Liu Chang'an Is Educated

Liu Chang'an and Zhou Dongdong chatted, exchanging accounts of what they had seen and heard that day. Zhou Dongdong mainly talked about what she had eaten, saying that once she grew up and could make money, she would take Grandpa-like Liu Chang'an out to buy lots of delicious food for him, just like Qin Yanan took Shangguan Dandan around.

For now, Zhou Dongdong was only a little kid who could earn at most one or two yuan at a time, then buy popsicles with Brother Chang'an. She was not rich yet, so she could only scrounge food and drinks wherever she went.

Liu Chang'an told her what he had eaten for breakfast, then focused on how Zhu Juntang hated studying, had tried to put up a desperate resistance, and had ultimately been dealt with by him. He also mentioned the fish cheek meat they had eaten at noon, as well as how the young lady teaching Zhou Dongdong to dance had something wrong with her brain.

"Is fish cheek meat the meat here?" Zhou Dongdong asked Liu Chang'an, tugging hard at her own cheeks.

"Want some? We can go fishing next time."

"Teacher said we can't eat whales. Whales are humanity's good friends," Zhou Dongdong hurriedly said.

Liu Chang'an frowned. "Which ear of yours heard me say I wanted to eat a whale?"

He had no choice but to suspect that Zhou Dongdong wanted to eat a whale—or thought it would be best if she could eat a fish as big as a whale.

Being Zhou Dongdong's good friend was a very dangerous thing. It was even more dangerous if you were a small animal. Lu Si'en had only escaped misfortune by serving as her guardian.

Shangguan Dandan, on the other hand, was simply too powerful for Zhou Dongdong to