Liu Chang'an's Enemy Is an Idiot

Zhong Qing's mother has already settled in Taiwan, and Zhong Qing has no intention of returning to Junsha. Naturally, she has no plans to buy a house in Junsha. She still lives in a long-term hotel room as a senior manager of Baojun Group.

The advantage of long-term hotel bookings lies in the fact that, according to the signed agreement, guests can enjoy many hotel services, making them ideal for busy business travelers.

Bai Hui had considered booking a hotel room long-term, but even though Bai Hui was quite wealthy, she was reluctant to stay there permanently. Lower-end hotels were cheaper, but Bai Hui didn't like them, and suites in top-tier hotels were too expensive.

Zhong Qing was staying in a suite. Bai Hui pulled Liu Chang'an in, and Liu Chang'an did not resist, following behind her.

"Why is she lying on the ground?" Bai Hui was startled and turned to look at Liu Chang'an, then quickly went over to help Zhong Qing up.

Liu Chang'an looked at the room status data on the wall; the humidity, temperature, and air quality were all within standard ranges.

"Give me a hand!"

The drunk man was sluggish and heavy. Bai Hui called out, and Liu Chang'an came over to help. Bai Hui didn't need to lift a finger; he lifted Zhong Qing by one arm and one leg and placed Zhong Qing on the bed.

"Couldn't you just carry her in a princess carry?" Bai Hui felt that in Liu Chang'an's eyes, her cousin was treated like some dead little animal that he had disposed of.

"Just doing it on the spur of the moment," Liu Chang'an said with a slight hint of apology.

Bai Hui didn't dwell on it, because she remembered that when she fell into the lake, Liu Chang'an had just casually picked her up and held her in his hands to give her first aid. This man wasn't very careful when it came to beautiful women.

However, Liu Chang'an is really strong. Ordinary people could not do this. It's as if he is holding a doll, not a person weighing more than 100 pounds.

Bai Hui felt like a porcelain doll back then, as light and cute as a porcelain doll, but Liu Chang'an didn't know how to cherish her and just messed with her.

Bai Hui helped Zhong Qing adjust her lying position and noticed that her cousin was only wearing a tank top, and the tank top seemed to be pulled down to just below her bra, as if she was about to take it off, and her jacket was on the ground.

A glass of water was poured on the bedside table.

Bai Hui quickly recalled the expression and posture of Liu Chang'an when she first saw him.

That was quite composed and calm.

But wasn't this composure and calmness a bit too contrived for the situation? Bai Hui couldn't help but start overthinking again. Could she really stop herself from dwelling on it?

"Did she take off her clothes herself?" Bai Hui turned around and smiled. Seeing the beautiful girl's adorable smile even in this situation, he understood that she wasn't doubting his character, but rather that she genuinely needed him to explain.

Seeing Bai Hui's stiff smile, which looked like she was wearing a face mask, Liu Chang'an nodded. "Yes, your cousin's behavior wasn't good after she got drunk. She tried to take off her clothes one by one as soon as she came in, and she even wanted to play some drunken sex game with me."

Liu Chang'an simply explained it clearly to avoid Bai Hui constantly asking questions. He usually doesn't like to explain, but if he feels like explaining, he will. It's not a principle that he has to adhere to, and he's not that deliberate.

Bai Hui stared in disbelief, glancing at her cousin and then at Liu Chang'an. Had she arrived too late? Had something already happened, which explained Liu Chang'an's calm and collected demeanor when he left—because he didn't think it was his fault?

"But I didn't want to. Am I that kind of person? So I knocked her out and left, and then I met you." Liu Chang'an added, frowning slightly. Looking at the shock and sadness flashing in Bai Hui's round eyes, Liu Chang'an guessed what she was thinking.

So that's all there was to it...

Bai Hui breathed a sigh of relief, then mustered the emotion a cousin should have at this moment: a little bit of anger.

"You didn't have to knock her out, did you?" Bai Hui said helplessly. Liu Chang'an often only considered what was convenient and how to handle things.

"Drunk people are especially unruly. What kind of behavior is it if she tries to touch me, pushing and shoving me? Of course I can avoid it, but what if she accidentally runs into a wall and dies? What if I block her and she vomits all over me? What if I'm not firm enough and she does something even more outrageous and takes advantage of me? Wouldn't I be at a huge disadvantage then?" Liu Chang'an calmly replied, "My decisions are usually the best choice, and even if they aren't the best choice, it doesn't matter."

Bai Hui had known Liu Chang'an for a long, long time, not just for the first time... But at this moment, Bai Hui was still speechless. How could this person make things that normal people would consider completely unreasonable sound so righteous and logical?

Bai Hui was helpless. Who could argue with Liu Chang'an? Even if she could, he would probably resort to violence.

Only someone who can both outwit and outfight Liu Chang'an could possibly deal with him, right?

Liu Chang'an actually had an even stronger reason: he had to guard against Su Nanxiu using Zhong Qing to seize what she wanted. Even though Zhong Qing acted as if she was unaware of Liu Chang'an's special status today, it was not unbelievable that Su Nanxiu could control Zhong Qing's behavior without his knowledge.

Thinking back to Su Xiaocui Su Nanxiu, when they were using her closest maid and assistant, there wasn't much jealousy to stop her crazy ideas.

Therefore, acting decisively is the best choice; he is not the kind of person who hesitates because he is particularly tender-hearted towards women.

Besides, he didn't actually hurt Zhong Qing.

"Alright, you are the pure and innocent Liu Chang'an, I apologize to you on behalf of my cousin." After Bai Hui finished speaking, she casually slapped Liu Chang'an.

Since I can't argue with him anyway, I might as well hit him. No matter how good he is at fighting, can he really fight her?

"It's alright." Liu Chang'an accepted the apology. As for whether the apology was sincere, given that someone was hitting another person, Liu Chang'an didn't care. After all, Bai Hui was a fairy-like woman, and they always liked to have inconsistent words and actions.

Bai Hui was a little smug because she remembered that Miao Yingying hit Gao Dewei would often fight back. Liu Chang'an, who had the same attributes as Gao Dewei, now seemed to take it for granted when she sometimes touched him and didn't mind.

Bai Hui wanted to hit him again, but just as she raised her fist, Liu Chang'an made a chop motion with his hand. Bai Hui glared at him sullenly, put her little fist on the edge of her skirt, gently lifted the hem of her skirt, twisted her body, and then walked out of the bedroom.

Liu Chang'an, of course, wouldn't stay in the bedroom any longer, and came out as well. Bai Hui found a bottle of sparkling water at the bar, opened it, and poured Liu Chang'an a glass of water.

Liu Chang'an took a sip; the bubbles gurgled and exploded in his mouth, giving him a slightly cool sensation that felt even more refreshing on a winter's day.

"I wonder where my cousin put her bag?" Bai Hui didn't go looking for it, but just looked at Liu Chang'an with a puzzled expression.

It was as if Liu Chang'an was supposed to know the answer. Liu Chang'an was also looking at her. Perhaps she had some special ability to know the answer to her question just by looking at her. Otherwise, why would she be looking at him when he asked a question that was clearly impossible for her to know the answer to?

If she really had such a superpower, she could join the mysterious organization, the Nine Provinces Wind and Thunder Sword Sect. After all, such a superpower would be much more practical than Zhu Juntang's super wealth or Zhou Dongdong's super appetite.

In fact, this was impossible; Liu Chang'an was just thinking about it casually.

The Nine Provinces Wind and Thunder Sword Sect is not something one can join casually. In ancient times, it was an organization similar to the "Bliss Sect," "Heavenly Dao Sect," or "Free and Unfettered Realm," which was founded on the dual cultivation technique.

In modern times, under Liu Chang'an's reconstruction, the Nine Provinces Wind and Thunder Sword Sect has become quite different. Guided by the core socialist values, it is a positive and proactive organization that plays a leading role in encouraging other superpowered individuals to participate in national construction and maintain a stable and harmonious life.

Bai Hui blushed slightly. She couldn't find the answer in his eyes, nor did she realize that Liu Chang'an was lost in thought about something she definitely couldn't understand. But his eyes suddenly reminded Bai Hui of a saying: A boy's eyes are like the night, making all the cuteness of a girl shine like stars in his eyes.

Almost every girl, when she's being mischievous, acting cute, being silly, pretending to be adorable, being coquettish, or even getting angry, acting silly, or rolling around on the ground, wants a pair of eyes like these to look at her, to make her feel embraced, pampered, and to feel herself shining.

Bai Hui's heart was pounding. Why was he looking at her like that? Had she misunderstood? Or was it just that her makeup and attire looked exceptionally beautiful today?

"Can you help me look?" Bai Hui didn't have the courage to keep looking into Liu Chang'an's eyes. She turned her head away in a panic, her heart pounding like a drum, making her cheeks and neck tense. Her breathing became a little erratic, but her tone still carried an involuntary hint of coquettishness... Perhaps he would get used to her subtle coquettishness and wouldn't show that indifferent "you can't be coquettish with me" attitude.

"She's asleep. It's not appropriate for us to look for things in her room, is it?" Liu Chang'an came to his senses and turned to look at the bedroom.

"It's okay, my cousin just told me to come and get it whenever I want. She doesn't even remember where she put it. She can remember things that need to be remembered at work, but she doesn't care about other personal matters." Bai Hui admired Zhong Qing very much, feeling that only Zhong Qing had the ability to stay by Zhu Juntang's side.

At the same time, she also sensed that Liu Chang'an was actually not bothered by her subtle coquettishness. He was very casual about it, as if he wouldn't find it inappropriate even if she continued to speak in such a sweet and gentle manner.

"Oh, go check the bedroom and dressing room. I'll look around the bar and the sofa area." Liu Chang'an nodded.

Liu Chang'an watched Bai Hui lift the hem of her skirt and flutter forward like a Butterfly that had just discovered a flower garden. He couldn't help but sigh at how attractive bags were to girls, and how happy she was.

Bai Hui searched the bedroom and dressing room but couldn't find it. She planned to ask her cousin again tomorrow after she woke up. However, when she came out, she found that Liu Chang'an had found the bag and put it on the sofa. He was sitting next to her drinking orange juice.

"You found it! You're amazing." Bai Hui sat down next to Liu Chang'an with a happy smile, examining the bag from all angles. It was a Louis Vuitton 2018 spring collection. Although the price wasn't high, the quota was limited throughout the Asia-Pacific region, making it difficult to buy. The bag's color scheme and pattern were very girly.

"What's so great about that?" Liu Chang'an nodded.

Bai Hui examined the bag from all angles, glancing at the receipts, ID card, and bills before putting them back in their place and taking another unboxing photo with her phone.

After posting her status update, Bai Hui was happily reading other people's comments when suddenly her face turned pale, and she hurriedly deleted the status update she had just posted.

Liu Chang'an finished the last sip of orange juice and looked at Bai Hui strangely, "What's wrong? Is it Qian Ning or Lu Yuan and their girlfriends saying you sold yourself again?"

"Ugh! No, it's not like that!" Bai Hui punched Liu Chang'an lightly, pouting slightly as if she'd done something wrong. "I... I accidentally took a picture of your orange juice bottle and posted it on social media with other photos."

Having been a human for so many years, the human mind is still so hard to understand. Liu Chang'an, puzzled, held the empty bottle, and then...?

Is there a problem with this? Even Liu Chang'an couldn't understand why Bai Hui was flustered, looking like she was about to open the closet door when her boyfriend came home.

"I don't usually drink orange juice! The drinks and water I use for photos are always in pretty bottles, like VOSS's big glass bottles, Armani's mineral water bottles, or Nongfu Spring's animal-shaped bottles... People will be suspicious if they see a sudden change in style." Bai Hui hurriedly checked the visitor records for her space, but unfortunately, the person she should have been most careful of was very cunning and had activated a Yellow Diamond VIP membership, so it was impossible to detect whether they had visited or not.

"Are you crazy?" Liu Chang'an frowned slightly.

Bai Hui took a deep breath, pointed at Liu Chang'an's bottle, and showed him the photos saved on her phone, "Do you see this? This is a 750ml orange juice bottle. Generally speaking, girls can't even finish 500ml of this kind of drink! They would never be drinking such a big bottle of orange juice by themselves, and in this photo, it's almost empty! Is this really something I drank by myself?"

"Why is that impossible? Just drink it slowly and you'll finish it."

"The key point is that people will easily guess that so late at night, I posted a picture of an unboxing luxury item on a social media platform with the location geotagged as a hotel, and the empty bottle of orange juice next to it clearly indicates that someone was with me at that moment," Bai Hui said with a worried expression, offering her obvious analysis.

"Bai Hui Four Holmes, you can keep analyzing. I'm going back now." Liu Chang'an didn't mind her continuing her rambling; he was leaving anyway.

"Orange juice! Everyone knows you love orange juice! Seeing you drink such a big bottle of orange juice to the last drop immediately reminds me of you! Other people aren't important, and they probably won't think much of it, but An Nuan! An Nuan will suspect that you and I are together!" Bai Hui anxiously grabbed Liu Chang'an's hand.

"She saw a bottle of orange juice in your post and immediately thought we were together? Okay, she might actually think that. But we didn't do anything... If she suspects something, she'll just ask me directly, and I'll explain. It's just that Zhong Qing and I had barbecue, I dropped her off, and was about to leave when I ran into you." Liu Chang'an laughed. What was there to worry about? An Nuan was indeed very good at making connections and getting jealous. An Nuan sometimes liked to act silly, but that was just to be affectionate. If she really had something to say, she was very reasonable. She wasn't the type to be unreasonable or just say things like, "I'm just unhappy," "I'm just angry," "I want to be angry today," or "Nothing you say will change my mind."

"You... you... you're not blaming me?" Bai Hui breathed a sigh of relief, but was still a little uncertain. She pursed her lips and stared at Liu Chang'an, determined to get a definite answer from him. "I didn't mean to... I was just too happy and wasn't careful."

"It's nothing." Liu Chang'an glanced at her hand holding his and shook his head. "Am I such a petty person?"

Bai Hui quickly released his hand, rubbed her hands together behind her back, and seeing that his expression didn't seem like he was just being polite and genuinely didn't care, she slightly curled the corners of her lips and, trying to salvage her composure, raised her head high, "That's good... I just didn't want to be misunderstood. After all, An Nuan and I are good friends, and it would be quite awkward if we had some misunderstandings because of you... um... that's what I meant."

Should the definition of "good friend" in the Xinhua Dictionary be revised to reflect your specific situation?

"No need! We're just good friends in the usual sense!" Bai Hui's cheeks flushed slightly, and she playfully hit him. "We're like enemies."

Goodbye, my enemy.

Liu Chang'an is going back.

Bai Hui quickly dropped the bag she had just picked up again and followed.

After waiting for the elevator for a while, Bai Hui stood behind him, not racking her brains to start a conversation with him, because she often felt that it was not bad to just follow behind him silently. On the contrary, when she tried to chat with him, she would often be happy but also annoyed by him.

The elevator doors opened, Liu Chang'an stepped inside, followed by Bai Hui.

"It's so late, are you still going back?" Liu Chang'an asked, seeing that she was about to go downstairs as well.

"No... I'm sleeping here tonight, and I'll go straight to school tomorrow... I'm going downstairs to buy some spicy hot pot, do you want some?" Bai Hui asked casually.

"The pathogenic bacteria in mala tang (a type of spicy hot pot) are about the same as the stones used for tiptoeing in a latrine," Liu Chang'an shook his head.

Bai Hui almost threw up in the elevator.

Once they reached the ground floor, Bai Hui followed Liu Chang'an out. Watching him walk straight ahead, Bai Hui a few steps as well, looking around for a late-night food stall. Only after his figure disappeared from sight did she turn and head back upstairs... Why would such a beautiful girl, so concerned about her figure, go downstairs in the middle of the night just to eat spicy hot pot?

Liu Chang'an is an idiot.

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