Douluo Stage: Small Cheats, Stay Away

Su Yu transmigrates to the Douluo Continent, certain his knowledge of the story will let him punch out Spirit Hall and kick Shrek Academy to the curb.

Then comes the day of his martial soul awakening, and he is utterly dumbfounded. Floating above the village chief's head is:

Survival-First Daily Sign-In System

Wang Dachui, the blacksmith next door, is an:

Infinite Reincarnator

Even the big yellow dog at the village entrance is:

Possessed by a Demon Emperor

Even more absurdly, the child of destiny who should have been named Tang San is actually a cute, gullible little tsundere girl with absolutely no memories of her previous life!

And lurking around her are more than a dozen sinister transmigrators with systems like:

Villain Plunder System

More Children, More Blessings System

They are practically drooling over her!

With no system of his own, Su Yu panics for all of one second-then awakens his mutated twin martial souls: the Eye of Truth and the Concept Eraser.

"Since your cheats are all so ridiculously overpowered, don't blame me for turning you against each other and getting someone else to do my dirty work!"

Douluo is one grand stage-if your cheats aren't big enough, don't even show up.

This is the hilarious, hot-blooded tale of a sneaky schemer without a system who bluffs, backstabs, and protects a female little Tang San through a transmigrator battle royale-until he finally ascends to the throne of a god!