This Village Is Unlivable! (Seeking Recommendations, Seeking Collections!)

Morning always comes early in Holy Soul Village.

The rising sun cast its golden radiance upon the wooden sign at the village entrance; everything appeared so tranquil.

Su Yu sat beneath the old locust tree at the edge of the village, a blade of Blue Silver Grass dangling from his mouth, his gaze fixed intently on Old Jack, the village chief, not far away.

He had transmigrated into this world six years ago.

As a transmigrator well-versed in various web novels, he naturally knew this was Douluo Continent, and he knew today was the day of the Spirit Awakening.

Following the standard tropes, he should awaken a god-tier martial soul, dominate all directions with a system, and incidentally slap the face of the original protagonist, Tang San.

But something was not right.

Su Yu rubbed his eyes and looked at Old Jack again.

He saw the village chief, who usually walked with a trembling gait, standing before the weathered stone engraved with the words "Holy Soul," muttering something under his breath.

What was even more fatal was that Su Yu clearly saw a translucent blue light screen hovering above Old Jack's head, with several lines of large text scrolling across it:

[Dao of Cowardice Sign-in System bound successfully.]
[Today's sign-in location: Holy Soul Village stele.]
[Sign-in reward: Hundred Thousand Year Soul Bone fragment ×1, Breath Concealment Talisman ×10.]
[Host's current Dao of Cowardice value: 9999. Warning: Do not expose your strength, or you will attract the God Realm Enforcers!!!]

Su Yu spat out the Blue Silver Grass, his entire body going numb.

Old Jack?

Hundred Thousand Year Soul Bone?

Dao of Cowardice System?

This old man who usually didn't even dare to kill a chicken was actually a hidden peerless powerhouse?

Su Yu swallowed hard and turned his head to look at the blacksmith shop next door.

The blacksmith Wang Dachui was forging iron shirtless, sweat streaming down his muscles.

Su Yu focused his eyes and saw a blood-red panel floating above Wang Dachui's head as well:

[Main God Space Infinite Reincarnation System loading~~~]
[Current world: Douluo Continent (Low-martial plane).]
[Main quest: Survive until the end of the plot.]
[Side quest: Forge a divine artifact, reward 5000 Reincarnation Points.]

Su Yu felt his brain was no longer sufficient.

He stood up abruptly, his gaze sweeping over every living creature in the village.

The big yellow dog at the village entrance that slept all day had the [Demon Emperor Possession Re-cultivation System] floating above its head.

Widow Wang next door was washing clothes in the courtyard, with the [Supporting Female Counterattack Face-Slapping System] drifting above her.

Even the village idiot at the end of the lane who had a runny nose all day had the glow of the [Myriad Worlds Blind Box Extraction System] flickering above him.

This village was impossible to stay in!!!

Su Yu took a deep breath, forcing himself to calm down.

Everyone had a system, everyone was a transmigrator, and everyone thought they were the Child of Destiny.

Then what did that make him?

He had been here for six years, and not even a single "ding" had sounded in his head.

No system, no old grandfather, no golden finger.

In this dark forest riddled with transmigrators, he was like a husky who had wandered into a pack of wolves.

"Brother Yu, what are you looking at?"

A crisp, soft voice came from behind him.

Su Yu turned his head to see a little girl wearing coarse blue clothes standing behind him.

The girl had short, deep blue hair and clear eyes; her small hands were tightly clutching the corner of Su Yu's clothes, her gaze filled with dependence.

Her name was Tang Wu, nicknamed Little San.

That's right, this Child of Destiny who should have been Tang San, carrying the memories of the Bashu Tang Sect and holding the Mysterious Heaven Treasure Record, had become a soft, gullible, and tsundere little girl in this chaotic world, devoid of any past-life memories.

Su Yu looked above Tang Wu's head.

It was clean; there was nothing there.

She was one of the few normal people in the village besides him who didn't have a system.

"Nothing much, Little San. Did your dad drink again today?"

Su Yu reached out and ruffled Tang Wu's hair.

Tang Wu rubbed against Su Yu's palm obediently and complained in a low voice, "Dad got drunk again last night and was shouting at the air in the courtyard, saying things like how to complete the system quest for Ah Yin's sacrifice. Brother Yu, is Dad sick?"

Su Yu's eye twitched.

Tang Hao was definitely not right in the head either.

He had snuck a peek yesterday and saw a [Cao Thief Many Children Many Blessings System] floating above Tang Hao's head. He figured the man had been possessed by some unscrupulous transmigrator, only to discover his wife had turned into a blade of grass, leaving him on the verge of a breakdown.

"It's nothing, your father is just talking nonsense because he drank too much."

Su Yu took Tang Wu's small hand. "Let's go. Today is the day of the spirit awakening; the deacon from the Martial Soul Hall should be arriving soon."

Tang Wu followed closely by Su Yu's side, whispering, "Brother Yu, I'm a little scared. What if I don't awaken any spirit power? Will the villagers chase me away?"

"With me here, no one dares to chase you away."

Su Yu pinched her little cheek.

Just then, three strange children their age walked into the village entrance.

Two boys and one girl, their attire clearly marking them as outsiders to Holy Soul Village.

They looked around, their eyes filled with a greed and calculation that didn't belong to their age.

Su Yu habitually scanned the space above their heads.

The fat boy on the left: [Villain Luck Plunder System. Target: Plunder Tang San's luck.]

The thin boy in the middle: [Myriad Worlds Invincible Choice System. Current option: Slap Tang San in the face at the spirit awakening ceremony.]

The girl on the right: [Green Tea Tycoon System. Target: Seduce Tang San and drain her of all value.]

Su Yu stopped in his tracks and pulled Tang Wu behind him.

These three outsiders were clearly here for Tang San.

In their system panels, Tang San was still the child of destiny, a treasure trove of potential.

They had no idea that the Tang San before them had already become a little girl without any cheats.

"Yo, aren't these just some brats from Holy Soul Village?"

The fat boy with the plunder system walked over, his gaze sweeping over Su Yu and Tang Wu before stopping on Tang Wu, his eyes lighting up fiercely.

He frantically called out to his system in his mind, and Su Yu saw it clearly through the panel above his head:

[System Prompt: Detected Daughter of Luck, Tang Wu!!! Due to an unknown mutation in the plane, the original target Tang San has undergone a sex change. Current luck value is extremely high; immediate plunder is recommended!]

The fat boy swallowed, a fake smile plastered on his face: "Little sister, what's your name? Are you here to participate in the spirit awakening too?"

Tang Wu felt uncomfortable under his blunt, greedy gaze; she shrank behind Su Yu, gripping his hand even tighter.

Su Yu sneered and blocked her from view.

Although he didn't have a system, his eyes seemed to have mutated, allowing him to see through everyone's cheat panels.

This must be his golden finger.

"What her name is is none of your business. Go back where you came from and stop being an eyesore."

Su Yu retorted without a hint of politeness.

The fat boy's face darkened, and just as he was about to lash out, the thin boy with the choice system pulled him back, whispering, "Don't cause trouble. Wait until the awakening ceremony begins. The system has released a task for us to step on them to climb higher during the ceremony; the reward is a century-old spirit ring."

The panel above the thin boy's head flickered with red light:

[Task Issued: Humiliate Su Yu and Tang Wu at the spirit awakening ceremony. Reward: Innate Full Soul Power, Century-old Spirit Ring x1.]

Su Yu saw it all clearly and couldn't help but sneer inwardly.

Do these cheaters really think this place is their starter village?

Do they think they can do whatever they want just because they have a system?

On the grand stage of Douluo, don't come here if you're just a small-time cheater.

Since you insist on coming here to die, don't blame me for being ruthless.

Su Yu pulled Tang Wu's hand and turned to walk toward the Martial Soul Hall in the center of the village.

He needed to plan carefully how to use the "hidden" experts and infinite reincarnators in the village to teach these three arrogant transmigrators a lesson.

"Brother Yu, those three people are so annoying."

Tang Wu lowered her head, a hint of coldness in her voice.

Su Yu looked at her, somewhat surprised.

Although this little girl had no memories, her intuition was quite sharp, and she seemed to harbor a certain paranoid possessiveness.

"Don't be afraid, they're just a few clowns."

Su Yu comforted her softly.

The bell of the Martial Soul Hall rang out.

A grand show, titled "Spirit Awakening" but in reality a chaotic brawl of transmigrators, was about to begin.