Eating a Whole Pound

After class, Yan Qingcheng watched in bafflement as Zhu Juntang went looking for Liu Chang'an again. She slowly sidled up to him, only for Liu Chang'an to hold her at arm's length by pressing down on her head. After throwing a flurry of punches and kicks at the air, she grabbed the hand on top of her head and dragged him into the car.

Why had she bothered trying so hard to comfort her?

There was a school arts event at Zhou Dongdong's school today, so Liu Chang'an was going to pick her up after class. Zhu Juntang insisted on coming along, since she was, after all, a protector under the Saintess of the Nine Provinces Wind and Thunder Sword Sect. Picking up the Saintess after school was only proper.

"I'll get my revenge sooner or later," Zhu Juntang said indignantly after getting into the car, glaring at Liu Chang'an, who was reading a parenting book.

"Mhm." Liu Chang'an had no objection. "A gentleman's revenge can wait ten years. Your name happens to contain the character for gentleman, so that saying suits you perfectly. From now on, endure humiliation and bear heavy burdens, sleep on brushwood and taste gall, and pursue your will with unwavering resolve."

"Don't think I'm scared of you just because you used so many idioms!" Zhu Juntang grabbed a ballpoint pen and seized Liu Chang'an's hand aggressively.

Liu Chang'an had not been trying to scare her by using lots of idioms. Besides, who would be frightened just because someone used a lot of idioms?

Only an ignorant fool like Zhu Juntang would instinctively feel inferior whenever someone spoke with too many idioms.

Zhu Juntang first drew a little knife on Liu Chang'an's wrist, then added several little circles to represent blood. She said smugly, "I chopped