This Is How Football Should Be Played

[This is a football novel that even those with no football background will love!]

Morich: What was that move you used to dribble past me yesterday?

Lu Yang: The Messi-Boateng.

Morich: Invented by someone named Messi-Boateng?

Lu Yang: No, it was performed by a guy named Messi, who dribbled past Boateng, the world's best defender.

Morich: Why don't you want to wear the number seven jersey, a symbol of glory?

Lu Yang: Because once you leave Real Madrid, there's no number seven! If I put on that jersey, I'm afraid I'll become the ruthless Nuclear Weapon Seven!

Morich: Lu, that bicycle kick you scored from outside the box yesterday was amazing. How did you do it?

Lu Yang: Simple. Don't call me Lu, call me Ibra!

Morich: How did you manage to save five penalties in one match?

Lu Yang: That goes back to when I drew the moment card of San Toldo...

Lu Yang: Alright, you've asked me so many questions. Now it's my turn. Don't you think that kid Baizami looks a lot like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Majin Buu?

Baizami: Brother Lu, are you calling me ugly?

Lu Yang: Don't talk nonsense. That's the highest compliment for a young striker where I come from!

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