I Really Am Immortal
Chapter 499

Sweet

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Bai Hui didn't take the subway back. She couldn't get a taxi on the way. Seeing that she was dirty and needed to cross the river into the city, she flagged down several taxis, but the drivers were unwilling to take her. Bai Hui had no choice but to take a private car. She then said she would give the driver a red envelope because she might dirty his floor mats and seats.

The master smiled and said it was alright; that's often how it is, and when everyone is considerate of each other, everyone's attitude is very good.

Back in the dormitory, the other three girls, Yan Xiang, Li Hongman, and Zhao Yu, were all there. They were all startled to see Bai Hui covered in yellow mud.

What's wrong with you?

"He jumped into the river?"

Want to have a mud fight?

Bai Hui quickly explained, "It just fell into a mud puddle."

Zhao Yu breathed a sigh of relief but said regretfully, "Your dress... I remember it cost over eight thousand?"

Bai Hui nodded.

"Oh my god, my heart is bleeding." Yan Xiang clicked her tongue and said. Thanks to Bai Hui's frequent explanations, everyone knows that most Lolita dresses are not expensive. Only Japanese brands are relatively expensive, often costing more than a thousand, three to five thousand, or even more than ten thousand. Bai Hui is a little rich girl, so she has both cheap and expensive ones.

"Will it get clean?" Li Hongman asked worriedly.

"We can only send it to a professional dry cleaner and have them manually remove the stains bit by bit with various detergents... It'll probably still be ruined; these dresses are very difficult to wash." Bai Hui sighed weakly, because she wasn't feeling too sad right now, even though a little dress might be doomed.

Please accept my condolences.

Bai Hui pouted, "It's just a little embarrassing to fall into a mud puddle in front of other people."

Being girls after all, the group sensed something was amiss from Bai Hui 'Bai Hui tone, and then watched as she walked briskly into the bathroom to take off her skirt.

"What are you doing standing at the door?" Bai Hui took off her skirt, petticoat, pumpkin pants, and stockings, leaving her only in her underwear. She turned around and was surprised to see three people standing at the door.

"Nothing, I just think you have a really good figure."

Bai Hui was indeed as white as Little White Pig, with plumpness in the right places and slenderness in the right places, and her legs were also very well-proportioned. By ordinary standards, she was tall and slender.

Bai Hui smiled slightly, quickly took a shower, and hurriedly changed her clothes. She dared not waste any time. That man had no concept of girls being able to be a little late when meeting them. If she was late, he might give her a cold shoulder or even just leave.

"A date?" Zhao Yu asked tentatively with a grin.

"No, it's just meeting up with a friend," Bai Hui replied while carefully checking her makeup.

"What kind of friend?"

"Just friends." Bai Hui nodded firmly, then frowned and looked at her eyelashes. This CL Scepter Mascara really wasn't as suitable as its Louboutin lipstick, so she quickly switched to another one and reapplied it.

Her eyelashes were long and straight, and her eyes were big and bright, blinking like lightning. Bai Hui was slightly satisfied.

"Liu Chang'an!" Yan Xiang suddenly shouted.

Bai Hui was startled and quickly turned around to look at the dormitory door before realizing what was happening. She angrily snapped, "What are you doing?!"

Seeing Bai Hui's reaction, they realized it was most likely Liu Chang'an. The group burst into laughter. Liu Chang'an had caused quite a stir at the beginning of the semester, but he had quieted down recently. There was no more gossip about him hitting people or causing trouble. However, he was still a regular in the girls' dormitory when discussing the school's handsome guys. Everyone could see that when Liu Chang'an was mentioned, Bai Hui's expression was like that of a rabbit eavesdropping.

The smiles on their faces disappeared only after watching Bai Hui leave... Of course, it's good to support your roommates dating, but Bai Hui's rival is just too strong. If they keep trying to undermine her, she might just fall down and be buried alive.

Even if it can't be buried, it'll probably be smashed and battered all over.

I'm not optimistic.

Bai Hui was unaware of her roommates' disapproval; she simply wanted some cute plush toys. Coincidentally, her old classmate Liu Chang'an was an excellent claw machine player, so she went with him to win some plush toys.

"That's pretty fast." Liu Chang'an was a little surprised. These fairies usually have a lot on their plate. They might choose a dress first, then stockings, then shoes, and then realize that the outfit doesn't match, so they have to choose again! There's also the messy selection of makeup, hair, bags, and personal items. They're busy for two or three hours without taking a break.

It's quite possible that they're already waiting downstairs, and they might suddenly receive a message from her. "What should I wear today?"

"How could I keep you waiting?" Bai Hui muttered under her breath.

"That's true," Liu Chang'an agreed. Otherwise, would she still want the baby?

"Liu Chang'an, in your eyes, do girls have no special privileges at all?" Bai Hui couldn't help but ask.

"I have a girlfriend, but no girls," Liu Chang'an said after thinking for a moment.

"What special privileges does An Nuan have?" Bai Hui really wanted to know this. Liking someone is probably about seeing that person as special in your eyes.

The ordinary becomes extraordinary.

Its strengths became even more radiant.

The flaws become tolerable, even endearing.

"Being my girlfriend is already a privilege. Plus, you get to eat my saliva."

Bai Hui pressed her hand to her chest to calm herself down. She was wearing a rather tight bra, and it was one of her favorite styles. She didn't want to tighten it and make it uncomfortable to wear later.

The key point is that this person's tone and expression were very calm, without any exaggeration, as if he were just stating something that should be taken for granted.

I've never seen anyone so arrogant and conceited, even eating his saliva!

He probably thinks he's a treasure!

It's probably only An Nuan who thinks he's a treasure; he must have been spoiled by An Nuan... The day An Nuan gets tired of him, she should just throw him away like trash and see if he still thinks he's a treasure!

"Actually... actually, before, when we were playing together at Gao Dewei's house, I thought about spitting into your cup." Speaking of spitting, Bai Hui remembered her long-held wish to play a prank on Liu Chang'an, and said somewhat embarrassedly.

"Human hearts are unpredictable." Liu Chang'an turned to look at Bai Hui. This little girl is really audacious... audacious in every way.

"Hehe, let me show you that offending a girl isn't something you can just relax about." Bai Hui was slightly smug because Liu Chang'an knew about it, but surprisingly, he didn't seem to want to settle scores with her or do anything to her.

"Your saliva must smell really bad, you're afraid I'll smell it, and you can't trick me anyway, that must be it." Liu Chang'an calmly analyzed and came to this conclusion.

Bai Hui wrinkled her nose in anger. This guy, just because she said we shouldn't offend girls, he had to try and see what would happen if he did?

"You come here right now!"

The area along the roadside was deserted, with a small grove of trees nearby. Bai Hui pulled Liu Chang'an's arm and walked into the grove.

"Pulling and tugging in broad daylight, what kind of behavior is this?"

Liu Chang'an really wanted to pick her up and hang her on a tree, but he decided against it and let her pull him into the grove. Anyway, if she tried to assault him, he would definitely fight back.

Upon entering the woods, Bai Hui stopped.

In the woods, soft light and shadow intertwined, some dappled light falling on her cheeks, some on her heaving chest, and some like her heartbeat, swaying with the movement of the leaves.

Bai Hui tiptoed. Liu Chang'an was so tall! Objectively speaking, Liu Chang'an was at his tallest during their senior year of high school. Objectively speaking, their height difference was the most suitable for a couple. She tiptoed, and he lowered his head slightly, and the two of them could kiss.

This is just an objective statement... Objectively speaking, he and An Nuan were the ones who were incompatible back then. They were about the same height, so why would a boy date someone so tall?

Liu Chang'an is really tall now. Bai Hui tried her best to stand on tiptoe. Fortunately, she often exercises from dancing, so even when she stands on tiptoe, she can still stand taller than the average girl.

She stood on tiptoe, looking into his eyes, which were so close to hers. His dark eyes were full of doubt, giving him a cute, almost adorable, husky-like appearance. Bai Hui's lips parted slightly, her moist tongue hidden behind her teeth, and then she blew a breath toward Liu Chang'an's nose.

It smells so good.

Liu Chang'an's nose twitched.

Bai Hui pressed down on his shoulder and carefully blew a breath into his nose again, determined to prove she didn't have bad breath before he seemed to react!

How could a girl tolerate such humiliation? Bai Hui tolerated it when you said she was average-looking, Bai Hui tolerated it when you said she had an average figure, Bai Hui tolerated it when you said she was short, but she absolutely could not tolerate you saying that your saliva smelled bad or that you had bad breath!

Liu Chang'an's nose twitched again.

"Achoo..."

Liu Chang'an finally sneezed, right in front of Bai Hui was standing on tiptoe and blowing air into his nose.

Bai Hui felt a gentle breeze on her face, as if a sprinkler was spraying water vapor across a vast meadow, accompanied by the scent of freshly washed grass, a feeling of freshness and tranquility.

But... in reality, she was just sprayed in the face by someone's sneeze.

Bai Hui was stunned.

"I'm sorry... My body is actually quite sensitive in various parts. I can usually control it subconsciously, but sometimes I can't. When I smell a fragrance, I feel my nasal cavity react in conjunction with my mouth, and I don't know how to control it for a moment," Liu Chang'an explained apologetically. Actually, it wasn't his fault; why did she blow air into his nose?

Only a fool like Zhou Dongdong would blow air into Shangguan Dandan's nose, especially since Zhou Dongdong was trying to save someone, and Liu Chang'an wasn't showing any signs of unconsciousness.

"You did this on purpose!" Bai Hui was at a loss for what to do. She had never been sneezed on the face before, and she could feel his saliva on her skin.

"No." Is Liu Chang'an really that bored?

"I hate you!" Bai Hui glared at Liu Chang'an while taking out wet wipes... tissues. The wet wipes contained alcohol and would ruin her makeup.

"Hmm." Liu Chang'an didn't seem to care much about others disliking him.

Bai Hui rubbed her face with a tissue. Strangely, she had expected to feel disgusted, and indeed, it was a disgusting scene, but why didn't she feel disgusted? It must be that her dislike for Liu Chang'an far outweighed her disgust for his foul saliva, which temporarily suppressed the feeling of nausea.

He even said that only his girlfriend would have the privilege of eating his saliva... and then he took his stinky saliva and sprayed it everywhere. Bai Hui turned her head away, her cheeks slightly red.

"You smelled it too, didn't it stink?" Bai Hui asked, looking sullen, as she walked out of the grove.

"It stinks so bad it made me sneeze."

"You just said you smelled something fragrant!"

You misheard me.

"No!"

"Real."

"How can you be so annoying?"

"Do you still want your doll?" Liu Chang'an threatened, pulling out his trump card.

Bai Hui could only remain silent, pouting sullenly as she followed behind him. Watching him look around searching for the claw machine, Bai Hui's face finally broke into a smile.

Spring is here and flowers are in bloom.

"Liu Chang'an... I think you're really funny sometimes," Bai Hui said from behind.

"Thank you for the compliment."

"Hmm?" That doesn't sound like his answer.

Liu Chang'an turned to look at Bai Hui, who lacked knowledge and experience, and explained, "Even junior high school students know that the 'dou' in 'dou' is actually an abbreviation of 'tou' (head), which refers to a small kingdom... Historical records state that Confucius traveled to various states, but in reality, Confucius spent his entire life wandering around Shandong. The states he visited were like those tiny kingdoms, each the size of a bean. 'Dou' originally meant to travel around, stopping and starting, and it was used to describe a sage. If you say I'm 'dou,' it probably means you think I'm like a sage."

Bai Hui chuckled. Actually, she disliked narcissistic people, but whenever Liu Chang'an said something arrogant and nonsensical, Bai Hui always found it amusing and couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Girls never truly dislike people who can make them laugh.

"Do you still want to maintain your aloof school bully persona?" Bai Hui quickened her pace to walk alongside him. Even when he walked slowly, this guy always took strangely large strides, and she couldn't figure out why.

"I'm not a celebrity, why would I need to create a persona? The word 'persona' sounds fake or even hypocritical. For example, celebrities who sell personas, like Yue Buqun... Yue Buqun is a typical example of selling a persona, but we all know that behind his 'gentleman swordsman' persona is a hypocrite." Liu Chang'an shook his head.

"Selling a persona isn't as bad as you make it out to be, is it?" Bai Hui said, not entirely sure.

"Character design, even in literary works, is actually a rather superficial concept. Neither readers nor authors should be bound by the so-called character design. Focusing only on the character design without paying attention to the changes in the character's heart and mind that accompany the plot and various environmental changes is too crude and vulgar." Liu Chang'an frowned. "Character design is a relatively fixed concept, but the human heart is changing. A vivid character must have a vivid human heart, not just a so-called character design described in a relatively simple way at the beginning."

"You're going off on a tangent. I just meant you don't seem like the aloof school bully anymore." Bai Hui knew Liu Chang'an was starting to ramble on again.

"The next time I get into a fight, you'll think my persona hasn't changed again."

Why are you fighting!

"Maybe someone wants to die."

"There's a claw machine!" Bai Hui spotted it.

Liu Chang'an and Bai Hui walked over, and a familiar-looking waitress came out.

"Brother, there's a newly opened store up ahead. They're having a grand opening sale, and they give you 100 coins for 51 yuan!" The young woman quickly and sincerely offered to help her competitor promote their business.

"How did you know we wanted to play the claw machine?" Bai Hui asked curiously.

The young woman gave a forced smile and remained silent.

Liu Chang'an nodded, pulled Bai Hui along, and walked towards the newly opened store.

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Please give me a moon piao (xiexie translation: to give me some money).

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