuan's bedroom and found various colors of nail polish on An Nuan's desk.
It's a very common habit for girls to suddenly pick up nail polish and paint their nails while studying.
Liu Chang'an took some wet wipes and tissues and wiped An Nuan's feet. Her toes were so delicate, they looked like a row of pearls from big to small, or like newborn Little White Pig, neatly arranged for her to play with.
Liu Chang'an held her warm, soft soles and began to draw and paint on her toes with nail polish and other miscellaneous tools.
By the time Liu Chang'an finished painting, it was already midnight. Liu Chang'an looked at his work with great satisfaction, then bent down and kissed An Nuan prevent her from having a headache the next day before leaving her house.
When Liu Chang'an returned home, he took advantage of the alcohol he had consumed that day and felt a bit tipsy, so he decided to watch An Nuan's video of trying on stockings and, while he was at it, made two bottles of face cream.
The next morning, An Nuan woke up feeling a little thirsty. She sat up, still half-asleep, and realized it was already the next day. Where was Liu Chang'an? Had she gone back?
An Nuan threw back the covers, grabbed a bottle of water from the desk and drank it. She then walked out, clutching her hair, and just then saw her mother coming out of the next room. However, unlike her, Liu Yuewang looked a little upset.
"Where's Liu Chang'an?" Liu Yuewang peeked into An Nuan's room.
"How did he end up in my room?" An Nuan asked shyly, then finally remembered what happened last night. She seemed to have fallen asleep on the sofa, but these pants... did Liu Chang'an help her take them off, or did she take them off herself?
Even though she's wearing safety shorts now... wouldn't Liu Chang'an take advantage of her drunkenness to do something to her?
He'll definitely do it, right? After all, she's a super pretty girl and his girlfriend. It's understandable and forgivable if he tries to touch her inappropriately.
But it seems unlikely that he would do that. Based on An Nuan's understanding of Liu Chang'an, his style was to force her to accept his humiliation while she was sober, making the pure, shy, innocent, and holy girl tremble under his clutches and helplessly accept his outrageous behavior.
Sigh, most likely it was just helping her take off her outer pants and putting her on the bed, An Nuan judged with some disappointment.
"And what about Professor Liu?" An Nuan looked at her mother suspiciously. Why did she look for Liu Chang'an as soon as she woke up?
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A new year, a new month, and double the joy! I wish everyone a new year where they meet the type of girls Xia Hua writes about, and who happen to like them back.
Boss, here's some monthly pass for Ga Zi!