I Really Am Immortal
Chapter 659

Give Us Some Sugar

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Zhu Juntang tugged at her skirt, feeling that her socks were loose. Perhaps it was because she felt guilty, worried that Liu Chang'an might do whatever he wanted with them at any moment.

Zhu Juntang believed that sending Liu Chang'an pictures of pretty girls was not a provocation at all, so she didn't need to feel guilty. It was just a way to push Bai Hui's romantic storyline forward.

When she turned around, she found that Liu Chang'an had already walked in and was staring at her with an indescribable expression.

"Why... why are you looking at me like that?" Zhu Juntang spoke with her head held high and chest out to show that she was not afraid of Liu Chang'an at all, but she still took two steps back for a sense of security.

"Since the dawn of humanity, you are the most special one. No wonder you think you're a fairy," Liu Chang'an said with a sigh.

"Of course, I am a one-of-a-kind fairy." Zhu Juntang said proudly. Liu Chang'an finally acknowledged that she was a fairy, although he still seemed a little reluctant. But what he meant was that he admitted she was completely different from ordinary girls.

Liu Chang'an turned to Bai Hui and asked, "Have you seen Guan Yuan recently?"

Bai Hui didn't know why Liu Chang'an suddenly asked about Guan Yuan, so she shook her head and said, "No, he asked for leave. He told his teacher that his ancestor went to Brazil during the Opium War and is now cultivating the Amazon rainforest. It's the world's largest manufacturer of disposable chopsticks, and he's going to inherit his grandfather's shares in the Brazil railway."

"He got leave?" Liu Chang'an didn't know what to say; this was such a flimsy fabrication.

"Hmm." Bai Hui looked somewhat envious. "I also want to inherit the estate, and I also want to go to Brazil."

"Don't you think there's a problem?" Liu Chang'an looked at the girl in front of him, glanced at her small head, and looked at the part of her body that was obviously more developed than her head. It's not her fault, it's normal for her brain not to work well if the nutrition isn't going to her brain.

"It feels a bit unbelievable, doesn't it? That's too lucky." Bai Hui continued to express her envy, then chuckled, "But I'm just saying, I'm actually not very brave enough to travel to a country like that."

"I'll take you next time," Zhu Juntang said generously. "We'll take a private jet. In places like Brazil, it's very convenient and safe as long as you have money. We'll bring armed troops and avoid areas controlled by drug lords, so it'll be very safe."

Although Zhu Juntang lacks common sense in many aspects, she cannot be considered to be ignorant. It's just that her knowledge is often not expressed in her daily interactions with ordinary people or is too out of touch with reality.

"Okay, okay!" Bai Hui held Zhu Juntang's hand and jumped up and down happily.

Liu Chang'an thought for a moment. The Gold Coin hadn't mentioned Guan Yuan that morning... Guan Yuan was a modified human created at will, so there was really no need to deliberately take him to Antarctica.

As for the possibility that Su Nanxiu would specifically bring Guan Yuan to her side, that's even lower, since Guan Yuan doesn't hold that position in Su Nanxiu's heart.

That most likely means Guan Yuan betrayed Su Nanxiu and became Gold Coin's subordinate... That's good, if Guan Yuan had stayed at Xiangtan University, Liu Chang'an would have had to test him or get rid of him, which would have been troublesome.

"Come back with me, I'm going to kill that robot." Liu Chang'an had important business to discuss with Zhu Juntang.

"It really does have a problem, doesn't it?" Zhu Juntang exclaimed excitedly.

"Is it really a Gu person?" Bai Hui had already heard Zhu Juntang tell the story of the strange robot and the story of "The Extinction Master, the Gu Woman of Western Hunan". She was also a little excited and looked at Liu Chang'an expectantly, hoping that he would explain it to her.

"Do you know that two negatives make a positive?" Liu Chang'an didn't directly answer Zhu Juntang and Bai Hui's questions, but just looked at them expressionlessly.

Bai Hui didn't quite like his expression, but immediately felt proud... because she had confessed her feelings after all, and she had somewhat hoped that he would soften up a bit, perhaps by saying something like "silly girl" with a smile. But right now, his expression was clearly the same as always, directly saying "Are you an idiot?" when she acted silly.

Bai Hui snorted. Couldn't Liu Chang'an let her be a little proud, let her criticize his attitude towards her?

"What does this have to do with Gu people?" Zhu Juntang remained calm. She had seen all kinds of expressions on Liu Chang'an's face, even the kind that really wanted to kill her. Even if she was scared at the time, she could recover quickly afterwards.

"As we all know, the concept of negative numbers first appeared in China. The chapter on equations gave the rules for addition and subtraction of positive and negative numbers. However, it was not until the end of the 13th century that Zhu Shijie clearly stated in his book 'Introduction to Mathematics': 'In multiplication and division, multiplying the same numbers results in a positive number, and multiplying the different numbers results in a negative number...' However, in the 18th century, some Western mathematicians believed that the rule 'negative times negative equals positive' was a fallacy... Isn't that incredible?" Liu Chang'an explained.

"What does this have to do with Gu people!" Zhu Juntang exclaimed, her eyes wide. She only wanted to know about Gu people.

"He's definitely trying to make fun of us." Bai Hui looked at Liu Chang'an suspiciously. She knew very well that whenever Liu Chang'an started spouting nonsense from billions of light-years away, the final conclusion he reached was to prove something like "You're so stupid."

"When we measure some Volkswagen data, there's a benchmark. Those above the benchmark are positive, and those below are negative. In terms of IQ, the two of you are negative... I presume you have no objection to this objective description. Do you really think that two people with negative IQs together can make a positive result?" Liu Chang'an summarized, looking at the two girls. "Impossible. A positive result from two negatives is multiplication; together, it's addition, making the negatives even greater."

Even if someone confesses their feelings and the other person doesn't accept, their attitude towards the person who confessed will change to some extent. But he remained as awful as ever! Bai Hui bit her lip and stared at Liu Chang'an without saying a word.

"So your IQ is positive?" Zhu Juntang looked at Liu Chang'an calmly, preparing to retort.

"Of course." Liu Chang'an nodded.

"Multiplying two negative numbers results in a positive number, and multiplying a negative number by a positive number, I think, also results in a negative number, right? So, in most of the time, when you're alone with Bai Hui or alone with me, aren't you just an idiot with a negative IQ?" Zhu Juntang looked at Liu Chang'an smugly.

What does it matter if one admits to having a negative IQ, as long as it can be proven that Liu Chang'an is an idiot?

Clever as I am, Zhu Juntang felt that by first admitting that her IQ was negative and then successfully launching a counterattack, her deep scheming and unpredictable methods proved that Zhu Juntang extremely intelligent. This is the principle that two negatives make a positive!

Bai Hui looked at Liu Chang'an, who had fallen into a brief silence, and at Zhu Juntang, who had displayed remarkable wit. She was quite surprised that Zhu Juntang could actually make Liu Chang'an lose face. Could she do the same? Bai Hui anxiously wondered what she could say to prove herself in this situation.

"Yes, that's it!" Bai Hui said hurriedly.

Liu Chang'an glanced at Bai Hui, then at Zhu Juntang, and expressionlessly picked up a pair of scissors from the coffee table.

Zhu Juntang was the first to react. She screamed and ran to Bai Hui's bedroom, locking Bai Hui out of the room without hesitation.

"What are you going to do?" Bai Hui suspected that Liu Chang'an was going to do something to Zhu Juntang's skirt and socks, but now that Zhu Juntang had run away, and he was looking at her, would he do the same to her? No... wasn't it said that it was all done with hands? Then... then Bai Hui could barely resist... although she probably wouldn't be able to resist in the end, but this... this scissors, Bai Hui felt that she would be very scared, and would definitely stand there motionless because she was too afraid to resist, letting him cut her skirt and socks into pieces.

"I was just trying to scare her." Liu Chang'an put down the scissors, looked at Bai Hui, and laughed. "Actually, you're a bit better than her."

"Ah... in what way am I better than her?" Bai Hui didn't expect Liu Chang'an to praise her, and glanced at him shyly.

"Compare the two of you and think about it yourself." Liu Chang'an finished speaking and walked out. He originally wanted to take Zhu Juntang to Baolong Center Building One to kill the robot that dispatched the Gold Coin or was simply its clone container, but he could go upstairs by himself, so he was too lazy to take Zhu Juntang.

Compare the two of you? Bai Hui subconsciously looked down at her chest, her cheeks flushing red. She turned and leaned against the wall, letting the cool bricks soothe her burning cheeks... She had actually been teased by him. What an annoying person.

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