The Timeless Tricks of Little Vixens

With their mouths stuffed full of oranges, Miao Yingying and Bai Hui couldn't find a way to get them out, even if they managed to get them into the peel. Not being very clever, they couldn't think of any solutions and could only ask Liu Chang'an for help. They let him take unflattering photos of them and watched him with longing eyes. Having their mouths stuffed full really wasn't a pleasant feeling, especially when they couldn't spit it out.

Just as Liu Chang'an was about to help Gao Dewei dig up oranges, Gao Dewei pointed to Miao Yingying and Bai Hui, indicating that Liu Chang'an should help the girls first.

Liu Chang'an glanced at Miao Yingying and Bai Hui, picked up the knife, and pinched Bai Hui's cheek with his fingers, since Bai Hui looked more pleasing to the eye than the dark-faced Miao Yingying.

Bai Hui looked at the sharp knife, feeling nervous and scared, but there was nothing she could do. She could only whimper without making any sound. She felt that Liu Chang'an was too strong, and her eyes were brimming with tears. She raised her hands and tightly grabbed Liu Chang'an's arm.

Liu Chang'an freed himself from her grasp, pinched the back of her cheek, wedged the orange in her hand, inserted a small knife into the orange and twisted it to dig a small hole. Liu Chang'an inserted his finger into the hole, his finger enveloped by the moist orange segments, slippery and juicy, exuding a sweet fragrance. He poked and prodded inside, squeezing out more juice, which trickled down Bai Hui's rosy lips.

"This orange is a waste," Liu Chang'an said regretfully. The orange juice had been released, and it had become soft and mushy. With a quick flick of his finger, Liu Chang'an finally scooped the orange out of the Bai Hui.

Bai Hui coughed a few times, patted her cheeks to restore the natural feeling of her mouth closing, took a few sips of water to rinse her mouth, and watched angrily as Liu Chang'an continued to help Miao Yingying and Gao Dewei dig out oranges in the same way.

Bai Hui still felt somewhat ashamed, after all, she felt as if Liu Chang'an had stuck his fingers into her mouth and was digging around like that, just like some kind of erotic scene. She was embarrassed and angry but couldn't say it out loud. Seeing that Miao Yingying and Gao Dewei didn't seem to have the same idea, she could only press her chest and try to calm herself down. No one shared her feelings of shame.

"Stop making a scene!" Gao Dewei, now able to speak, laughed at the two girls, "Your cheeks are puffed up like pig kidneys that have been injected with water."

"You could say they puff up like pufferfish, and they'll think they're cute," Liu Chang'an suggested.

"The key is that you can't really call them cute," Gao Dewei disagreed, explaining, "Look, if it were someone like An Nuan, you could say she's like a pufferfish. Because An Nuan is very smart, you can naturally describe her as cute. They're more foolish, so what animal would you most easily associate them with?"

"Pig?"

"Yes, that's why it's described as resembling a pig's kidney."

"I see." Liu Chang'an found this very reasonable and understood.

Gao Dewei patted Liu Chang'an on the shoulder, the two looked at each other, and then burst into laughter.

"Gao Dewei, I'm going to beat you to a pulp!" Miao Yingying was just touched by Gao Dewei's kindness in letting Liu Chang'an dig out the orange for the girl, but now she was so angry that she picked up a chair!

"Forget it, don't bother arguing with this straight guy who's made of Star Destroyer-like alloy. Just treat it as practicing your health and Qi Nourishing." Bai Hui pulled back the irritable Miao Yingying, pressed her hand to her chest, and tried her best to remain calm in the face of the two straight men who were singing in unison.

"If Gao Dewei and Liu Chang'an weren't exceptionally outstanding in other areas, they would truly be childless, "Bai Hui thought through gritted teeth.

Miao Yingying sat down angrily, took a sip of juice and held it in her mouth until her cheeks puffed out. Then she laughed, spraying juice all over the floor. She quickly grabbed a tissue to wipe her mouth.

"Let's go have another kayaking race," Bai Hui suggested, recalling the last time she came with the same four people, which brought back some fond memories.

"Let's go boating. You won't let me team up with Chang'an. Partnering with you guys is an insult to the competitive nature of sports." Gao Dewei stood up and pointed to the waterway ahead. "We can go that way and it leads to the lake... In the morning, the lake is misty, and tourists staying at farmhouses like to watch the fishermen cast their nets. For 100 yuan, the fisherman casts the net six times. There are many places like Dongjiang and Dongting Lake that offer this kind of business."

"It's just for fun, who wants to call it a sport with you?" Bai Hui tugged at Liu Chang'an, indicating that he understood her intention to create an opportunity for the other couple to be alone. "Gao Dewei, you and Miao Yingying a team, let's see who paddles to the lake first."

"Gao Dewei, teach me again, I've forgotten everything!" Miao Yingying followed behind Gao Dewei, her tone a little coquettish. When a girl asks a boy for help, she certainly shouldn't be bossy; that would be more endearing.

"You forgot that? We're definitely going to lose."

"No one cares about winning or losing except you." Miao Yingying was speechless.

"What's the point of that!"

"Could you use the brain you use for studying for something else?"

"Where else?"

For example... how to make girls happy...

"Hahaha..." This suggestion is hilarious.

"What are you laughing at!" Miao Yingying felt like she had lost her mind, not knowing why she had to nitpick over Gao Dewei, this piece of rotten wood, and couldn't help but punch him.

Gao Dewei didn't retaliate with an over-the-shoulder throw; he shrugged, looking like he wouldn't bother arguing with a fool, and walked towards the small boat.

Bai Hui smiled as she watched Miao Yingying Gao Dewei Gao Dewei's retreating figures, feeling a pang of envy for the relationship between Miao Yingying. Even though Gao Dewei a complete straight man, he treated everyone the same way; Liu Chang'an was different...

"Let's go, stop worrying about it. Gao Dewei isn't thinking about dating right now. He'll figure it out when he does," Liu Chang'an said to Bai Hui.

Bai Hui nodded and boarded the boat with Liu Chang'an. However, there were no life jackets on the boat, and Bai Hui couldn't help but feel a little nervous. "If I fall into the lake, will you save me?"

"Nonsense."

Despite her somewhat fierce tone, Bai Hui pouted, actually feeling a little happy... It felt better to have a reunion with her old classmates, without worrying that others would see her hanging out with Liu Chang'an wonder if she liked him or something.

"Bai Hui, if you can't row a boat, then learn properly from Chang'an. Don't be like last time, hitting people when you can't learn."

Gao Dewei and Miao Yingying rowed past in their famous boat, and Gao Dewei kindly gave Bai Hui a word of advice.

"You talk too much nonsense, I'll hit you first." Miao Yingying sat in the back and didn't row, but tapped Gao Dewei's shoulder with the wooden oar handle.

Gao Dewei muttered that if he were in a group with Liu Chang'an, he could definitely participate in the provincial doubles competition, and he single-handedly carried Miao Yingying into the lake as a laborer.

"I still think Gao Dewei and Miao Yingying have good chemistry as a couple," Bai Hui laughed.

Liu Chang'an declined to comment, believing that what he liked was what was suitable, and that what others thought was meaningless.

Gao Dewei and Miao Yingying rowed into the lake first. Miao Yingying directed Gao Dewei to row the boat away from Liu Chang'an and the others, while Liu Chang'an rowed the boat straight to the center of the lake.

The lake water was emerald green, with rolling hills in the distance. Bamboo and grass surrounded the lake, creating a tranquil and secluded atmosphere. Liu Chang'an raised the wooden oar, listened to the gurgling water, and saw that Bai Hui had actually stood up on the boat.

"I was wrong about what happened last time, please forgive me, Young Master Liu. I will now perform a song and dance to apologize to you."

Bai Hui blushed slightly and bowed, mimicking the mannerisms of the young ladies on television.

"Don't fall into the water." Liu Chang'an said somewhat unromanticly, seeing her legs spread apart and one foot on tiptoe.

Bai Hui ignored him, placed her phone on the bow of the boat, and started singing along to background music.

"Enjoying a peaceful and carefree life outside the Hall of Longevity"

Suddenly, I heard that the Soul Lamp on the Path of Three Lifetimes never went out.

Curious whose true feelings moved the heavens?

Let me explore this world.

The sound of a gong startled me and made me open my eyes wide.

Teahouses, taverns, and shops lined the bustling main street.

The fragrance of osmanthus wine mingled with the crowds.

A beautiful woman's song on the banks of the Wupeng River spread far and wide.

Lovers have tasted the joys and sorrows of separation and reunion.

With close friends, we can travel all over the country.

I have good wine and good songs to entertain me.

Let's drink to this cup, enjoy this moonlit night, and sleep soundly...

Because she was on a boat, Bai Hui's movements were limited, and she couldn't jump around non-stop, which restricted her dancing. However, it must be said that Bai Hui's fame in the otaku dance circle is not entirely based on her chest; she does have a solid foundation. Moreover, she is very good at expressing herself when she dances. Her charming, cute, gentle, and captivating eyes exude a natural allure, fully showcasing the charm of a young girl. The natural, lively, light, and clean feeling that belongs only to teenage girls is overwhelming.

The ripples on the lake water spread across the wooden oars like the singing of a young girl. The girl's dance was as graceful as clouds. Liu Chang'an clapped his hands and laughed. This dance performance did not demonstrate any professional level, but it was much better than the "meowing like a cat" dance she had performed for him under the sycamore tree last time.

Upstairs in courtyard number 2 of the farmhouse, Li Hongfang lowered her binoculars and respectfully reported, "The girl named Bai Hui danced for Mr. Liu on the boat."

"These little vixens are really lacking in originality. All they can come up with is a scene of someone falling into the water and him playing the hero to save her. This little vixen has such a shameless figure, her whole body is soaking wet, revealing her inner clothes and skin, even the vague outline of her private parts." Su Nanxiu sneered, her voice filled with disdain and contempt.

Li Hongfang quickly raised her binoculars again and looked for a while. She couldn't help but exclaim in surprise. She put down the binoculars and was filled with both fear and admiration for Su Nanxiu. "She really did fall into the lake, and Mr. Liu jumped in and rescued her."

"It's a good thing he rescued her quickly. If he had been any slower, she would have taken the opportunity to pretend to be drowning and suffocating, making him do CPR and press on her chest all over her body." Su Nanxiu held a pear in her hand, and the plump, juicy pear was instantly crushed into pieces under her fingernails. Her expression was calm, and she gestured for Li Hongfang to continue watching.

"Mr. Liu rescued her quickly, but she... she looked like she had suffocated..."

"Shameless!"

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