Douluo: The Slacking System? The More I Slack, The Stronger I Get

Lin Ciyan transmigrates to the Douluo Continent and becomes the grandson of a Shrek Academy elder-only to awaken the utterly bizarre Slacker System.

He levels up in his sleep, gains enlightenment while fishing, and carries his teammates to victory without lifting a finger.

While everyone else is grinding away at cultivation:

Zhang Lexuan looks down at him sleeping soundly with his head in her lap and smiles helplessly. "So his idea of cultivating is having me keep watch for him?"

Princess Xu Jiujiu extends a heartfelt invitation. "Come stay with me. All you need to do is... lie back."

When Ma Xiaotao suffers a backlash from her evil fire, he becomes her only cure. "Being close to you... feels so good. Give me a little more of that antidote."

Xiao Xiao, Ju Zi, Wu Ming, Han Ruoruo...

Lin Ciyan says, "I just want to slack off in peace and then go home. Why are the looks they're giving me getting stranger and stranger?"

"And God King Tang, could you stop scheming already? Your daughter's practically making bedroom eyes at me-how is that my fault?"

Faced with a romantic battlefield spiraling out of control, Lin Ciyan can only throw back his head and groan:

"System! Are these Slacker Points of yours even legit? Why do they come with critical hits to my romantic luck?!"

I just want to slack off in peace and then go home. Why is that so hard?

This is the perfect path to wielding the most outrageous cheats with the laziest attitude, delivering the most devastating face-slaps, and, along the way... saving everyone whose original fate left readers heartbroken!

[Ding! Host has pioneered a new way to lounge around. Slacker Points +100!]

[Ding! Host's slacker cultivation method has stunned the continent's inhabitants. Slacker Points +9999!]

And so begins a cultivation journey unlike any other.

Wherever the Holy Radiance Qilin goes, even the original story's tone starts veering off course!

When God King Tang San's schemes collide with a slacker immortal who refuses to play by the rules, the course of destiny begins to unravel.