After Shangguan Dandan bit Liu Chang'an's neck, she let go with both hands and hung from his back, then rolled her eyes upward and stared at the television.
The TV was broadcasting a news report about a middle-aged man who had been hospitalized. Beer bottles, screwdrivers, milk tea straws, air-conditioner remotes, and other items weighing more than ten jin had been removed from his intestines.
Shangguan Dandan really wanted to ask Liu Chang'an whether he could do that too, but she was unwilling to let go of his neck, so she did not ask.
Liu Chang'an watched as the middle-aged man, his face mosaicked out on television, gave an interview. He explained that he had made a bet with friends and been pranked by his so-called friends.
Disgusting nonsense. Of course Liu Chang'an did not believe that explanation. He turned to glance at Shangguan Dandan, but with her teeth clamped around his neck and her cheek so close, his lips brushed against her forehead as soon as he turned his head.
Shangguan Dandan raised an eyebrow and glanced at him. A son kissing his mother's forehead was perfectly normal, so it was hardly appropriate to bring up propriety between men and women. Shangguan Dandan did not mind and continued watching TV.
When the news changed, Liu Chang'an shifted his attention as well. He shook his body, intending to fling Shangguan Dandan off, but although her body swayed from side to side, her teeth remained firmly locked around his neck.
Liu Chang'an really wanted to spin at high speed and send her flying like a helicopter rotor, but what if she really took off and smashed through the ceiling?
Zhou Shuling glanced out from the kitchen, and it reminded her of zombie movies she had watched before. This was exactly how